As you may be able to tell, my life and career prospects are skyrocketing upwards at about the rate a turd comes out when you've got life threatening levels of constipation. Quitting bartending at the royal albert hall due to the level of pretentious bellends (believe that's the correct scientific term) i ahve to deal with. Things i gotta do to make it through uni huh?
But what really takes the piss is when you go to an interview and;
1) All the staff are ethnically asian
2) All the mangement are ethnically asian
3) Everybody else in the group interview was b̶r̶o̶w̶ ethnically asian
4) I was (rather predictably so) white
I mean it is central london but i really thought i stood a chance....up to the point the interviewer started joking with a couple guys in a different language. Fingers crossed my private school education impresses them, feel i would fit their team like a (particularly comfortable, some would say possibly satin) glove!!