i have 13 songs in my 'hate' category so i might as well post them all and get them out of the way now
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125. Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines (feat. T.I. & Pharrell) [2013]
12 weeks at #1
Blocked: Daft Punk - Get Lucky, Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop (robbed), One Direction - Best Song Ever
Okay not to be an SJW but this song is MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE and it sucks on top of that. it was painfully overplayed and not enjoyable in the slightest... robin thicke and t.i. are both disgusting people as well so it's no shocker they sang (and wrote? idk) this horrendous shit. also the mv was a cheap ploy for controversy (xd BOOBS) and i was NOT having it -.-
124. Maroon 5 - One More Night [2012]
9 weeks at #1
Blocked: PSY - Gangnam Style (grr)
this is white mediocrity. like i barely remember this shit and it blocked gangnam style from #1 for like 7 weeks when gangnam style was #1 in sales and had unfathomable success on youtube (that wasnt counted by billboard) because the soccer moms didn't like gangnam style on the radio. like statistically one more night being #1 for 9 WEEKS is ridiculous and it's all because billboard didn't revise their rules to include youtube until right after gangnam style fell off the charts like no. one more night is so low on PRINCIPLE but its also a bad song so w/e
123. Maroon 5 - Girls Like You (feat. Cardi B) [2018]
7 weeks at #1
Blocked: Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams, Lil Wayne - Mona Lisa (??), Kodak Black - ZEZE
I seem like a Maroon 5 hater but I used to stan their old shit :[ anyway this is PANDERING GARBAGE and cardi b is so out of place. this is just maroon 5 chasing trends like they always do and getting a hit with it because no casual fan cares enough to turn it off. i hate this shit though... this is when i officially chose the side of the barbz
122. Justin Timberlake - Can't Stop The Feeling! [2016]
1 week at #1
This song triggers my fight-or-flight like... it's so bad and it was literally inescapable for the whole year. like i get it it's for the trolls movie but the fact that it infiltrated the airwaves and every grocery store was too much
121. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You [2017]
12 weeks at #1
Blocked: Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
shape of you isnt AWFUL but i would never listen to it by choice. its so low because its the most streamed song on spotify of all time somehow and it is possibly the least deserving song of that title cause its so boring
120. John Legend - All of Me [2014]
3 weeks at #1
its so BLAND yet every middle-aged woman stans this song. i dont think john legend is a bad vocalist but he sounds so grating on this. it just seems like the philosophy when making this song was to create the most generic, sure-fire hit ever
119. Drake - Toosie Slide [2020]
1 week at #1
I've only listened to this twice (?) and thank god because it reeks of his label desperately trying to craft a tiktok hit without any of the nuance required. it was just all so blatant and transparent. also the dance with the song is stupid and doesnt work as a chorus either!
118. Flo Rida - Whistle [2012]
2 weeks at #1
Blocked: Ellie Goulding - Lights (kms)
This is so incredibly low energy and low effort... its so humiliating. it sounds like they ran a flo rida lyrics generator and chose the first sound effects they saw in garageband and called it a day. this #1 is made even more frustrating by the fact that it blocked lights by ellie goulding aka the most slayful song of all time
117. Ed Sheeran - Perfect (feat. Beyonce for 1 week lol) [2017]
6 weeks at #1
okay theres not much else to say about ed sheeran but he is BORING and his music after 2014 is BORING and it makes me angry
this homo has some okay songs but the whole pr relationship for this ONE (dreadful) SONG was so embarassing and i hope they regret their decision and shawn mendes finally learns to live his truth
115. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like [2017]
1 week at #1
everything about this song is meh except for the incredibly unattractive lyrics. i feel grossed out after listening to it
114. LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It [2012]
2 weeks at #1
wow this was never good to begin with but it also aged poorly. i know LMFAO isnt striving to be the peak of music but this is just embarassing for all parties involved.
113. Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber - Stuck with U [2020]
1 week at #1
this is like the cheapest shit ever. there was no effort put in by anybody who contributed to this song. the fact that scooter braun managed to scam his way to a #1 by offering 100 merch bundles & donating $5 for every sale was really funny though.
blurred lines- boring song
one more night- i swear this is where maroon 5 started pandering and being bland
girls like you- boo
cant stop the feeling- i agree with the overplay but it was just meh. probably would've been in my 60-80 range depending on the songs (i may make my own list tbh)
shape of you- i like ed sheeran and divide as a whole tho galway girl was robbed of this spot. and castle on the hill. and nancy mulligan. still would've put this in that 60-80 range tho prob
all of me- i agree with you except i like the vocals on this song. would've put it a tad higher
tootsie slide- ive only heard it like once and i dont remember it, not a good sign
whistle- idek if i heard it. probably but dont remember
perfect- i like the song but once again its one of the worst songs on divide so.. still would've put it higher
senorita- meh
that's what i like- one of my least fav songs ever. might be a little high dependent on the other songs on the list
sexy and i know it- cant believe this was number 1 lol
stuck with u- havent heard
this homo has some okay songs but the whole pr relationship for this ONE (dreadful) SONG was so embarassing and i hope they regret their decision and shawn mendes finally learns to live his truth
This is the sexiest description I've ever seen in my life. Señorita sucks ASS!
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113 will probs be controversial but haven’t heard the song
So true about JT’s entry in the bottom here
Also I will read every blog in this series for the sole fact that you recognize how great Old Maroon 5 was until Adam Levine started pandering. They had an edge that’s why they became famous I don’t get their choices. Maybe it was the label but just the fact that you pointed th at out gives you points in my book
