So it's no secret my sister and I hate each other...she told my mother today that I am no longer welcome to her house, and if she saw my car enter her driveway, she'd take a baseball bat to it.
So I'm thinking about doing something absolutely EVIL.
I'm thinking about going on Craigslist and posting her cell # under "Women seeking Men" and writing a very explicit paragraph on what she would like men to do to her.
So PYN and I'll tell you 1 thing I like about you and 1 thing I hate about you. If I can't think of anything, I'll say what I like/hate about your avi. Yeah, I'm original.
Nattie: What I like about you: You have a big heart and you're really nice to people.
What I don't like about you: Some of the "company" you keep. :/
zachboy967: I don't know you, so I took a look at your profile.
What I like about you: I like the fact you're from Texas. I love Texas, even though my biggest mistake (I got married in Witchita Falls, TX) was made in Texas.
What I don't like: You need more designs.
JesseM: What I like about you: That we are finally friends, and I don't evict you in Stars anymore :D
What I don't like: You live in Florida. JEALOUS.
Steel: What I like about you: Honestly, I think you get a lot of undeserved hate on this site, and I have always admired how you handle yourself.
What I don't like: I don't have you on skype yet. WTF?!
Cocoabean: What I like about you: You listen to me bitch time after time and you're always there with an ear when I need to vent. And plus you're helping me out with my book and I don't trust many people to see my stuff before it's actually done, so kudos to you ;) You are also have wonderful plans for the future, and I wish I was like you when I was younger.
What I don't like: You're a design whore. ;) I love you though!
Ladris: I don't think we've talked a whole lot...so I took a look at your profile/avi. What I like: I loooove your profile...it's very interesting. And your avi is soooo cute. I love the weave!
What I don't like: You're a blogging whore ;)
Funnehliner: What I like: I'm glad we are friends, you're an amazing person, and a great gameplayer. Also I love the fact that you are from Germany and your English skills are amazing as well.
What I don't like: That we weren't friends sooner. WTF is up with that?!
ajg31397: What I like: You have always been super nice to me :)
What I don't like: Hmmm. Your username is a little weird. I'm guessing that it means something, but I'm not sure what. :P
Chloeox: I don't really know you. So I took a look at your profile and avi.
What I like: You seem to have a lot of faithful friends and you seem to be well-liked and nice :)
What I don't like: You need an avi nose and your profile is sooooo long. LOL
dmann: What I like: You could be my son, we're so alike with our moodiness and we have similar qualities.
What I don't like: You're moody, just like me. LOL But don't fret, I don't like that about myself either. Love you < 33
My niece texted me today to let me know that I was "uninvited" from her baby shower and that she'll "spend less money on food" because I'm "pushing 500 pounds" and "eat everything in sight."
I LOL'd, didn't even respond...I wasn't planning on going to that demon spawn's baby shower anyway because she's a cunt. She always antagonizes me and said that a gay man knocked me up...I will say this...I'd rather have a gay man knock me up then a drug dealer. This bitch smokes dope 24/7 and she's 6 months pregnant. I wonder what she'd think if an anonymous tip was made and her/her drug dealer boyfriend and my sister's apartment was raided by the police...hmmm...am I THAT vindictive? ;)
EDIT: I guess the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.
