I WANT TO BE HER LESBAIN PARTNER BUT WITHOUT LOOKIN LIKE A UGLY FAT DYKE! IT MAY WORK FOR MAGGIE BUT FOR ME, ITS OFFENSIVE. WE COULD ADOPT LITTLE BABIES FROM CHINA AND NAME EACH ONE FROM THE JERSEY SHORE AND EAT LOTS OF KFC EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK! EXCEPT FRIDAY BECAUSE THAT BE MC DONALDS DAY.
