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IMAGINE A SERIOUS QUESTION? Apr 17, 2024: Admir how much would you charge me to go to McDonalds and use their wifi to beat SamHamwich for immunity and save Spain from him in survivor? It would vault your popularity with that region and leave you immune to any stars voting blocks where I would hack the pollbox to prevent your elimination?

Think about it...

lBrice which of the gworls are willing to give Admir their password while Tengaged moderation has their back turned?; Points: 52 7 comments
IMAGINE HONESTLY... Apr 17, 2024: I kinda do hope those fuckers get me banned, that way I can give my ctrl+v on my keyboard a break from posting all of those alien gifs on everyone's blogs and plussing everything. I know the +7 is not much, but just because someone has a 19 power card... doesn't mean that they're untouchable or that you should let anyone with a card higher than yours walk all over you.

And you better hope they chain my ass behind those bars, because when I do come back I will switch from fucking with stars games... to fucking with your survivor streaks.

I know there is a Republican who is tomato red with rage that thinks he can twist the truth to give himself a chance at winning a stars game by using one of my joke blogs to turn himself & his wife into a victim, but he's tried that before and failed flawlessly.

Cause I'm going to bury you and your sweety in that survivor sand.

KNOW THAT!; Points: 0 10 comments
IMAGINE STARS 20 REAL TALK [BEHIND THE SCENES] Apr 16, 2024: rockgoddess gave me corey1's password - which I gave to IrvinIcon - which he then used to nominate #Uskyld / Sebbers - without my consent - which caused a chain reaction that altered the course of the Tengaged timeline...

You and your baseball passwords, so easy to clock.; Points: 65 5 comments
IMAGINE WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING Apr 16, 2024: BUT NO ONE IS SAYING...

Sam_Hamwich
BrittBritt

Hit me with that -38 like those little gworls who are going to hit you with that softball bat if you EVER... -oop; Points: 61 7 comments
IMAGINE THE MERCURY POISONING... Apr 16, 2024: https://tengaged.com/blog/mahogany/10243537/bet-charity
https://tengaged.com/blog/MmabatlokoaMolefe/10241939/betttt

[Previously on... NIP/CL*T]

Mahogany: Hey Cherita - I made some of my healing clock T$, I think it's starting to work. I feel like you're going to re-coup those bets you lost on countrysavage...

Cheritaisdelicious: You bet on it...

Mahogany (Puzzled with cuntfusion): Why would I bet on it... when it's my charity?

Cherita: Thanks to you I lost 40T$

Mahogany (Cuntcerned facial expression): I don't know what you mean Cherita...

[Fast-forward to the end]

#IveHadphUN
#DontDrinkTheClitSoup
#DontEatTheMmabaFruitcake
#DialUpTakesTooDamnLong; Points: 86 4 comments
IMAGINE THE KONO GASLIGHTING ⛽💡 Apr 14, 2024: https://tengaged.com/blog/konohavillage1/10242634/btw

(Ima have to GIF this since Ms. Village loves to delete their shit after it expires to hide any evidence of being possessed by demons.)

If I wanted to be Yaxha I could be them if I wanted to!

That dumb ugly fucker #niceboy_ed was right from the jump, and IF he's right about me being Yaxha - what else was he right about? Surely not those transphobic statements he made about boyfriend?!

But think about it for a second, let's connect the dots of Insanity to entertain this...

CLUES: Yaxha likes pokemon, drag race, #SigourneyBeaver, trashing BrittBritt's uterus...

I mean, konohavillage1 the writings were on the wall... HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT BAY BAY?

Let's look at the material:
- My profile littered with pokemon go shit ✅
- https://tengaged.com/blog/Alisowned/10225834/imagine-when-i-see-blogs ✅
- Name dropping Brandonator at every turn ✅
- https://tengaged.com/blog/Alisowned/10028615/imagine-when-i-see-politics-tengaged ✅
- https://tengaged.com/blog/CallMeTheGOAT/10242507/if-we-can-get-over-what-abrogated-said (the ENTIRE COMMENTS section of this blog) ✅

^ The only difference here is Yaxha would've said "When Sam goes down on Britt why does he always come back up with a mouthful of sand?" and would've linked this GIF here instead:
Photo credit: To MichelleObama (she and I died so that Kenneth could live; just like sharkskin died so #Yaxha could live here: https://tengaged.com/game/86687 )

But I'm not evil... and I NEVER would've DONE THAT or SAID THAT, because I'm a nice gworl. I would never stoop to that level of maliciousness. BUT, what I would take note of is how Britt parroted the same sentiment as Sam did in a earlier blog of mine...
https://tengaged.com/blog/Alisowned/10021738/imagine-fruit-oppression

Almost as if HIS BITCH ASS was on her phone... using her account to say something back to me because he's too much of a pussy to say something back to me on HIS account and be made a FOOL OF (YET AGAIN) by another WOMAN on tengaged: https://tengaged.com/blog/cheritaisdelicious/10242950/negging-blog-wont-change

But then again... that's a groundless accusation - and he/she/they would say I was giving that a "stretch"; like when he 'stretches' out that ding-a-ling when he negs cherita's blogs... because it seems that's the only type of satisfaction he gets on tengaged is when he's getting brought up by her or being tagged... because he's not getting any satisfaction from winning stars...

And let's GET EVEN MORE REAL HERE, you've let everyone know you've had...

...and they've still decided to send your ass packing - and I'm not saying you were using some type of #lonlee tactic to get them to hand you a stars win - I'm sure you had the adequate proof and documentation to show your chemotherapy records.

Just like I have the twitch.tv vod of me screaming the F slur at sharkskin when we played ARAM clash together with Trever, but I'm not trying to link that and get Trever's twitch account banned...

LET ME ALSO STATE THAT Cecilia581 is ALSO NOT #sharkskin EITHER, but they did spill that tea with that comment on Brit.; Points: 273 23 comments

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