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imma take ur virginity

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A year of being blacklisted Jan 9, 2013
The story of one heroic, ridiculously good looking nineteen year old whose views and opinions have been oppressed for far too long. Some might say i bare a resemblance to the main character of the tv series homeland. Been locked out of society and now i'm back, back with a bomb strapped to my chest.

tick tock, tick tock...your days of not being harrassed are up little boys who pretend to be little girls girls, paedos who pretend to be girls and most importantly little boys who are little girls ( computer3000)
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Interview for sainsburys Jan 4, 2013
As you may be able to tell, my life and career prospects are skyrocketing upwards at about the rate a turd comes out when you've got life threatening levels of constipation. Quitting bartending at the royal albert hall due to the level of pretentious bellends (believe that's the correct scientific term) i ahve to deal with. Things i gotta do to make it through uni huh?

But what really takes the piss is when you go to an interview and;
1) All the staff are ethnically asian
2) All the mangement are ethnically asian
3) Everybody else in the group interview was b̶r̶o̶w̶ ethnically asian
4) I was (rather predictably so) white

I mean it is central london but i really thought i stood a chance....up to the point the interviewer started joking with a couple guys in a different language. Fingers crossed my private school education impresses them, feel i would fit their team like a (particularly comfortable, some would say possibly satin) glove!!

For once no offence was meant by this blog #CulturallySensitiveSince1993

ps #UnblacklistTommyg456 It's been a year, and joshgotti is slobbering over little boys ona different account these days #UnblacklistTommyg456
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I feel these user generated ads are fking creepy Jan 2, 2013
"Need a friend, need someone to talk to, feeling down? Click me and message me"

If this doesn't scream peado/muderer/stalker/cult-leader i really have no idea what does. That advert might as well have the carpenters "we've only just begun" playing in the background, the song that defines obsession.

Who would even advertise specifically targetting people who are depressed? I mean when i'm looking for a mate to hang with i don't walk down the street looking for someone crying or cutting their wrists...i really don't.

Maybe it's just personal preference?? I'll give it a go, next time i find someone on the edge of a tall building considering jumping off, i'll ask him if he wants to be bffls! And we'll live happily ever after, until he a) kills me b) kills himself.

Whoever posted it, you...are....odd
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#ImpactingSomone'sLife Jan 2, 2013
I genuinely got a -11 on my last blog, who the fuck has hated me for the past 300 days? Have you been looking at my page everyday so you don't miss a blog, i mean i'm still blacklisted...who has dedicated their life to hating me I LOVE IT.

Thought this website was a gigantic waste of many many hours of my life, but no it seems someone remembers me, you (whoever you are) will always be in my heart!!!!!!

We are connected til the end of time. FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN!!

Kiss Me Thru Tha ̶P̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ Internet
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It's 2k13 (i'm not stickin round (god im so cool i make myself blush)) Jan 1, 2013
imageA new year, same old bullshit. But wait i see a glimmer of hope on the horizon, Zurks is nommed in stars PRAISE THE LORD #BurnTheWitch

Hugs and Kisses
XOXO

oh this is an utter pisstake, i came to celebrate the new year with ALL my MANY friends (shoutout to my right and left hands) and i'm still blacklisted....going out with a bang #MoreLikeALoudPop #PaintingTheTownBeige
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turning a page, ending a chapter, closing a book May 2, 2012
imageconveniently blacklisted thanks to racism embedded at a national level

anyhoo here goes nowt

connorthomson - you are the captain of my soul, you guide my heart through stormy seas, navigating me straight into loving you
zurks - you are the mcdaddy of scots, the flaming whopper of ladies...no i saying you're like a greasy burger with a nice hunk of meat to chew on OI OI but i am saying you're brilliant
mooocoww - i know that burkah is pretty much perfect for disguising yourself as a postbox but i'll notice it's you from it being yellow
danteman453 - "he has a grilfriend, she has big tits"....i'm almost certain that's the proudest moment of my life, all i could think was that my work here was done
boyyo boyyo2 - feel like i should put boyyo in there for respect, boyyo2 just doesnt compare...he's still as big of a twat but a less fit avatar so it's like an ugly fat whore trying say someone else has a bad life. mate mate mate weve said all we need to soooo...."cunt"
davidfisher - MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN DUH NAH DUH NAH NAH NAH, hahahaaa one day i was hoping to convince ya i was madly in love with you but ALAS i seem to have failed. i was also saving up my pennies to get you a nice dress from shops but im only half way there #guttedforya
spookie - you are a legend, in the words of a great man "legen...wait for it" #gowatchhowimetyourmother #isitwrongihaveagayidol



that song's for my homies back in the hood, keep fighting for a better life t-dawg and s-dawg #imgangstacozitalklikethis
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