I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE INVITED TO THE TENGAGED NEWS AWARDS SO HERE I WILL GIVE YOU THE LOW DOWN ON WHAT HAPPENED, WHO WORE WHAT, ETC!
WHEN YOUR A CELEBRITY, YOU HAVE LISTS, A, B AND C WELL THE HIGHER THE LIST THE LATER YOU ARE, THE SHOW DIDNT START UNTIL ABOUT 10PM SO PARIS WAS THERE AT 6:30PM AND BECAUSE PARIS BE A BIG STAR SHE BE ON THE D LIST WHICH IS DE BEST LIST OF ALL, I WORE A VERY SLUTTY DRESS BY AMAZING DESIGNER CALLED PRIMARK WHO IS LIKE THE NEW GUCCI! THERE WAS ALOT OF CELEBRITIES THERE LIKE KESHA WHO IS A TOTAL SKANK, BRITNEY SPEARS WAS THERE AND AS MUCH AS PARIS LOVES BRITNEY SHE TOTALLY SEEMED ABIT HIGH AND ALSO SOME OF THE JERSEY SHORE CAST WERE THERE, I WENT IN THEN BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY COLD AND I GOT VODKA AND COKE ALL NIGHT THEN ME AND MY GURL FIONA89 WHO WAS MA DATE FOR THE NIGHT WENT TO THE TOILETS BECAUSE WE WANTED TO SCIZZOR BUT WE CAUGHT KESHA ON THE SINK HAVING A PISS BECAUSE ALL THE TOILETS WERE BEING ATTENDED THEN LINDSAY LOHAN WHO FUCKING HATES ME CAME ALL IN MY FACE LIKE ' WHAT DID YA SAY ABOUT ME IN UR BLOG YOUR FACKING SLUT ' AND AT THIS POINT I WAS SHITTING MA NICKERSSS!!!! DRUGGED UP BITCHES LIKE BE DANGEROUS THEN MARYKATE OLSEN CAME IN AND WAS LIKE ' OH LINDSAY, YOU GOT ANY COKE? ' AND AT THIS POINT I KINDA WISHED I BROUGHT MY GLASS OF COKE IN AT THAT POINT JUST SO I COULD FIT IN BECAUSE IF I GAVE IT TO HER I'D HAVE SOMEONE ON MA SIDE FROM THIS CRAZY BITCH WHO IS LINDSAY ANYWAY THE BITCHES GOT SOME SHERBET AND THEY STARTED STICKING UP THEIR NOSES, PERSONALLY I EAT MY SHERBET WITH A LOLLY BUT THESE BITCHES ARE HARDCORE, THEY STICK THINGS UP THEIR NOSES AND THEY DONT CARE THEN MARYKATE TOOK SOME PARASETIMOLS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND THEY WERE REALLY HAPPY TO SEE ME AND FIONA, WE BOTH HAD A WEE AND WENT BACK TO THE PARTY BECAUSE WE FELT LIKE LINDSAY MIGHT PREV ON US WITH HER LITTLE BEADY DYKE EYES IF WE DID SCIZZOR! EMINEM DID A SONG ON STAGE WHICH WAS PROPER GURD COS' RIHANNA CAME ON DA STAGE AND SANG TOO.
THAT WAS IT REALLY, OH AND YOUR NEVER GUESS WHAT?! I SAW EMMALEIGH WHEN I WENT TO THE BAR, I SMILED TO BE NICE BUT BITCH NEVER EVEN GAVE ME EYE CONTACT AND WALKED RIGHT PAST ME!!! MAGGIE WAS WITH HER AND THEY BOTH LOOKED AT ME WHILE WALKING AWAY SO AT THIS POINT I HAD A LITTLE TOO MANY VODKA AND COKES SO I SHOUTED BACK AT THEM SOMETHING LIKE ' OI YOU FUGLY CUNTS, AT LEAST SMILE BACK AT ME, YOU GOT LOOSE BEACON STRIPS FOR A VAGINA ' IT WAS QUITE A GOOD NIGHT REALLY, IT WAS FIONA AND I FIRST DATE TOGETHER SO WHO KNOWS IF WE WILL BE OFFICIAL OR NOT.
