Neopets is an interesting site. Unlike Tengaged, if you get an unrealistically high score on a flash game, you WILL get banned. Even if you worked on it for hours.
Ive been on-and-off neopets for 10 years, I know everything about its existence. PYN and I'll tell you if YOU have what it takes to survive on Neopets, and why.
NotAfraid - No, I'm sorry, youd get banned for explicit pictures.
Volcomvans - No, you would get banned for calling a bitch out (you cannot use the word gay or idiot on neopets)
amills5 - No, you'd get banned for flirting with the girls there (Neopets is very strict about this) IT IS NOT A DATING SITE.
Savcodushe - You had a thing with Brookie and Emilyjones nuff said (NO)
JGoodies - Hmmm. Well you'd probably be good at restocking because of your auto-refresh, and you're around the age range of most neopians (12), so I'm gonna say yes!
Phenomanimal - No because get your disgusting face off my blog.
Olympia - No, you would get banned for using naughty words.
#Fobbyiyg - No I saw some of the *explicit* quotes on your profile, Neopets is not having that.
#Brandonator - You would get banned before you even got a chance to post on a board, you would not even make it through the PET-MAKING process because you would choose raunchy pet names. If you happened to make it through that, you'd get banned for discussing politics.
#Utsumi - Yes you'd make it as long as you only talk in Japanese and hopefully Neopets won't decipher that.
#zimdelinvasor - No, you are literally 5 seconds away from getting permanently silenced.
#Milkisgood - No, you would spend your entire day practicing the flash games, get top of the high score list, then get banned for cheating, even though you didn't cheat.
#Simplyobsessed - No, there is not one word on your profile that is Neopets-acceptable.
#MontyBurns - Your name sounds like a character of some sort and Neopets supports characters so ye maybe you'd survive.
#Zakisaboss - No, you'd get banned for trolling the guilds.
#Sjsoccer88 - I think you could survive, but you'd get so fed up with the Neopets filters that you'd just quit, so no.
#baza76 - No, I see some explicit partial-nudity as your avatar, this is certainly NOT neopets acceptable.
#Jallina15 - You could survive without getting banned but not understanding the *INTRICACIES* of the website!
#Firetruck421 - Yes because your Tname would be one of the few available usernames on Neopets.
#Carsonl - No, the little shizz you pull like kpelling in Survivor ain't gonna fly on Neopets!
#Patrick319 - You'd survive for like 5 seconds, then quit out of boredom because you don't have what it takes to understand the complexity of Neopets.
#Tonym101101 - No! I heard you stole a design before. Stealing graphics on Neopets is NOT acceptable and is punishable by a suspension or ban!
#titanium162 - Well, nuff said. Youd just keep making new Neopets accounts and eventually get IP banned.
Aquamarine - Yes, I do believe a name like Neoneo32432493249382 would not have been taken, and therefore enabled you to not get frustrated and begin your Neopian journey. It's a shame that you missed out on 8 and a half years of untaken names for THAT NAME.
Jdog - Yes, you and your lupes (your pet of choice) could survive on Neopets.
Loopulle - No, you'd get banned for off-site links.
cheesee10 - Yes and you'd be great at cheese roller.
amf7410 - Yes, I think you'd be able to contain yourself and survive through the filters.
GothicZebra - You would get banned for your name alone the word gothic is PROFANITY so no.
Ladris - Your avi looks a bit like a prostitute, prostitution is punishable by perm ban on neopets so no.
unkown - You wouldn't even be able to pass the beginning filters where you make a neopet.
andalarew_2231 - Yes, you would because when you pick a name like andalarew_2231 its sure not gonna be taken!
bayonetta - Yes, you'd be able to speak Spanish and hopefully Neopets won't understand it so you're SAFE.
Quackerz - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LET ME HAVE YOUR FOUNTAIN FAERIE QUEST RIGHT NOW!
wileycoyote - No Im sorry that explicit picture of a pikachu on your profile is not doing it for THE NEOPETS TEAM.
#Chloeox - Possibly but no posting youtube videos on Neopets!
atti12 - Yes I think you and your neopets would frolic together.
Elvira - You'd stand a chance, but could you handle the filters? Tough call!
Gabriel24 - No, you'd get banned for signing onto other people's accounts and CHEATING!
snoofle - No, you'd get perm banned and have to keep making new accounts.
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What was your original account on neopets anyways I forget LOL, lordlost?
konohavillage1 - You wouldve been the perfect Neopets'er back in the day UGH.
bunnycat - Yes, because you are able to subtly own a gallery of ball blowers without Neopets even SUSPECTING your sexual intent.
MichelleObama - As long as you don't discuss politics, I think you could SURVIVE.
