#lmaobrit2214 - im going to kill you. i will make sure it does not hurt. i will take you out for a nice brunch, we will enjoy delicious top shelf mimosas, and then i will take you out on a lovely hike and put you down etaco75 - im going to kill you. but..... this one might hurt a little, though not so much physically as emotionally. we will have a long relationship... get engaged... have a small ceremony... but i will have been going slowly crazy this whole time. the cake will have a special ingredient... and i will refuse to eat it olympia - you aren't going to die. you will discover you have gods as parents, and your earth parents simply adopted you but never told you the truth. on your 80th birthday your powers will finally manifest princevans - you are going to die a very long, drawn out, painful death you will fall onto a bed of needles and then a wall also covered in needles will descend down onto you and also someone will be peeing on you kinggeek - of old age, surrounded by friends and family, laying on a soft, fluffy california king bed covered in plush blankets with your head nestled in the most perfect pillow imaginable mathboy9 - you are going to be drafted into world war 3. it is going to be a very dismal time in your life but you will be a top sniper until one day you meet your match... it is another sniper... but hes very handsome and you fall in love and commit suicide together when you realize the world is ending luigithedude - minecraft steve is going to edge guard you off of the battlefield form of smashville thirteen - you will not die, technically. near the end of your life you will have discovered a ritual that will allow you to ascend into a new, imperceptible form. xryn0618 - unbeknownst to you, your life line is tied to the number of n's in your league name... you have lost 2 of your 3 lives recently, and one day your league name will change to MrRy and you will simply vanish off the face of this earth lemonface - you will get your raise at the end of the year. your company will have a very successful 4th quarter of 2020. you will go out to celebrate and have a gay old time. later that night, you will get ready for bed, tuck yourself in nice and comfy, and receive a text. it will say "hope you enjoyed the wine!" it will be from that bitch in sales. you will not wake up heavyrain - audrey middleton is going to find you irl and evict you from life. you will not see her coming because she will be wearing a blanket and sunglasses and hiding a knife insanity - you will be t boned at an intersection and rushed to the hospital in critical condition... and you will fight such a strong battle... and luckily pull through. then as you leave to go home for the first time in months the elevator in the hospital freefalls down the shaft and you die in the impact connorthomson - princevans is going on a wild man hunt to find you and he will not stop at anything short of your head on a plate. he is savage and blood thirsty. he will find you in your home where you are quarantined and tear you limb from limb joshgillespie - you will go out on a boat trip across the world with the love of your life and in the middle of the pacific ocean, you will go for a swim. a lightning storm will pass over and you will be electrocuted in the water FromMeToYou - you are going to go on a chocolate factory tour, get to learn how all the chocolate is made, and get really fascinated with the melting and mixing room. you lean over the melting pot, and lose your balance, but somebody catches you and then you get shot in a random drive-by outside Yawnha - have u seen the movie us? your tethered, yaxha, is going to rise out of the underground facility he is kept in and stab u 100 times Paige54 - i dont know how to put this lightly. crushed by a 1000 ton anvil in a hilarious slapstick comedy mishap after nearly avoiding a grand piano franzella - you are out at a club with your friends. you down your drink. you head out to the dance floor to start dancing. and keep dancing. and keep dancing. it is impossible 2 stop. days later, people begin to keel over from exhaustion. you are no different. lexeyjane - you are at a taylor swift concert. its actually surprisingly better than you thought it was going to be. taylor swift makes eye contact with you. it's incredible. she punts a beach ball at your head. it kills you immediately upon intact turkeylover - moo malika wins tsc 417 and everyone carries out the suicide pact we agreed upon the possibility that song ever won jwbrine - all im saying is if you're ever out on the street with a box of donuts and you see a pack of dogs with a dog walker? you shouldn't trust them... but you will _Aria - a long time internet friend of yours is secretly revealed to be a serial killer. she hunts you down for sport. she knows where you live. she finds you hiding in the closet where you are very shamefully still listening to teen idle because it's a guilty pleasure of yours. you are the first victim... of the candyman Alexeh23 - im going to send you a song that is so good that it shakes you to your core. it absolutely turns your whole world upside down. as the song finishes, you simply evaporate into dust QueenM1chelle - yukika was not pleased about being semi fucked in tsc. that burning rage inside of her is a flame that cannot be put out. she is going to take your soul, lady... Yaxha - it is a tough hunty gong wu battle. you and sterling go at it for hours. your orb of tornami knocks him off his feet... you go in for the kill with your wish granting genie... but you kill a clone of him that he spawned with his wig hair. from behind, sterling gets you with his 1000 cut bangs ShaneDawson12345 - mysterious circumstances Weetmaster - as promo for your rosebud perfume, you of course use the... particularly shaped bottle in a... particular way. it gets stuck in there. it leads to some painful infections. you die of septic shock varlto - i dont have to be psychic to know that there are at least 5 or 6 people who want you dead and will do anything in their power to ensure you never cast a jury vote again. but i do have to be psychic to know specifically that alexeh is going to carpet bomb spain and end it all in one fell swoop Codyy - i actually dont know. im so sorry. i cant see it in my crystal ball. Electric - electric shock XxLoveWakizaxX - you decide to go to walmart to just get a few things, nothing crazy. you go inside and do your shopping, grabbing a kitkat bar on the way out as an impulse treat. on your way out, you get stopped by some crackheads, and this time... you won't get away
