I'm back in the land of fame crazed sex addicts and people who are too afraid to step outside since they haven't smelt fresh air in years. How the hell have you all been? Can't imagine too much has really changed.
I haven't been on this site in about a year and a half and I haven't went around to check what's been happening. When I left, Rando was doing hard time and no I don't mean by working the corner. Tengaged was a shit show with no mods. And there was a design of a mother's dead baby making fun of her still birth. #StayClassyTengaged
So I'm just gonna assume some things about some people and see if much has really changed on this site in a year and a half.
BbDamian is still a slut and on his 5th STD care package.
iYBF still says how ugly he is and won't allow anyone to say he isn't yet he takes any chance to post a picture or video of himself.
Diva1 has posted exactly 3 blogs in this year and a half and all 3 of them were top blog and people worshipped her as a queen for saying "Hope you all have a wonderful day."
Halloween logged out of Tengaged for 5 minutes. Tengaged probably panicked that he might've died but his internet just went out.
FARES is somehow still not banned despite having so many multi's that he controlled 90% of the games on this site.
QueenMichelle is still starting drama on here because she has realized starting drama in the real world doesn't make you famous #WhoKnew?
Everyone is jumping on every trend like a stripper leaping on a millionaire because they think for some reason it will make them relevant. Honestly when the conversation is like;
"I ship us."
"Yaaas Queen, me 2."
"I'm screaming."
"The tea."
It honestly sounds as if we're talking in code so Donald Trump doesn't figure out what's being said.
I know for a fricken fact someone going to be saying "If you hated this site so much why are you back?"
For mods there should be like a campaign. Rando selects like 6 candidates for each spot and they fight for it. They make blogs, they talk to people, they tell everyone what they will do if they get moderation. Then polls open (like stars polls) and everyone votes on who they want to be a mod.
Rando's got a quick hand
He'll look around the site, he won't tell you his plan
He's got a lot of banning left
Hunting the cheaters down, he's the sheriff kid
Yeah, he found his way out of jail
I don't even know what
but he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you
All the other multis with the pumped up cheats
You better run, better run, outrun his ban
All the other multis with the pumped up cheats
You better run, better run, faster than his coding
