tengaged's guide to avoiding getting a tan
Feb 19, 2012
- WANT THAT VAMPIRE LOOK well here's the new "tengaged keep outta the sun plan"
1) thinking of leaving the house before the sun has gone down is a no no
2) never open your curtains, the outside world might infect you
3) why go outside when you can play a rookies?
4) you can talk to friends on facebook or your mobile who needs face to face conversation (seeing people in real life is just going to spread diseases)
5) worried that your house lights are too bright and you might not achieve the "casper the ghost" look....simple just turn the lights off and if you want extra protection against UV rays try hiding under your bed with your laptop
and in no time you can look just like an ill child
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