is from Capture, where one of the guys on the red team talked shit about lime team.
"The next time the lime team is sitting in jail, just like how they've done most of this game, we'll let them know what homos really run this village, and James can drag his fucking sister back to Michigan."
• Stunzer You might be a woman beater, but you wont be beating me this time!
•@itzy I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
•@emzthorne He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
• LordJza To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
• s73100 Well if it isn't fat stinking billygoat billyboy. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come get some in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!
• iYBF I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. In the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually slow, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
• Colter You are a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of rat guts in cat vomit. A cheesy scab picked pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
• eilish If you ran like you do with your mouth, you'd be in good shape.
• EricCabello We were trying to get pregnant, but I forgot one of us had to have a penis and it isn't you.
• Dracarys Your brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
• nothingbutrouble I can't believe you said that, we pinkie swore! You mean... I've been helping you all this time and you didn't even like me? *GASP* .... You really are mean! All that bad stuff people say about you is true! Like, how you are a two faced backstabbing lying little no good selfish heartless pushy bossy mean bully of a girl! I always told them they were wrong, I stood up for you because I thought we were BFFs! But they're right! You are a no good selfish heartless pushy bossy mean bully of a girl! And guess what? I dont wanna be BFFs anymore! I'd rather spend a day staring at LittleMix 's butt than shopping with you! P.S., your shoes are tacky!
• jflora18 You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number". You're so fat that an origami crane has less folds than you. You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" You're so fat, the photo I took of you last Christmas is still printing. You're so fat that you have to go out to the driveway to iron your trousers. You're so fat that when you get dressed you have to use a boomerang to put your belt. You're so fat that your favorite necklace is the food chain. You're so fat that you sat on a memory foam and it immediately forgot. You're so fat that when you fell over noone was laughing but the ground sure was cracking up. You are so fat that when you step on the scales it says "to be continued". You are so fat that you don't need the internet, you are already worldwide. You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean. You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale. You are so fat that you were arrested for carrying 50 pounds of crack.
stunzer does drugs and falls asleep on call with friends. nightmare bitch, nightmare. afraid, scared. itzy likes crack (however you interpret that is fine), and he is obsessed with me. emzthorne like doll porn and he is a witch. Get rid of his tryals! LordJza smokes. he also has a pokemon porn collection and I might call HaliFord to do an intervention. s73100 smells like the pig from t-masked singer. here piggy piggy! iYBF nobody likes him, but at least the rat ate the cheese! Colter smells like chicken & bacon ranch with a side of rancid racism raisins. eilish also does drugs, but upside down. he also hit me with a multi and it hurt ;( EricCabello has one singular taste and does not have variety. also he stinks ;( Dracarys and nothingbutrouble smell like roast beef and incest. yikes! also bottom betties unite xoxo jflora18 or whatever that fucking idiot's tengaged account is. loser PERIOIOODDDDD. https://prnt.sc/s31ni2 https://prnt.sc/s31nao
The boat approaches the glorious Emeraldia Island, home of the competition the trainers will put their Pokemon in. 26 Pokemon will fight for the grand prize; the Island of course!
Docking at the port, the Trainers give their last goodbyes to their pokemon and they go on their journey.
Buneary and Pachirisu are lifted down from their trainer’s shoulders, giving a deep hug to them and getting onto the boat.
Oshawott, Piplup, and Squirtle get off the boat together, their trainers trying to follow but are stopped by security.
Celebi appears in front of Teddiursa and Togepi, in which Togepi faints. Teddiursa, confused, pokes Togepi in the face. Celebi giggles, flying away as she passes Marill riding on Deerling’s back as he marches forward off the boat.
Oddish rolls off the boat, bowling into Smoochum and Shinx, in which Smoochum was trying to kiss Shinx. Starly nests into Swablu’s wings as Swablu lands on the dock. Eevee and Vulpix are chasing each other’s tails, their trainer laughing and wishing them adieu. Plusle and Minun wrestle each other down the landing and knock into Tepig and Manaphy, who look at them annoyed.
Pikachu, Cyndaquil, and Torchic walk down the landing, however Torchic struts her feathers leaving Shinx to faint next to Oddish and Smoochum. Smoochum looks up, seeing Torchic and she frowns.
Cubone jumps off, landing away from all of the other Pokemon. Absol comes into view, and the landing breaks before she can walk down. Absol looks down, jumping and landing on the dock. The boat drifts away as Piplup falls randomly.
The Host, a random speaker box, plops down from the sky, and all the Pokemon turn to stare at it. Pikachu goes to electrocute it but it reflects and hits Marill right off Deerling’s back and into the water. Deerling gasps, going over to help Marill back onto the dock, pulling by his ear.
The Pokemon turn back to the Speaker box,
“Alright, welcome to Pokemon: Battle For Emeraldia Island. You will compete in challenges, and each week on of you will get eliminated and go back to your trainer without the grand prize. The grand prize is this whole island to yourself & your trainer. Your first task is to get into your teams. You need to get into five teams of 5. Plusle and Minun are together as one duo, so they will count as 1 in a team and go to a colored platform to signal your team color. Go.”
The Pokemon looks around, The Mice Pokemon (Cyndaquil, Pikachu, and Marill) get together, Deerling nibbling onto Oddish and picking her up and walking over with Marill’s group forming their team.
Starly naps into Swablu’s wings, who giggles as Eevee, Vulpix, and Manaphy walk over to form the second team.
Buneary and Pachirisu walk over to Oshawott and Piplup who seem to have a mutual agreement. Squirtle waddles over and ops to join them as well, forming the third team.
Celebi appears back again next to Togepi and Teddiursa, circling around them to form a team. Togepi tenses up, but giggles at Celebi and nods. Tepig goes to walk to Shinx, however Plusle and Minun wrestle over and knock him over to the trio to form the fourth team.
Which leaves the leftovers, Smoochum looking hella angry as Shinx stares at Torchic, who struts over. Absol and Cubone look at each other, shrugging and walking over to form the fifth and last team.
Which leaves the teams to be:
Team Red:
Celebi
Togepi
Teddiursa
Plusle & Minun
Tepig
Team Blue:
Starly
Swablu
Eevee
Vulpix
Manaphy
Team Yellow:
Cyndaquil
Pikachu
Marill
Deerling
Oddish
Team Purple:
Buneary
Pachirisu
Oshawott
Piplup
Squirtle
Team Green:
Absol
Cubone
Shinx
Smoochum
Torchic
The Speaker Box starts back up, “Alright, now you are in your teams. You will all compete in these teams for the oncoming challenges. Winning challenges grant immunity from being eliminated. The losing team will be sent to the Catch ‘em All, where one of you will be voted out by the audience at home. Your first challenge is to use this map,”
*the speaker box opens up, shooting out maps for each team*
“And use them to locate the Nursery which is on the other side of the island. You must have all of your members present at the finish line to win immunity for the whole team. Ready? Go.”
The Speaker Box springs into the air, hurling towards the other side of the island.
The Pokemon grab the maps and start running onto a path. All of the Yellow team is riding on Deerling’s back as he gallops through the forest. Pikachu opens the map, and with the help of Cyndaquil they lead Deerling into the right direction.
The Blue Team just huddle onto Starly and Swablu’s backs, riding above the forest canopy.
The Green Team starts bounding onto the path, Absol taking the lead as Shinx is behind, Cubone running after and Smoochum booty bumping Torchic into a bush and leaving her behind.
Celebi picks up Togepi, Togepi gasping as they fly in the air. Togepi flails around, wailing as now she is #scared.
The rest of the Red Team are having a blank as Plusle and Minun snatch the map, looking at it intensely and not sharing.
Purple Team map it out correctly, and start running down the path. Pachirisu and Oshawott lead, Buneary in the middle, and Piplup and Squirtle waddle behind.
The Blue Team lands smoothly and quickly onto the finish line, Eevee, Vulpix, and Manaphy thanking Swablu and Starly. “Wow! Blue Team got here in record speed, congratulations you are safe.”
Soon after, Deerling runs out of the clearing and across the finish line, his whole team on his back cheering. “Yellow Team, you are safe.”
Celebi drops an unconscious Togepi on the finish line, flying back to help the others.
Torchic gets out of the bush, fixing her feathers and starts running again, this time getting lost because she was left behind. The rest of the Green Team and Purple Team make it to the end, Absol wondering where Torchic is and Smoochum smirking evilly.
Tepig and Teddiursa sigh, starting to walk on the path as Plusle and Minun argue about the map, eventually electrifying it to a crisp. They sigh, making up and running along the trail to wing it.
Celebi grabs onto Tepig and Teddiursa, lifting them into the sky from their ears. They fly to the finish line, now waiting on the final racers aka Torchic and Plusle/Minun.
….
Strutting from the clearing, Torchic rushes to the finish line before Plusle and Minun even see the finish line. “Alright, Red Team you are up for Catch ‘em All. One of you will be voted out by the viewers, good luck.”
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TENGAGED, YOU MUST VOTE TO ELIMINATE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
Celebi, The Time Traveling Pokemon.
Togepi, The Spike Ball Pokemon.
Teddiursa, The Little Bear Pokemon.
Plusle & Minun, The Cheering Pokemon.
Tepig, The Fire Pig Pokemon.
The Pokemon:
Absol, The Disaster Pokemon.
Buneary, the Rabbit Pokemon.
Celebi, The Time Travel Pokemon.
Cubone, The Lonely Pokemon.
Cyndaquil, The Fire Mouse Pokemon.
Deerling, The Season Pokemon.
Eevee, The Evolution Pokemon.
Manaphy, The Seafaring Pokemon.
Marill, The Aqua Mouse Pokemon.
Oddish, The Weed Pokemon.
Oshawott, The Sea Otter Pokemon.
Pachirisu, The EleSquirrel Pokemon.
Pikachu, The Mouse Pokemon.
Piplup, the Penguin Pokemon.
Plusle and Minun, The Cheering Pokemon.
Shinx, The Flash Pokemon.
Smoochum, The Kiss Pokemon.
Squirtle, The Tiny Turtle Pokemon.
Starly, The Starling Pokemon.
Swablu, The Cotton Bird Pokemon.
Teddiursa, The Little Bear Pokemon.
Tepig, The Fire Pig Pokemon.
Togepi, The Spike Ball Pokemon.
Torchic, The Chick Pokemon.
Vulpix, The Fox Pokemon.
PYN your name to be tagged & comment your picks to win! <3
