Sparky: WEE!!!!! WERE STILL IN THE GAME CREEPUH!!!
Creeper: YES YES YES OMG!!!!! WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO BLOW ANYONE UP!!
Sparky: Let’s hope they don’t attack us next uh oh!!!
Creeper: they won’t lol they’re definitely scared of us. I mean if I was them I would be scared of us, we could literally end their lives right now if we wanted to
🦕: roar!
Hitler: *looks off cliff heroically* One day I wish to conquer this island. For now we must focus on the game in front of us, my friend. We will cross that bridge when we get there
🦕: roar.
Dora: Should I go exploring? Yes? Yay, let’s go!
Dora: Oh look! There is a package with a red marking on it. Should I pick it up? … Yes? Ok! Let’s see what it is!
Dora: Oh look! I found a Hidden Immunity Idol! Do you think I should keep it? … Yes? Good!
Plankton: Hitler has too much power we need him gone.
Burberry: Agreed but you and Princevans need to be down to vote him
Plankton: I will work on it.
Plankton: So Burberry wants Hitler gone
Princevans: LMFAO what is he thinking Hitler is literally the dumbest person on this tribe I’m not voting him we need to vote out a real threat like Sparky or Creeper they’re playing 134873 IQ games right now
Plankton: oh? ok I have to think about that one *runs to Chum Bucket*
- Creeper and Sparky become an inseparable duo
- 🦕 is still a dinosaur
- Hitler dreams of being famous and the glory of not only winning the game, but also conquering the world
- Dora explores a little too much and finds an idol
- Plankton thinks its finally time to make a move
- Burberry wants to work with Princevans but soon finds him to be illiterate
- Princevans is annoyed by his tribe and becomes oddly fascinated with Plankton.
On Tribe Trash:
Rock: Hey everyone I just want to say sorry for the way I acted in the first few days of this game. It truly does not reflect how I act as a person but, with Scissors (Fuck you!) in the game, I felt the need to put all else on hold until he was gone. I’m glad you guys made the right move in evicting him, I think we can finally have a peaceful game now that he’s gone.
Paper: Shut up stupid!
Rock: Paper… please… we’re friends! I would never be mean to you.
Donald Trump: You are forgiven, Rock. You are a good man.
Memphis_grizzlies: well you’re not, Don Don.
Gay Spongebob: STOP FIGHTING OH MY GOD! PLEASE!!!!
Shanedawson12345: I agree with Gay Spongebob even though he’s gay. Bruh all of you need to shut up right now before I hit you all with a tennis ball pencil sharpener tree cup tissuebox butter knife I will, just watch.
Memphis_grizzlies: We need Donald gone NOW I have had enough of him, he’s literally the worst person I have ever met. It can’t be hard to get rid of him. The 3 of us need to vote him and get Rock to vote with us.
Vivor Chicken: You really think Rock would vote Donald? They seem pretty tight. I think we should vote for someone else
Shanedawson12345: bruh idk just tell me a vote idc
*Rock walks in*
Rock: who do we vote if we go to tribal?
Memphis_grizzlies: Either Donald or Paper
Rock: Nooooo I like both of them. Donald is nice and Paper is my friend!
Vivor Chicken: We should just vote Paper since he is inactive and wasting his vote on Rock like he always does.
Donald Trump: Rock I’m glad were finally getting to know each other and play together! I’m excited for what journeys lie ahead of us!
Rock: Yay :D
Gay Spongebob: I’m also glad you’re working with us now! I think they might try to vote out me or Donald sadly :(
Rock: oh no…
- Rock finally decides hes gonna play the game now that Scissors is gone
- Vivor Chicken just wants to be eaten
- Donald Trump tries to be nice but Memphis_grizzlies still hates him
- Rock loves Paper
- Paper hates Rock
- Gay Spongebob only works with people who are nice to him
- Shanedawson12345 is boring
Immunity Challenge: Whichever tribe has less underscores in their name wins immunity.
~~~ Tribe Comp Gods wins immunity ~~~
Vivor Chicken: We have to stick together, this vote has to work. You guys know who to vote.
Memphis_grizzlies: ok I guess
Shanedawson12345: bruh HELL YEA!
Vivor Chicken: come on Rock we need you dude
Rock: ugh idk
Donald Trump: Vivor Chicken! Been a while since we talked but I know how loyal you are! What do you say we vote with us today?
Vivor Chicken: honestly idk I already have a plan and there’s someone I want gone.
Donald Trump: Alright well if you do change your mind, you know who I’m voting!
Rock: Paper come on buddy I need you to vote with me just trust me man I need you!
Paper: Shut up
Rock: PLEASE PAPER if you don’t vote with me you’ll be in danger just please omg
Paper: Fuck you
Tribal Council:
First vote…
Rock
Second vote…
Memphis_grizzlies
Third vote…
Memphis_grizzlies
Fourth vote…
Paper
Fifth vote…
Paper
That’s 2 votes Memphis_grizzlies and Paper, one vote Rock. Two votes left.
Sixth vote…
Paper
Seventh and final vote…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Memphis_grizzlies. We have a tie. Everyone except Paper and Memphis_grizzlies will revote.
Vote #1 confessionals:
Rock: I swear if Paper doesn’t vote vote Memphis_grizzlies he will be the dumbest player in Epic Survivor history. I literally stuck my neck out to save him and if he goes home he will deserve it. I said I would go full tryhard now that Scissors (Fuck you!) is gone, and that’s what I’m doing.
Paper: I vote Rock because he’s a stupid cunt
Donald Trump: Bye bye Memphis_grizzlies its your time to go libtard.
Gay Spongebob: Memphis_grizzlies sorry I haven’t talked to you much but you hate Donald who likes gays so I vote you
Vivor Chicken: I finally want to get rid of the last inact! Paper has been a pain this whole game and once he is gone, this game will finally speed up!
Memphis_grizzlies: I so badly wanted to vote Donald but nobody else wanted to vote him so I guess I have to stick with my alliance and vote Paper even though it is a waste
Shanedawson12345: bye Paper I’m gonna crumble you up and throw you in the trash like BASKETBALL because that is my favorite sport I love basketball
Revote:
First vote…
Memphis_grizzlies
Second vote…
Paper
Third vote…
Memphis_grizzlies
Fourth vote…
Paper
That’s two votes each, one vote left.
Fifth and final vote… and the 4th player voted out of ESS1…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Paper
Everyone voted the same except Rock, who voted Paper
Post-Tribal confessionals:
Paper: Fuck Rock!
Rock: Like I said I stuck out my next to Paper and tried to make a move, but Paper did nothing but ignore me and vote me instead. That’s why I revoted him. He had his chance, but didn’t take it. Hopefully my tribe can forgive me but I believe I made the right decision. I do feel bad for Paper because he is a good guy but it honestly had to be done :/
Donald Trump: That was very shady Rock… very shady….
Memphis_grizzlies: I- They really tried to vote me out again…
18 - Joe Biden 3-2-1-1-1-1
17 - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5-4
16 - Scissors 4-2-1-1
15 - Paper 3-3-1 (3-2)
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