Good lord I'm embarassed
1stMar 24, 2014
- So, if you didn't know, I fucked up my knee a couple of weeks ago and I am in a full leg brace with crutches.
My mother, whom I love with all my heart, made me a shopping list of twenty-something items to pick up at WalMart. I asked her HOW I was going to do this shopping, considering I'm laid up and the reason why I have been staying with her is so I won't have to run upstairs to the bathroom.
I digress. My mother handed me the list and told me to take a "motorized cart" to do the shopping. So I get to WalMart, get in to the cart, and right out of the gateway, (I was looking at the list) I slammed in to a display of "Catching Fire" DVDs and the whole thing tipped over and DVDs were EVERYWHERE! I almost died....especially when one of the workers gave me the dirtiest look ever.
I'm never going to WalMart in one of those damn carts again.
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