On the previous episode, Joe Biden was voted out in a close vote. Will Tribe Trash pick it up a notch this episode, or once again take a defeat from Tribe Comp Gods?
~~~ Tribe Comp Gods (Red Buffs) ~~~
Dora
Plankton
🦕
Creeper
Hitler
Sparky
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ burberry princevans
Hitler: ok the four of us absolutely need to stick together. Remember we are the good side and we need to get rid of the bad side periodt.
Dora: (looking at camera) Do you think Hitler is right?
Princevans: YES!
🦕: roar
Hitler: One of us four will win this game and the four of us will take over the world, mark my words. Glory awaits us.
Sparky: ok so heres the gameplan… we get the other 5 all together and when they aren’t watching… BOOM! I blow them up and win the 1 million dollars!!!
Creeper: No, IM going to blow them up!
Sparky: NO, ME!
Burberry: Idiots this is Survivor and not Minecraft or Club Penguin or whatever game you all are from… we have to vote them out, not blow them up lmao.
Sparky: THAT’S NOT HOW SPARKY FUNCTIONS!
Creeper: aw man…
Burberry: So who should we VOTE OUT – not blow up – if we go to tribal?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: idk but the 4 of us need to vote together js ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Plankton: Oh mwahahahahaha these chumps don’t know what I have in store for them! They probably don’t even know I exist! While they’re all off making alliances and such, I have been at the Chum Bucket scheming and meticulously planning out every move MWAHAHAHAHA
- Sides start to form on Tribe Comp Gods
- Hitler, Dora, Princevans, and 🦕 form an alliance
- Sparky, Burberry, Creeper, and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ are the other alliance
- Plankton is playing the middle and believes he is the greatest thing since sliced bread
- Princevans starts to despise Sparky
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ becomes very skeptical of Hitler
- Burberry has had enough of Dora’s bullshit and wants her gone
- 🦕 is still a dinosaur
On Tribe Trash:
Rock (to Scissors): I’m gonna beat u up!
Paper (to Rock): I’m gonna suffocate you!
Scissors (to Paper): I’m gonna cut you up!
Gay Spongebob: Hi Donald could we please come to a compromise idk what you have against me
Donald Trump: Spongebob don’t worry I certainly love gay people they are really good in fact my brothers daughter’s friend is gay, I know a lot of gay people, surely more than the rest of the tribe, perhaps even the rest of the players in the game combined! I really am an expert when it comes to gay people so I know you are a very good person!
Gay Spongebob: aw thanks :)
Shanedawson12345: look we are the only 3 that have anything to do with Tengaged so as long as we stick together I think we could take out one of those inacts that do nothing but scream at eachother all day if we all vote together come on don’t be stupid
Memphis_grizzlies: I agree they’re so annoying I cant stand them
Vivor Chicken: I’m down lol y’all better not vote me or else you’ll starve
Immunity Challenge: the tribes play Rock Paper Scissors against eachother. Tribe Trash was the only tribe who had any materials for Rock Paper Scissors so they win by default.
~~~ TRIBE TRASH WINS IMMUNITY ~~~
Hitler: You all know who to vote… he has to go. He is a threat to our well-being. Plankton will be voting with us, and if he doesn’t, he’s next.
Dora: Bueno!
🦕: roar
Princevans: yes daddy
Burberry: stick with the plan guys we are fine as long as Plankton votes with us, which he should.
Sparky: OH MY GOSH YES!
Creeper: *violent hissing noises*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: let’s hope ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Burberry: How did I get stuck in an alliance with such stupid people?
Plankton: My dream is becoming reality! Are you guys ready for a #Blindside ?
Tribal Council:
First vote…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Second vote…
Dora
Third vote…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fourth vote…
Dora
Fifth vote…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sixth vote…
Dora
That’s 3 votes each, 3 left.
Seventh vote…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Eigth vote…
Dora
That’s 4 votes each, 1 vote left.
Ninth vote… And the second player voted out of ESS1…
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Player voting confessionals:
Hitler: I vote for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he is very weird and not similar to me which is why I want him gone.
Dora: Do you think I should vote for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯? … Good!
🦕: Hitler says we should vote for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so I must remain loyal to my alliance!
Princevans: Dora might be an annoying cunt but as long as she is here she won’t vote me. Plus she reminds me of my 7 year old step-sister but I digress. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, I vote for you.
Sparky: I can’t blow up and obliderate Dora to smitherines so the next best thing I can do is vote her out! I vote Dora!
Creeper: I can’t blow up and obliderate Dora to smitherines so the next best thing I can do is vote her out! I vote Dora!
Burberry: I simply cannot stand Dora she is crazy and is only in this game to get views in her show or whatever so I vote for Dora.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Anyone with a brain will vote Dora over me js ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Plankton: Ahhh it feels good to be the swing vote… I have been waiting for this moment for so long! I have planned out this opportunity ever since I set foot onto this island! Nobody on this Island except Hitler and maybe 🦕 can stand Dora, so I think it is absolutely brilliant to keep her in the game just to cause so much pain and agony amongst the fellow members of the tribe! I must make them suffer. I vote ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Post-tribal Confessionals:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - I mean I saw it coming anyway, theres not much I can do when these idiots want to keep a dictator aligned with a clueless 8 year old girl, but whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hitler – Don’t mess with me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, or really anyone in this game because you WILL PAY!
Dora – Did you vote Dora? … Wow! That’s mean!
