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Epic Survivor: Season 1 Episode 3

5thAug 15, 2020 by 3pi14159
Previously: Tribe Comp Gods lost and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ was voted out 5-4.

~~~ Tribe Comp Gods (Red Buffs) ~~~
Dora
Plankton
🦕
Creeper
Hitler
Sparky
burberry
princevans

~~~ Tribe Trash (Blue Buffs) ~~~
Rock
Paper
Scissors
Donald Trump
Vivor Chicken
Gay Spongebob
memphis_grizzlies
shanedawson12345

On Tribe Comp Gods:

Dora: (looks at camera) Do you know what we say when people don’t vote you out? … Correct! Thank you!
Hitler: It is my duty to keep you safe, Dora.
Plankton: You’re welcome stupid girl

🦕: I’m so glad Dora is safe and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ was voted out! Hopefully we can keep this up!
Princevans: Surely dino buddy I’ve got your back

Plankton: We need to stick together I feel like were the only two trying to play the game smartly
Princevans: I agree, the others on this tribe are so dumb LMFAO stupid cunts think they’ve got this game won

Plankton: Listen up Burbs you’re voting with me next tribal council and I will keep you safe. Trust me?
Burberry: uhhhh sure

Sparky: OMG I’m going to blow up this tree… watch! *BOOM*
Creeper: omg hahahaha that’s so cool Sparky boi maybe youre not so bad afterall
Sparky: If only we were in the same game LOL that would be so cool!
Creeper: Maybe Supercell can invite me over to Clash Royale someday… I’m tired of being a villain in Minecraft 😞

-        Dora is forever thankful to her alliance for keeping her safe
-        🦕 is still a dinosaur
-        Plankton tries to control Princevans and Burberry to make them the swing votes
-        Princevans thinks Plankton is crazy and wants to step on him so he can just shut up already
-        Burberry is pissed at Plankton for not voting with him but he realizes he needs Plankton to work with him
-        Hitler is as confident as ever
-        Creeper and Sparky finally bond and become friends

On Tribe Trash:

Donald Trump: You are a very good guy, Rock. Here’s some money.
Rock: Fuck Scissors
Donald Trump: I totally agree! You’re absolutely right! Do you think we should vote him next?
Rock: yes.

Scissors: Fuck Paper
Shanedawson12345: yeah fuck that stupid piece of paper he looks like a idiot keyboard mousepad window pond water bedsheet painting lava lamp pencil sharpener little bitch we should vote him out
Scissors: yes.

Paper: Fuck Rock
Memphis_grizzlies: no, fuck Donald Trump!
Paper: no.
Memphis_grizzlies: yes
Paper: no.
Memphis_grizzlies: yes
Paper: no.
Memphis_grizzlies: ugh ok u win
Paper: yes.

Gay Spongebob: ugh I miss Squidward so much!
Vivor Chicken: who is Squidward?
Gay Spongebob: he’s my friend from work! He is the nicest person in the whole deep blue sea!
Vivor Chicken: where do you work?
Gay Spongebob: At a restaurant called the Krusty Krab!
Vivor Chicken: Oh nice do u guys sell chicken fingers? Cuz if so I can help out
Gay Spongebob: I’m sorry sir, we do not have chicken fingers at this location.

Gay Spongebob: hi can I call my friend Patrick
ESS1 Production: no but we can call him for you
Gay Spongebob: ok here's the number its for the Krusty Krab but he should be working right now
ESS1 Production: ok thanks I’ll give them a call *dials phone*
ESS1 Production: Hello is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick (Gay Spongebob’s friend): No, this is Patrick. *Hangs up*

-        Rock, Paper Scissors are all still idiots
-        Donald Trump pretends to like everyone except Memphis_grizzlies, but in reality he hates everyone
-        Memphis_grizzlies is still obsessed with and hates Donald Trump
-        Vivor Chicken questions the loyalty of Tengaged Alliance
-        Shanedawson12345 is psycho
-        Gay Spongebob is already homesick on Day 4
-        Gay Spongebob’s friend, Patrick, is as dumb as a rock (no offense to Rock… sorry Rock)

Immunity challenge: Whichever tribe has more comp gods wins immunity
~~~ Tribe Comp Gods Wins Immunity ~~~

Rock (to Scissors): I’m gonna beat u up!
Paper (to Rock): I’m gonna suffocate you!
Scissors (to Paper): I’m gonna cut you up!

Memphis_grizzlies: The Tengaged ppl gotta stick together right?
Vivor Chicken: Yes please we have to
Shanedawson12345: Yessir

Donald Trump: Alright Spongeyboy its time for our revenge right? Together we will defeat homophobia
Gay Spongebob: Yes I agree I think if we stick together we will definitely be able to defeat homophobia lets stick to the plan
Donald Trump: That’s perfect, I’m an expert at defeating homophobia honestly I actually did it the other day believe it or not it was very good.

Donald Trump: Chickity Chicken they’re all voting you out my friend! Please trust me. I will take you very far into this game if you stay by my side. Keeping you around will make everyone happy honestly, everyone will be happy because they still get to eat you and you will be happy because you will still be in the game! I am a very smart man and an expert at this game, I will protect you. It’s a win-win voting with me!
Vivor Chicken: ruh roh! Ok. We are still voting the same person right?
Donald Trump: yes hes terrible, he has to go.
Vivor Chicken: ok good just checking

Tribal Council:

First vote…
Rock

Second vote…
Paper

Third vote…
Scissors

Fourth vote…
Memphis_grizzlies

Fifth vote…
Memphis_grizzlies

That’s 2 votes Memphis_grizzlies, 1 vote Rock, Paper, and Scissors.

Sixth vote…
Scissors

Seventh vote…
Scissors

That’s 3 votes Scissors, 2 votes Memphis_grizzlies, 1 vote Rock and Paper. One vote left.

Eigth and final vote…
X
X
X
X
X
And the 3rd player voted out of ESS1…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Scissors

Vote Confessionals:
Rock: I vote Scissors because he’s a stupid cunt
Paper: I vote Rock because he’s a stupid cunt
Scissors: I vote Paper because he’s a stupid cunt
Donald Trump: Bye bye Memphis_grizzlies its your turn to go! Nobody messes with the Big Don and you’re going to pay for it.
Gay Spongebob: Donald Trump is the only person here nice to me so I’m going to listen to him and vote Memphis_grizzlies.
Memphis_grizzlies: The #TengagedAlliance has decided to vote for Scissors. This will set us up to vote for Donald Trump next tribal and finally end racism! I vote Scissors
Shanedawson12345: Honestly I trust the Tengaged Alliance and hopefully their not jerks who vote me out that would not be good so I vote Scissors
Vivor Chicken: Donald Trump really tried to convince me to vote out an active over an inactive! Scissors does nothing all game and getting rid of him will help the algorithm and speed up the game! I vote Scissors.

Post-Tribal Confessionals:
Scissors: I blame Paper.
Rock: Thank god Scissors is finally gone, now I can actually play the game I joined for LOL time to go full tryhard BITCHES!
Paper: I hate Rock!

18 - Joe Biden 3-2-1-1-1-1
17 - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5-4
16 – Scissors 4-2-1-1

PYN to be tagged/mailed for the series
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turkeylover
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kindred7
mrkk
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christian37
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#casting
#rookies
#survivor
#hunger
#stars

I felt extra nice today so I thought I would grind out two episodes today. Episode 4 coming tomorrow :) Comment your thoughts!

Episode 1: https://tengaged.com/blog/3pi14159/9219946/epic-survivor-season-1-episode-1
Episode 2: https://tengaged.com/blog/3pi14159/9220627/epic-survivor-season-1-episode-2
Episode 3: https://tengaged.com/blog/3pi14159/9220779/epic-survivor-season-1-episode-3

Comments

scissors robbed wtf
Sent by turkeylover,Aug 15, 2020
is this based on TG Survivor? if so I have a feeling Hitler is gonna suicide to get revenge!
Sent by paul028,Aug 15, 2020
rip scissors
Sent by LittleMix,Aug 15, 2020
Shanedawson12345: yeah fuck that stupid piece of paper he looks like a idiot keyboard mousepad window pond water bedsheet painting lava lamp pencil sharpener little bitch
Sent by Mrkk,Aug 15, 2020
paul028 nope LOL its based off regular survivor
Sent by 3pi14159,Aug 15, 2020
bro how is dinosaur TALKING
Sent by PrinceVans,Aug 15, 2020
Scissors robbed
Sent by Spark_,Aug 15, 2020
Bye Scissors!
Sent by Tester,Aug 16, 2020
Thank goodness Memphis_Grizzlies is safe. I was scared for a moment
Sent by Kindred7,Aug 16, 2020

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