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  6. GREAT JUST GREAT!
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  9. I WANNA BE A CHILDRENS AUTHOR!
  10. X factor.
  11. oh fucking hell
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  13. For fucksake! I am so fricking pissed
  14. its what Zachup would have wanted PART 2 - by..
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  16. omg i am so pissed gonna have a major BF!
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  23. Paris has a new boyfriend :D
  24. its what Zachup would have wanted - By Paris..
  25. No title
  26. Bullying Online is NOT hawt
  27. LEAVE ZACHUP ALONE YOU BITCHES!
  28. R.I.P zachup!!! I will miss you :'(
  29. PARIS TO MAKE A POP COMEBACK!!!
  30. Will I ever get over Zachup?
  31. I will have a new autobiography out by easter!
  32. why have I still got a rednose???
  33. Phenomanimal
  34. TENGAGED NEWS AWARDS
  35. FIONA89
  36. IM A CELEB USA: DAY FOUR!
  37. IM A CELEB USA: DAY THREE!
  38. IM A CELEB USA: DAY TWO!
  39. IM A CELEB USA: DAY ONE!
  40. I'm a celebrity get me out of here USA line up!

its what Zachup would have wanted - By Paris Travelodge.

12thMar 25, 2011 by ParisTravelodge
imageAbout this book... Paris Travelodge is a D List Tengaged Celebrity famous for nothing but being the gossip of all blogs! Paris's fame recently faded so she was forced to work for a fish and chip shop until she decided to make a huge comeback to showbiz, at first nobody cared about her antics until her long term boyfriend Zachup passed away then she became a household name again, it was a shock to the whole of tengaged and many people call Zachup a lier, Paris talks in this autobiography what really happend, the truth by the person that knew him the most. Ghost Written by J K Rowling.

+++Part 1+++

Chapter 1 - Paris talks about her life after fame, how she was forced to work for a man called  Ian Beale in a east end chip shop. 'IT WAS WELL BAD, I CAME HOME SMELLING OF KIPPER EVERY NIGHT'.

Chapter 2 - Paris is fed up of the krappy 9 to 5 job and hires new agent Phil Mitchel who owns alot of clubs in the area, he promises to make her a star again and gets her a TV Series called WHOS HOT, WHOS FUGLY. 'PHIL MITCHEL IS PROPER NICE BUT LOOKS LIKE SHREK DUN HE'.

Chapter 3 - Critics slam new show after viewers complain at Paris calling contestants fugly. 'THERE WAS THIS ONE BIRD WHO SUFFERED FROM ANOREXIA, I WAS LIKE OHHH LOVE, YOU DIDNT DO IT VERY WELL DID YOU, FAT COW!'.

Chapter 4 - Paris hears off her friends that Zachup has posted a blog saying hes  dead. ' OMG I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT WHEN I HEARD HE HAD DIED, I WAS SO UPSET I JUST HAD TO PHONE HEAT MAGAZINE AND GIVE THEM MY STORY'.

Chapter 5 - Public backlash at her dead boyfriend saying he's a lier and that he's really alive this upsets Paris even more. ' YEH IT WAS UPSETTING BUT I RANG ZACHUP AND HE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT, HE SAID HE NEEDED SOME MONEY AND THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HIM AGAIN'.

Chapter 6 - After Paris finds she can still talk to her dead boyfriend Zachup, she realises that she has the gift of the Phychic and decides to try and contact other dead celebrities. ' IVE SPOKEN TO SO MANY CELEBRITIES SINCE, I'VE SPOKEN TO ELTON JOHN YEH HE IS DOING VERY WELL AT THE MOMENT HE LOVES TO HANG OUT WITH JESUS IN DA GAY CLUBS IN HEAVAN'.

Chapter 7 - There a media frenzy after Zachup dies and her blog about Zachup makes number 6th on the most top blogs. ' I REALISED THAT HIM BEING DEAD HELPED MY COMEBACK SO I DECIDED TO TEST HOW FAMOUS I AM, I POSTED A BLOG WITH NOTHING AT ALL IN IT AND IT MADE TOP 10!!! UP YOURS OPRAH!'.

+++Part two coming soon+++

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