day one...
The camp is devided by two camps (camp nigel and camp rock) nigel being for the men and camp rock being for the ladies.
Camp Nigel...
chris- to be honest with you guys I am abit upset that there wasn't as many famous people here as I hoped, I don't even know who that Nadine is.
wyclef- haha but man is she fit!
aaron- there are some quite a few pretty ladies in this series I must admit!
chris- Jenna and Paris should be, interesting.
lance- im abit worried about Paris, she could be trouble, she's said things really bad in the press before you know, about gay people.
kevin- really? she wont be too popular with public then, I know why i've been put in here, Jamie Lynn is my ex's sister aint she.
wyclef- *chuckles* yea man thats right haha, are you guys on good terms?
kevin- oh yea but its just going to be a little akward at first.
lance- I know Britney personally, she went out my Justin who was in my band, Britney toured with us, she's a cool chic.
*kevin goes quiet*
mean while at Camp Rock...
jamie- I'm really going to miss my little girl while being here, its going to be hard.
jenna- I have children too, it will be hard.
paris- I had a child but they took it off me...
alicia- thats terrible, boy or girl?
paris- boy I named him Britney
jamie- no way, thats awesome
paris- I actually named him Britney because he was bald.
jamie- thats very disrespectful.
paris- I'm just really p*****d off to be honest, I'm obviously the most famous here! I mean who the fuck is Nadine?!
nadine- excuse me but are you joking, right?
paris- no i'm f***ing not! I mean are you irish or f***ing american?! its obvious they choose you because you were cheap.
nadine- im quite offended by your comments, can you just keep your nasty thoughts to yourself!
paris- so wait, are you in a girl group or something?
nadine- umm I used to be and now i'm a solo singer, I have a bar in L.A.
paris- well you irish do like your drink
alicia- I actually love Girls Aloud, they did the sound track for Love Actually, I love that movie and I'm a huge fan of Cheryl Cole.
nadine- aww thank you, Cheryl is a doll.
paris- Cheryl Cole hates me, well afterall I did f**k her man.
alicia- Paris!
paris- what? I do it for free and Jenna fucks everyone's man, gets paid and she is a f**king legend, bitch please...
jenna- you know what Paris, your a rude little b***h, talk about me like that again and i'll stick your head in that f**king fire.
paris- excuse me hunny but there no need to swear!
Comments
:)wow that whore is really setting the camp alight
