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its what Zachup would have wanted PART 2 - by Paris Travelodge

Aug 4, 2011 by ParisTravelodge

Paris Travelodge is not like any other Tengaged celebrity, she has had one hell of a life 'I've been divorced twice now the first time my husband turned out to be gay and now I'm divorcing MattyBB9 because he has put on a bit of weight' some called her swallow others say she needs desperate help from a trained doctor, this is her story...

Chapter 1 - after Zachup told me he was dead I didnt get up in the mornings I was so upset that I decided to go over his house and confront him myself, I said to him 'dont be dead anymore gurl, you got to get paper' by paper I meant money so he decided to do what he knew what was best, come back to do gay porn.

Chapter 2 - Everyone was shocked at Zachup coming back to life, nobody had seen this kind of behaviour from a person since dirty den in eastenders but before then it was Jesus, he definitely had to make a name for himself and this was his chance to venture into porn but with me wanting to be a rolemodel for my younger fans I decided not to hang out with him anymore plus he was a washed up hasbeen.

Chapter 3 - Then I decided I needed a man and FASTO! so I went to a awards party and fucking hell it was like a circus the olsen twins were there, the anorexic one was in the toilets putting on her lippy I couldnt help myself and I came out with 'bloody hell you've become a right ommpa loompa you fat little minx' to which she spat in my face fair play, also lady gaga turned up in a egg on the red carpet some celebrities will do anything to avoid ryan seacrest annoying interviews ANYWAYYYY... I met MattyBB9 who at the time was one of the top HoF and I decided this was my chance.

Chapter 4 - Me and Matt have a quiet wedding and only invite Cheryl Cole who is now me bestie, I love her but she dont have beat up the poor ladies with da perfume in the toilets, its embarrassing man. then I decide to finally get some new contacts at specsavers everybody tells me I should of gone so I finally did and find out I have one fugly husband, yuck! I then become a christian.

Chapter 5 - is more about me and me, just buy the fucking book because I really really need some dollar to buy myself a green house to grow me weed.

PEACE x

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LMAO he came back to do gay porn, inspiration to us all

Sent by tommyg456,Aug 4, 2011

LOOOOL! <3

Sent by MoooCoww,Aug 4, 2011

lol Xd
I LOVE these blogs :)

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