John | Confessional, Day 18, Serenidad
Merge hasn't been all that exciting up until now tbh so therein lies your lack of confessionals. That and I'm a busy adult with important things to do. I don't even write them in TTBB so like you're welcome.
Alright so alliances aside - JP might actually be my best friend here no joke. He's fucking hilarious so say what you want about how we vote together, we're very much on the same page here. I actually kind of loathe this cast I'm not going to lie to you. at least in terms of like: people I enjoy talking to there's JPStonerHufus (RIP TashiRobbyKasey) and that's it. These other post-merge/relevant people, they either SAY NOTHING he says without reciprocating) AND/OR THEY ARE PLAYING AWFULLY or you can't trust a word that comes out of their mouth. Honestly, everyone's been playing a bad game. And let me tell you why.
Hufus - I trust. We have to at this point. Tashi going home is partially my fault because I didn't tell JP about Stoner being the vote in the best way but more on that later. Now we're in a really difficult position.
Renny - I could give two fucks about to be very frank with you. I've said his name because we don't vibe. He's voted opposite me for a while so to be honest with you, he's a repeated name I use when planning a vote. Right next to scapegoats "Zac" and "Jacob".
Tim Lionsden's Multi - He's part of this greater "Fred" alliance that I don't understand. It's this awful mess of people who don't have personalities. He's probably the most social of this mysterious Black Mass of an alliance that say nothing and don't understand references.
Will - Stoner said Will's name to me very early on to me in this game as a potential vote. That's why I agreed to vote him out against Mud. I showed Will the RECEIPTS. and he still votes against me - how inconsiderate and a waste of my time. Now he still has Stoner in the game against him and if only he'd acted sooner.... what a shame. Days are numbered.
Stoner - Again, we like Stoner. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a bold-faced lie and his alliance turning on him was coming. MORE ON FRED LATER, but yeah Fred said Stoner's name today for the vote and I wasn't the one. I have been completely honest with Stoner the entire time. Agreed about vote decisions with him and it was always to no avail. He chooses to lie to me instead and then vote out my friends. Now, he has another whole alliance putting his name out there. I guess now he can decide to do something about it and go with the person whose been more or less warning him of his impending doom.
JP - Again, gets all the references. Fast friends. ALSO has lied to me more than once - might be compulsive. FINALLY GETS THE RECEIPTS FROM FRED and now he's woke. He may have been the one calling names early but they were not the right ones because Fred tried THAT. JP appears later on in the story don't worry.
Fred: The Unauthorized Official Story (and also how I fucked up at the last tribal)- Fred messaged me today for the first time all season on Tuesday, July 24, 2018 at 3:25PM EST. I leave work at 6:30PM so we are now 1.5hrs out of tribal and this is the first time you want to make your
#BigMoov. I decide to be nice and go on call with him while I'm walking home. He immediately cuts to the chase and wants to make a moov. Stoner - he says. Me not having a single fuck to give about any alliances he's in pretty much says "nah I'd like to keep Stoner he gets it so PERSONALLY i'd like to see someone else go". Now here's the receipts from parts of this conversation because I was on the subway and it's really rude to call on the bus so I hung up. I agree to think about it:
https://imgur.com/IYNaEgK . In those now twenty minutes to go until the vote and our first conversation, I decide that I don't like this plan. And I'm going to tell Stoner about it so we can stress for 20 minutes. My Apple Watch told me I should use the Breathe app to calm down. JP is also online so I hastily inform him of Fred's transgressions. He moreorless over- reacts and runs right back to Fredward.
https://imgur.com/a/T0aiNhu Now, Fred here tries to say he was honest. I'm not gonna argue with the "I lied" part here. But Fred, you're about to watch yourself argue your way waist deep into a crock of shit.
https://imgur.com/a/rPsYzmN He swears on his mom - this immediately will make me distrust ANYONE.
https://imgur.com/a/1mYV6QQ So let me get this straight, I'm supposed to believe that in the eleventh hour you and your sidekick are franticaly changing your vote in the hopes that you can make ~a revolutionary move~ with these desperate pawns John and Hufus? I am not the one. Tashi wouldn't even have been online and there isn't an ounce of trust here.
https://imgur.com/a/CQxsB8Y After this, I'm naturally pretty heated so it's time to fuck shit up. I called JP to politely let him know that he's a dumbass. I sent him the above receipts. JP is just as stupid as the rest of these people. The target tonight for me is F R E D. I will not vote anyone else. I do NOT care. JP and Stoner have exactly one last chance to prove to me they're not complete invalids. Goodnight.