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Alisowned
158

IMAGINE A PROPHECY FORETOLD

14 Alisowned, Apr 27, 2024

By the Dead Sea Scrolls... with peace123 gifting me this black background.
It's time for #BrianMertz, #Daisy, and #IrvinIcon to be revived so that they can re-unalive themselves again so that I can perform my secret move...
https://tengaged.com/blog/Alisowned/10227202/imagine-3-had-die
https://tengaged.com/blog/Alisowned/10243770/imagine-honestly
I just want to thank a couple of Disciples of Christ... lBrice (support him in stars - I couldn't of DDOS'd Sam without his help) Dalvin (for doubling those bets LOL) Diancie cazweet Santu - if it had not been for you ES/BR gworls contacting me as quickly as ya'll did - as he was doing his immunity challenge - I wouldn't of been able to drone strike the Cochran network and for that you have secured your spots in Heaven. Phono Diva_ your sacrifices were not in vain <3.
And now...
For my final BANKAI (because I know the republicans are going to get me for posting Queen Heather from Total Drama Island all over the blog page comments...)

MmabatlokoaMolefe : 2026 will be your final year - I wish I had better news for you - I take no pleasure in knowing that your final moments will be that of anguish and pain. I suggest you get your affairs in order before this year turns around the corner; #SashaBaby2010 will be the only one who sheds a tear for you. BlueStar's offer is still on the table if you want that wash and cut before you meet your maker.
Lemjam6 : You told everyone you had a near death experience, but why is it that you had no problem swallowing 8 inches of ---- Oop, but a crustacean is what gets stuck in your throat? Avoid strangers inviting you into alleys - no matter how attractive they may be - choking on blood or your final blog being miley cyrus lyrics... I don't know which is the worst fate? Never forget what that bitch did and what they REALLY meant to say to you. I'm the only one here who will tell you the trooth and nothing but the trooth! So I completely understand why you missed me BAY BAY <3
A_La_Fac : Keep your bathroom door closed, I would hate to see what happened to Richpaca's cat happen to your dog.
Mexash : GOD has something special planned for you, but it won't be a stars win. On your next dentist visit they will find something... but it won't be a cavity. Take their advice seriously. The #brianmertz abortion clinic will always have its doors open if you need a shoulder to cry on: https://tengaged.com/group/1417-the-brian-mertz-memorial-abortion-clinic
cheritaisdelicious : you shall have your 4th and 5th crown; but a cursed hebrew river..

Alisowned
28

IMAGINE 3 HAD TO DIE

4 Alisowned, Mar 2, 2024

So that I could release my bankai.
It was a blood oath we all took.
#brianmertz
Daisy
IrvinIcon
Thank you for your sacrifice.

Once again I have to clear up some misunderstandings before I get sealed back up in my tomb, I'm starting to think if you can't understand what messages my blogs convey... that people may of not gotten what was written in the bible right either...
Just to recap: s73100 I did not make a cancel blog about you.
https://tengaged.com/blog/s73100/10226931/i-mean
In fact: if anything that blog changed your fate from getting double digits to 5th place because it gave you a "protective Eilish seal" around your entire body and soul.
sharkskin used his power/photoshop to create a blog (that you yourself never made) which made other players in your stars game want to carry you to the end of the game to use as a parachute.
The blog was actually a copy pasta of TGDeuxMoi blog about IYBF : https://tengaged.com/blog/TGDeuxMoi/10222665/you-know-what-no-gets-blog
https://tengaged.com/blog/Alisowned/10225304/imagine-yknow-what-no-gets-blog
Which I edited parts that showed my support of you... I thought I made that clear in my other blog: https://tengaged.com/blog/Alisowned/10225774/imagine-clearing-confusion
(that went ignored because some fucking assholes were spamming shit about sw33t having a shit ton of multies everywhere - like no fucking shit Robert has been creating multies since the birth of tengaged, and it's not something new... he used to create 5 accounts at a time and have each of them fight with one another in games to increase their post count to make finals: my favorite multi of his was TakinaWong by the way - hope you bring her back since the mods missed banning it.)
Anyway, I hope you and Sebbers can peacefully come to terms with this prank that was pulled on you both... you 2 would make excellent cat fathers with each other 1 day.
Like konohavillage1 said when he saved you in that stars poll...
"We're in march bitch, black history month is over... pack your shit BlueDragon"
I'm just sorry that Asuka_ CLOCK TEA'D YOUR ASS SO FUCKING HARD SAM.

God sends us signs everyday, whether we choose to see those signs is up to the individual.
Ain't that right Ms. Timberlie ?
Enjoy your refill of clock tea, Kono.
Free of charge, on the Delta Re-Work HOUSE.

KrisStory
275

A brief history of Tengaged’s #1 HOFers

12 KrisStory, May 17, 2021

According to snapshots saved on Wayback time machine.
Know anyone else?
2008-2009
rockgoddess
2009
2009 (still before 1000 karma)
bowler23
#brianmertz
maggie / lexxu each had a tenure
2009-2010
emmaleigh
April 2010-?
#BioDork
2011-2013 back and forth with each other for 1st
phenomanimal
bbdamian
July 2011-September 2012
bbdamian
April 2013-?
finklestein123
2013-2014
stokes2009
2014-early 2017
bblover96
Early 2017-April 2017
unkown lol
May 2017-2018
elvira
2018-current
bamold1999
—Except in September 2018 when Bammy was banned
smuguy2012

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