I wrote this poem because I saw the news today and it really got to me.
Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
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I'm not aloud to talk about what happend but I will eventually for the right price of money! muhahaha, alot of things will be changing around here heheheHE!
Like beyonce said I'm a survivor and im not going to diss you on the internet ... because my mama told me better than that but my momma is a whore and she also taught me how to hussle for some doe!
I AM bothered that I get banned for my quotes, my quotes are my legacy, I am the future and freedom of speech will be heard, I am the future, I'm Paris fucking Travelodge Bitch and I will piss on you with my vagina ... oopsy!.
Concensor all my words with all your time and effort but I'm always going to come back somewhere whenever it may be a different website but you need me more than I need you, you need my statistics afterall I AM your statistics, your just a website that happens to be on my favorites menu, if it wasn't for me many of your castings would be more interesting watching paint dry, that shit is boring after 12 hours waiting for people to die.
whatever, maybe I will find a better company that doesn't take away my artistry, I am a legend and I will not dictate to the minority darling.
Survor9 - who? oh sorry, I nearly forgot about him then haha ... he will always be remembered as the racist in the house, I hope he gets the same treatment as Jo from S Club ... who? exactly!.
Beth22 - only doing the show so she can blag herself a job in page 3 modeling, nuts magazine anyone? ughhh seen it all before ... next!
kdog - was actually nice to me but is dumb as any other canine... fetch boy! woof woof.
dinkydong - is as relevant as a tin of baked beans, if you have too much he just makes you want to fart ... well thats the only entertainment you get really.
funnydude - it's like when people say ' Im mad I am ' and they turn out to be one of the most boring people ever, he says he's a funny dude but the only funny thing is is when you stare at his avatar you expect him to start dancing like a michael jackson with a blue wig.
therams - I know why they call him ram but I'm not going there, i'm too classy for talking about ramming things up people's arses, he hasn't spoken much and will obviously reduce to starring in blue movies after the show.
Seynen - Boring as fuck but what do you expect from riff raff, I think the public will like her and she will properly be in the top 5.
ParisTravelodge - she is a hot bitch and queen bee of the house.
Traverse - who? yawn
Myths - I can't make fun of him seeing as he's blind.
Loren - She was obviously put in the house because all the guys fancy her, all the girls are jealous, she will properly bring out her own lingerie range after the show.
Jetsrock - will properly win the show, he's one to watch.
chady - was homophobic to survor9 but who wants to be known as anything that has anything to do with survor9 when he's a nobody in itself.
Ladettie - she looks like a crack whore, she obviously needs the shows money, at least she's not the streets pimping out her saggy tits.
teamjacz - he feels itimidated being surrounded by such racists in the house, not naming anyone but I feel sorry for him as he's too scared to speak just incase they attack him.
sectionleader - needs to be sectioned by a leader of a mental hospital.
N A D L R - still trying to be relevant, nobody cares YAWN! who are we talking about? A B C ? YMCA ?
tblean - love her, she is so talkative!
Skoffin - if he was black, I'd date him but he's green and when it's green, put it down and give it cream!
I've signed a deal with Cany Can management, the people that turned Katie Price and Keri Katana career's around, people at the moment think of me as a slutty bitch, I want to be known as a more classy bitch kinda like Anne Robinson but I don't need the botox to look shocked all the time, hunny I'm shocked at how stupid those contestants fucking are, I don't need no botox! ...
I'm gonna keep low on here for a while and stay out of the lime light and im also off to Africa to help the orphans, etc so i'm really busy. I want to be known as the next big celebrity do gooder, I want to be bigger than Bono but he's not that big because he's irish and they're all the sizes of lepricons anyway. I've also promised my management that I can't say anything offensive or do anything outragous that will make everyone talk about me in a negative way, im hoping to do good out this new deal by making stories for children and starring in iceland adverts but we can only wish!
These are some of the quotes from my most popular blog posts...
Mybash never listened to the old saying ' an apple a day will keep the doctor away ' ... it was so sudden, I would like to ask for the media's privacy in this please as this is a hard time for me and my fellow house mates RIP you sexy prick xoxoxo
- on her best friend dying in a casting.
Her: Did you neg me ? What did I do to you ?! :(
Me: whats neg mean?
Her: NEgging means when you click on the red cross at the right of a comment. Did you do it to me ?
Me: no I dont think so
(then I realised what I had done so I confessed)
Me: OMG Etienne just sent me a private message saying about negging and what it is, I must confess I'm really sorry but I thought it meant you should hide the crapy comments people make, I really didn't mean to offend anybody, I just wanted them to shut up, i'm so sorry! xoxoxo
everyone had a good laugh about it but I feel so bad ... but more so why can't you hide the crappy comments from these dumb bitches?!
- Paris, when she first learnt what negging was.
" bitch pleaseeeeeeee! I've seen more ghetto on posh spice's stelleto! get back to your trailer gurlll "
- Paris on JennyJ ( her former arch rival )
" hunny please, thanks for the free publicity, Jenny who? Jenny from the block? more like jenny from a flock of pigeons! "
- Paris on JennyJ
" apparently she couldn't play her recent big brother's game because she had to rush to the toilet due to diarrhoea, a close source said that Maggie recently had a dodgy curry that day. "
- Paris on Maggie.
" I'm pregnant!!! ... I don't know who the daddy is ... It's even maggie or biodork, I'm such a slut I did them both.'
- Paris on being a slut.
" am I the only one that doesn't like twilight? I just don't get it, it's as boring as reading one of JennyJ's blogs. "
- Paris on Twilight
" I masturbate with an electrical toothbrush... At least I get the satisfaction of having a minty fresh vagina! <3 "
- Paris on person hygeine
Other random quotes by Paris...
" Is sashaa lesbain ... because I really fancy him and want to scissor '
" im going through a sex change ... I hope nobody will treat me any different but I feel like I'm in the wrong body for about a week now, I really want to have a penis so I'm getting it tomorrow from the mall "
" dr Mocuskai did a good job and i'm now a man. "
" I'm joining the army ... Its true, I just hope I dont have to shave my head, I really dont want to look like a ugly lesbain but then I
guess it works for Rihanna."
" I beat most men on castings because their thick as shit ... I know I may be abit of feminist but I dont care, I burn my bra bitch and I'll throw it at your facking face! your a disgrace! Pshhhh. "
" owww im yellow? ... I totally feel like marge simpson "
" I've found a awesome face cream! I was in my local kwix save and came across vagisil, it's amazing! basically you just apply it to your skin and it makes your skin really nice and soft, i'm gonna buy some for my neighbour who's a ederly lady and for my boss for christmas. "
