~~~ Tribe Idiotfaces (Blue Buffs) ~~~
Vivor Chicken
Rock
Hitler Shanedawson12345
Dora
Donald Trump
Plankton
On Tribe Stupidheads:
Sparky: OMG! Our alliance is still here I’m so happy guys I can’t wait to blow up all those new people :D
Creeper: *happy hissing noises*
Burberry: I am also happy but we need one more for majority. Maybe I can persuade someone to work with us by giving them Burberry merch
🦕: roar.
Princevans: ROAR!!!!!!
🦕: roar?
🦕: roar…?
🦕: ROAR!!!!!!! ROAR ROAR ROAR!!!! (🦕 found a hidden immunity idol in a tree)
Memphis_grizzlies: Look Spongebob I know things didn’t go too well for us together on the other tribe but it looks like were on the outs on this tribe. We have to stick together otherwise they will vote us off ok
Gay Spongebob: I’ll try just please be nice to me
Memphis_grizzlies: Dude this is a game about strategy not niceness get it together and think with that stupid little sponge that is also known as your brain
Gay Spongebob: omg I’m sorry I’ll try
- Sparky, Creeper, Burberry, 🦕, and Princevans are 5-2 majority from Tribe Comp Gods. However they are very separated as Sparky, Creeper, and Burberry are one alliance, and 🦕 and Princevans are the other alliance.
- Memphis_grizzlies and Gay Spongebob are on the outs as they are the only two from Tribe Trash.
- Memphis_grizzlies is annoyed with everyone on his tribe and starts to think this game is a joke. However, he is thankful that he is no longer on a tribe with Donald Trump.
- Sparky and Creeper are elated to still be together and with their alliance.
- Burberry is relieved yet annoyed that he is still stuck on a tribe with Creeper and Sparky.
- Gay Spongebob is nervous because he can no longer rely on Donald Trump to protect him.
- Princevans is also nervous because he thinks he is on a tribe stuck with stupid cunts who will vote him out
- 🦕 is still a dinosaur
- 🦕 found a hidden immunity idol in a tree
On Tribe Idiotfaces:
Donald Trump: Hello Hitler. You may not know me but I am currently the president of the United States... a very good president in fact, a lot of people like me because I am a good man and personally, I believe I am the best president ever in the country. You are my role model and I wish I was as strong and powerful as you
Hitler: Good to meet you Mr. Trump. I think we should make a pact to stick together until merge.
Donald Trump: I think in fact that is a very good idea!
Dora: (Looks at camera) Do you think I should work with Donald Trump and Hitler? … Yes? … Good!
Shanedawson12345: yooooo were on the same tribe again we gotta stick together just like last time let’s do this
Vivor Chicken: yessss I’m down!
Rock: Yes please! I hope you can forgive me for voting Memphis last tribal council. I realized it was a mistake and voted Paper on the revote.
Shanedawson12345: ur good bro don’t worry about it
Plankton: (at the Chum Bucket) Well would you look at that! I am once again in the middle mwahahahahaha this really is an easy game isn’t it. I could literally just choose who to vote out, it’s that simple! These fools are going to keep going after each other and not even realize their fate is in my hands! They can’t vote me… if one of them targets me then I just jump to the other side and vote them out
- Dora, Donald Trump, and Hitler stuck together from Tribe Comp Gods
- Hitler and Donald Trump plan to stick together
- Shanedawson12345 trusts his tribe a little too much
- Vivor Chicken just wants to stay in the game so that people eat him
- Rock makes amends with the players in his tribe after voting for their ally Memphis_grizzlies.
- Plankton still thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread
- There is some tension between Shanedawson12345 and Hitler
Immunity Challenge: Both tribes will go to tribal. Two players from each tribe will win individual immunity. Challenge: the two on each tribe who breathe the most in 5 mins win immunity. Fictional characters and inanimate objects automatically can’t win because they don’t breathe and Shanedawson12345 and Princevans both flopped.
~~~ Memphis_grizzlies and Burberry win immunity in Tribe Stupidheads ~~~
~~~ Hitler and Donald Trump win immunity in Tribe Idiotfaces ~~~
~~~ Tribe Stupidheads ~~~
Burberry: ugh I wanted to vote Memphis_grizzlies but he won immunity. I don’t think its worth it voting Gay Spongebob, he’s literally harmless and no threat to anyone.
Creeper: noooo then who do we blow up now
Burberry: Its going to have to be either Princevans or 🦕 then
Sparky: Idc who we blow up as long as its not Creeper!!
Burberry: look so Princevans and 🦕 are in an alliance with a ton of people from the other side and if we can get them out today it will help us at merge
Memphis_grizzlies: hm interesting I will consider
Princevans: Look so if we let Burberry, Creeper, and Sparky slide by for one more day, they are going to be 3 people on a tribe of 6, which is half. They can control the votes… so we need to vote together today or else we are screwed.
Memphis_grizzlies: hm ok
Gay Spongebob: yay!
Princevans: Can we please just vote out Gay Spongebob he is a stupid annoying fuckface cunt I will be so happy if hes gone
Burberry: please im down
Seventh vote…
X
X
X
X
X
And the 5th player voted out of ESS1…
X
X
X
X
X
Creeper
Voting Confessionals:
Burberry: I vote Princevans… he is dangerous and could easily run this game so its best if we vote him out now than later
Sparky: Today I will be blowing up Princevans! Hahahaha Sparky always one-shots the Prince, everyone who plays Clash Royale knows that!
Creeper: I choose to blow up Princevans! I don’t trust you and nor does my alliance!
Princevans: Sorry Creeper but its your time to go! See ya later, don’t blow up on the way out you stupid cunt!
🦕: roar I vote Creeper
Memphis_grizzlies: I’m hoping that voting out Creeper today will help me build trust with Princevans so that he could help me take Donald Trump out at merge
Gay Spongebob: I’m scared of Creeper because he keeps talking about blowing up and explosions so I vote him!
Post-Tribal Confessionals:
Creeper: aww man… *EXPLODES* so we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side. This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, night night night night.
~~~ Tribe Idiotfaces ~~~
Shanedawson12345: ugh I think the other 4 are working together. We need to get one of them to vote with us
Rock: I agree, maybe we could get Plankton to vote with us.
Vivor Chicken: we can try
Shanedawson12345: yo Plankton I need you bro the other 3 are all an alliance come on man
Plankton: perhaps, I will consider.
Dora: Do you know who we should vote today?
Hitler: Your wish is my command, Dora.
Donald Trump: Whatever you guys agree on I will do.
Hitler: I think the answer is pretty clear honestly.
Hitler: Plankton buddy stick with us, we have your back.
Plankton: will do.
Donald Trump: Rock I know you are a very loyal person and truthfully I love loyal people because they are really loyal. I hope you can vote with us today.
Rock: hm
Plankton: I have been giving these fools one word answers all day but I have been secretly scheming and planning every move. I think today’s vote is pretty clear but I need to make sure nobody hates me for pulling this off, because I know merge is coming soon.
Tribal Council:
First vote…
Donald Trump
Second vote…
Donald Trump
Third vote…
Shanedawson12345
Fourth vote…
Shanedawson12345
That’s two votes Donald Trump and Shanedawson12345
Fifth vote…
Shanedawson12345
Sixth vote…
And the 6th player voted out of ESS1…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Shanedawson12345
Voting Confessionals:
Shanedawson12345: bruh I come to find out Hitler is a literal dictator theres no way I want to keep him around hes crazy, but I vote Donald Trump because Hitler has immunity
Vivor Chicken: I need to stick with my alliance. I already voted against Donald Trump several times so I don’t need to get more blood on my chicken hands. Voting Donald Trump again
Hitler: Easy vote, Shanedawson12345. You’re crazy and evil, you have to go.
Donald Trump: Bye bye Shanedawson12345 if you go against us, you pay.
Dora: Do you think we should vote Shanedawson12345 for being a little traitor? … Yes? Good!
Plankton: This is a very easy vote. As long as Hitler and Dora are in the game, I’m safe. I stick with who I trust and know won’t vote me out
Rock: This is a tough vote. I know Plankton is voting for Shanedawson12345 so I think it is safer if I vote him as well just to get on good terms with the other three (Hitler, Dora, Donald Trump)
Post-Tribal Confessionals:
Shanedawson12345: why did they vote me out those little a nasty ass potato chip water bottle ping pong ball calculator chair rain water leaf blower stupid idiots
Donald Trump: DON’T MESS WITH ME
