Welcome to Big Brother Rap Battles! Tonight's battle is...
David Girton
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vs.
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Joey Van Pelt
BEGIN
DAVID:
Oh look, it's the liberal! Don't you already see
you were put on team america cause you let your breasts free.
You took the pubes of Sonic and stuck them on your head.
You've got as much charisma as a fucking loaf of bread.
I'm an internet star with a killer physique,
you're a fat-ass, communist, feminazi freak!
I mean, look at you! How'd you even get cast on this show?
Did Robyn Kass need another generic lesbian? Freaking lame, bro.
JOEY:
At first, I thought you were relatively fine,
but then started puking when I looked you up on vine.
You're a self-absorbed tool with an ugly-ass hairdo.
Nick Uhas isn't the only guy who wants to sleep with you.
I played hard, even though I didn't know the basics.
All you did was hook up with a southern racist!
Your whole internet presence left your reputation tarnished.
I'm environmentally-friendly taking out this garbage.
DAVID:
The fuck are you talking about? Your gameplay sucked!
13-0 Vote, I couldn't even get that fucked!
Don't be afraid to let out your inner man, Joey;
He's pounding at the door, just like Jodi.
JOEY (ALEX):
Joey's gone, motherfucker, it's Alex now!
I grill up douchebags like you and feed them to Pao-pao!
I'm twice the man that you could ever be!
I fucked Aaryn so hard and now she agrees.
I mean, look at you! How'd you even get cast on this show?
Did Robyn Kass need another generic lesbian? Freaking lame, bro.
JOEY:
At first, I thought you were relatively fine
but then started puking when I looked you up on vine
You're a self-absorbed tool with an ugly-ass hairdo.
Nick Uhas isn't the only guy who wants to sleep with you.
I played hard, even though I didn't know the basics.
All you did was hook up with a southern racist!
