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pyn and i will tell u how u will die

39 Slice, Oct 15, 2020

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etaco75 - im going to kill you. but..... this one might hurt a little, though not so much physically as emotionally. we will have a long relationship... get engaged... have a small ceremony... but i will have been going slowly crazy this whole time. the cake will have a special ingredient... and i will refuse to eat it
olympia - you aren't going to die. you will discover you have gods as parents, and your earth parents simply adopted you but never told you the truth. on your 80th birthday your powers will finally manifest
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mathboy9 - you are going to be drafted into world war 3. it is going to be a very dismal time in your life but you will be a top sniper until one day you meet your match... it is another sniper... but hes very handsome and you fall in love and commit suicide together when you realize the world is ending
luigithedude - minecraft steve is going to edge guard you off of the battlefield form of smashville
thirteen - you will not die, technically. near the end of your life you will have discovered a ritual that will allow you to ascend into a new, imperceptible form.
xryn0618 - unbeknownst to you, your life line is tied to the number of n's in your league name... you have lost 2 of your 3 lives recently, and one day your league name will change to MrRy and you will simply vanish off the face of this earth
lemonface - you will get your raise at the end of the year. your company will have a very successful 4th quarter of 2020. you will go out to celebrate and have a gay old time. later that night, you will get ready for bed, tuck yourself in nice and comfy, and receive a text. it will say "hope you enjoyed the wine!" it will be from that bitch in sales. you will not wake up
heavyrain - audrey middleton is going to find you irl and evict you from life. you will not see her coming because she will be wearing a blanket and sunglasses and hiding a knife
insanity - you will be t boned at an intersection and rushed to the hospital in critical condition... and you will fight such a strong battle... and luckily pull through. then as you leave to go home for the first time in months the elevator in the hospital freefalls down the shaft and you die in the..

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