~~~ Tribe Comp Gods (Red Buffs) ~~~
Dora the Explorer
Plankton
🦕
Creeper
Hitler
Sparky from Clash Royale
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ burberry
@princevans
~~~ Tribe Trash (Blue Buffs) ~~~
Rock
Paper
Scissors
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Vivor Chicken
Gay Spongebob
@memphis_grizzlies shanedawson12345
Over on Tribe Comp Gods:
Dora: Hola soy Dora!
Hitler: Guten tag Dora lets vote out all these fuckers
Dora: Do you know who we should vote out first?
Plankton: oh hohohoho what do we have here
Princevans: oh look it’s a big fat ugly homo virgin retard annoying cunt dinosaur! Let me ride you dinosaur bay bay 🥺 👉 👈
🦕: *dinosaur noises*
Creeper: *hissing noises*
Princevans: aww man…
Burberry: hey we should work together
Sparky: alright bet who should we blow up first
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Hitler and Dora make a f2 and plan to explore and take over the world.
- There is some severe tension between Creeper and Sparky because they both think
theyre more powerful than the other
- Burberry and Princevans make amends after the recent stars game
- Plankton hates everyone
- 🦕 is a dinosaur
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ doesn’t give a shit about whats going on
Over on Tribe Trash:
Rock (to Scissors): I’m gonna beat u up!
Paper (to Rock): I’m gonna suffocate you!
Scissors (to Paper): I’m gonna cut you up!
Donald Trump: I want to make my intentions clear… I want Sleepy Joe gone.
Memphis_grizzlies: shut up you stupid old orange bit-
Vivor Chicken: hey guys stop fighting… this is survivor, yall need to survive! Better eat me... I'm not going to eat myself!
Gay Spongebob: Hey friends I’m Spongebob and I’m gay!
Joe Biden: Oh you’re gay? Donny hates the gays we should vote him out first!
Shanedawson12345: I’m straight aka normal so get yo nasty ass away from me stupid pickle jar cup holder mechanical pencil little bitch no homo
- Rock, Paper, and Scissors are all idiots
- Donald Trump wants to take over his tribe and turn it into a dictatorship just like his
role model Hitler from the other tribe
- Memphis_grizzlies hates everyone and stays away from everyone, occasionally taking
jabs at Donald
- Gay Spongebob is gay
- Shanedawson12345 thinks everyone is stupid
- Vivor Chicken wants the best for #TribeTrash
- Joe Biden and Donald Trump try to get votes for the 2020 election
Immunity Challenge: The tribe with the shortest name of a player in the game wins. 🦕 wins for Tribe Comp Gods
~~~ TRIBE COMP GODS DEMOLISH TRIBE TRASH IN THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE ~~~
Tribal council:
First vote…
Rock
Second vote…
Paper
Third vote…
Scissors
Fourth vote…
Donald Trump
Fifth vote…
Donald Trump
Sixth vote…
Gay Spongebob
Seventh vote…
Joe Biden
Eigth vote…
Joe Biden
Ninth vote… and the first person voted out of ESS1…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Joe Biden
Vote confessionals:
- Rock: I vote Scissors because he’s a stupid cunt
- Paper: I vote Rock because he’s a stupid cunt
- Scissors: I vote Paper because he’s a stupid cunt
- Donald Trump: Bye bye Sleepy Joe your time here has come to an end before it
even started. You bad! I vote you!
- Joe Biden: Having Donald in this game negatively impacts our well-being as a tribe.
Wait what was i going to say? I for- oh wait yeah I remember now I vote Donald.
- Vivor Chicken: I vote for Joe because he touched me
- Gay Spongebob: I vote for Donald because apparently he doesn’t like the gays
- Memphis_grizzlies: I vote for Gay Spongebob because I need to prove to the others
I’m not gay
- Shanedawson12345: I vote for Joe Biden because hes annoying old man
Note: This series is merely a joke. The behavior of characters in the game does not reflect how they act outside of this blog series. It is just fiction to fuel my boredom :)
