So it's no secret my sister and I hate each other...she told my mother today that I am no longer welcome to her house, and if she saw my car enter her driveway, she'd take a baseball bat to it.
So I'm thinking about doing something absolutely EVIL.
I'm thinking about going on Craigslist and posting her cell # under "Women seeking Men" and writing a very explicit paragraph on what she would like men to do to her.