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Alisowned's Trooth Sauce

Posts 465 posts

IMAGINE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT Apr 27, 2024
imageIs Xyris & Hunty walking past the drama on the blogs page as Colter mails a bomb to @BigFatLizzo - I hope you are wearing gloves and a hair net; because the forensics team will be able to tell your ginger hair follicles apart from #Morant's 

Points: 57 5 comments
IMAGINE A SERIOUS QUESTION? Apr 17, 2024
image Admir how much would you charge me to go to McDonalds and use their wifi to beat SamHamwich for immunity and save Spain from him in survivor? It would vault your popularity with that region and leave you immune to any stars voting blocks where I would hack the pollbox to prevent your elimination?

Think about it...

lBrice which of the gworls are willing to give Admir their password while Tengaged moderation has their back turned?
Points: 52 7 comments
IMAGINE HONESTLY... Apr 17, 2024
imageI kinda do hope those fuckers get me banned, that way I can give my ctrl+v on my keyboard a break from posting all of those alien gifs on everyone's blogs and plussing everything. I know the +7 is not much, but just because someone has a 19 power card... doesn't mean that they're untouchable or that you should let anyone with a card higher than yours walk all over you.

And you better hope they chain my ass behind those bars, because when I do come back I will switch from fucking with stars games... to fucking with your survivor streaks.
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I know there is a Republican who is tomato red with rage that thinks he can twist the truth to give himself a chance at winning a stars game by using one of my joke blogs to turn himself & his wife into a victim, but he's tried that before and failed flawlessly.
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Cause I'm going to bury you and your sweety in that survivor sand.
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KNOW THAT!
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IMAGINE STARS 20 REAL TALK [BEHIND THE SCENES] Apr 16, 2024
rockgoddess gave me corey1's password - which I gave to IrvinIcon - which he then used to nominate #Uskyld / Sebbers - without my consent - which caused a chain reaction that altered the course of the Tengaged timeline...



You and your baseball passwords, so easy to clock.
Points: 65 5 comments
IMAGINE WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING Apr 16, 2024
imageBUT NO ONE IS SAYING...
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Sam_Hamwich
BrittBritt

Hit me with that -38 like those little gworls who are going to hit you with that softball bat if you EVER... -oop

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Points: 61 7 comments
IMAGINE THE MERCURY POISONING... Apr 16, 2024
imagehttps://tengaged.com/blog/mahogany/10243537/bet-charity
https://tengaged.com/blog/MmabatlokoaMolefe/10241939/betttt

[Previously on... NIP/CL*T]


Mahogany: Hey Cherita - I made some of my healing clock T$, I think it's starting to work. I feel like you're going to re-coup those bets you lost on countrysavage...

Cheritaisdelicious: You bet on it...

Mahogany (Puzzled with cuntfusion): Why would I bet on it... when it's my charity?

Cherita: Thanks to you I lost 40T$

Mahogany (Cuntcerned facial expression): I don't know what you mean Cherita...

[Fast-forward to the end]

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#IveHadphUN
#DontDrinkTheClitSoup
#DontEatTheMmabaFruitcake
#DialUpTakesTooDamnLong
Points: 86 5 comments