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IM A CELEB USA: DAY THREE! Nov 18, 2010
day three...

Today the both camps meet up for the first time and they have to all take part in Russian Roulette, they all have to form a circle and which ever the arrow points at, the contestant must go home.

Emmaleigh the most popular girl on Tengaged is the celebrity guest today who will spin the arrow in Russian Roulette.
Emmaleigh counts down 3, 2, 1...

Kevin Fedaline is asked to leave his camp and go home.
then Emmaleigh spins the arrow again, 3, 2, 1...

Wyclef Jea is happy to leaving with his paycheck so early in the game.

The two camps leave the task and emmaleigh.

Camp Nigel...

chris- only three of us left now boys, damn emmaleigh hehe!
lance- we must try and alliance against the girls, I bet they're ganging up on us already planning to evict all of us men.
aaron- do you really think that? man those girls are going down!
chris- alliance at this stage is very good idea!

Camp Rock...

alicia- jamie, are you planning to do your show again? my neice loved that show.
jamie- no I mean its finished now, I think im abit old for playing a school girl now they I have babies and stuff.
nadine- so are you looking to do anything else in the future? your still very young.
jamie- there was rumours of an album but im just concentrating on being a good mom.
alicia- aww and is britney making an album?
jamie- yar, I think so, she's like in the studio all the time, she's releasing a new album next year, she's like always working and stuff, I love ma sister.
jenna- i would love to work with your sister, im actually working on my own record.
Meanwhile Paris is taking a nap...
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IM A CELEB USA: DAY TWO! Nov 18, 2010
day two...
Its bush tucker trail time and each camp must nominate one person from each group to stay in the pool of death for 30 minutes.

Camp Nigel ...
chris- I pick kevin, sorry dude
kevin- lance.
aaron- lance.
wyclef- sorry man, lance.
lance- haha should I even bother voting, chris.
That means that Lance is the nominated person to do the pool of death.

Camp Rock...
alicia- paris
jenna- paris
nadine- paris
paris- typical pick on the black gurl!!!! I pick nadine!
jamie- sorry, Paris.
Paris will be the joining Lance in the pool of death.

Lance and Paris meet up to be dunked into a pool of mud to which snakes, leaches and  rats are released into the water over a period of 30 minutes, the two contestants do not know what is in the muddy pool.

lance- oh my god, I really don't want to do this.
paris- obviously they've got the minority to do the task, Paris is de black gurl and Lance be the gay boy.
lance- I really hate snakes
paris- they aint gonna put snakes in with us stupid, we're celebrities.
lance- do you know what show your on darling?

When the two go back to their camps, Lance managed to get 3 stars out of 5 and Paris didn't get any which means her camp will not be eating luxury tonight but just rice and potatoes.

Camp Rock...
alicia- how did many stars did you get paris!
paris- I didn't see any stars, im really sorry guys
jamie- your kidding right?
nadine- oh lord
paris- I did try my best
jenna- yeah right
alicia- why did we even send paris in the first place
jenna- so the b****h would suffer.
nadine- what was the task?
paris- I asked to get out after about 5 minutes because there was something biting my leg!
jenna- that was properly your crabs darling
alicia- haha
paris- why are you guys so mad at me
jenna- because lets face it paris, your a f**king b****h to everyone!
paris- i dont mean it, i have a form of autism, I dont contect to people, I just tell them what I really think.
nadine- so basically you really think im a nobody then?
paris- hunny sit down, you are a nobody.
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IM A CELEB USA: DAY ONE! Nov 18, 2010
day one...
The camp is devided by two camps (camp nigel and camp rock) nigel being for the men and camp rock being for the ladies.

Camp Nigel...
chris- to be honest with you guys I am abit upset that there wasn't as many famous people here as I hoped, I don't even know who that Nadine is.
wyclef- haha but man is she fit!
aaron- there are some quite a few pretty ladies in this series I must admit!
chris- Jenna and Paris should be, interesting.
lance- im abit worried about Paris, she could be trouble, she's said things really bad in the press before you know, about gay people.
kevin- really? she wont be too popular with public then, I know why i've been put in here, Jamie Lynn is my ex's sister aint she.
wyclef- *chuckles* yea man thats right haha, are you guys on good terms?
kevin- oh yea but its just going to be a little akward at first.
lance- I know Britney personally, she went out my Justin who was in my band, Britney toured with us, she's a cool chic.
*kevin goes quiet*

mean while at Camp Rock...

jamie- I'm really going to miss my little girl while being here, its going to be hard.
jenna- I have children too, it will be hard.
paris- I had a child but they took it off me...
alicia- thats terrible, boy or girl?
paris- boy I named him Britney
jamie- no way, thats awesome
paris- I actually named him Britney because he was bald.
jamie- thats very disrespectful.
paris- I'm just really p*****d off to be honest, I'm obviously the most famous here! I mean who the fuck is Nadine?!
nadine- excuse me but are you joking, right?
paris- no i'm f***ing not! I mean are you irish or f***ing american?! its obvious they choose you because you were cheap.
nadine- im quite offended by your comments, can you just keep your nasty thoughts to yourself!
paris- so wait, are you in a girl group or something?
nadine- umm I used to be and now i'm a solo singer, I have a bar in L.A.
paris- well you irish do like your drink
alicia- I actually love Girls Aloud, they did the sound track for Love Actually, I love that movie and I'm a huge fan of Cheryl Cole.
nadine- aww thank you, Cheryl is a doll.
paris- Cheryl Cole hates me, well afterall I did f**k her man.
alicia- Paris!
paris- what? I do it for free and Jenna fucks everyone's man, gets paid and she is a f**king legend, bitch please...
jenna- you know what Paris, your  a rude little b***h, talk about me like that again and i'll stick your head in that f**king fire.
paris- excuse me hunny but there no need to swear!
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I'm a celebrity get me out of here USA line up! Nov 18, 2010
I'm a celebrity USA line up...

Alicia Silverstone - Former 90's actress, star of hit teen movie 'clueless' went on to do straight to DVD movies.

Jenna Jameson - former porn star is hoping to release a pop career after the show and is worried people won't get her sense of humour.

Nadine Coyle - famous in the UK for being in girlband Girls Aloud, recent debut solo album flopped so is hoping to launch a career in America.

Paris Travelodge - tabliod favorite Paris is famous for being shameless and for calling emmaleigh a very rude word.

Jamie Lynn Spears - Star of nickelodeon's Zoe 101, she is the sister of superstar Britney Spears.

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Chris Brown - Is reportedly being paid $250,000 to take part in the show, famous for hitting former girlfriend Rihanna.

Kevin Fedaline - doesn't know that ex girlfriend's sister Jamie Lynn is also in the competition,  famous for being over weight.

Aaron Carter - Aaron's older brother was in the backstreet boys and Aaron even recorded his own albums as a solo act.

Wyclef Jea - the will.i.am of the 90's, Wyclef Jea is currently hoping to become the president of Haiti.

Lance Bass - apart of the five peice boyband N Sync, came out as gay in people's magazine a couple of years ago and is furious of reports that Paris Travelodge might be coming in.
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WAGNER TO WIN! Nov 15, 2010
EVERYONE BE SAYING WHOS VOTING FOR WAGNER? IT BE DAME PARIS TRAVELODGE THATS WHO, I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE A RIDE ON HIS DISCO STICK! OOOOFF! NEXT YEAR I MIGHT AUDITION FOR X FACTOR, PEOPLE THIS YEAR BE LIKE ' OH PARIS, IS YOUR REAL NAME CHLOE MAFFIA' AND IM LIKE 'NO NEVER HEARD OF HER SORRY' IM GUESSING SHE BE A CLASSY BIRD LIKE ME GETTIGN DOWN WITH ALL THE FOOTBALLERS, DONT HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME, SORRY CHERYL BUT ASHLEY WAS SHIT AND IT ISN'T MY FAULT BY THE WAY THAT ALL THE JONAS BROTHERS TOOK TURNS FUCKING ME, IM NOT A SLUT, JUST ASK MY FRIEND LESLEY SHE'LL TELL YOU THAT IM JUST BEING MILEYYY.
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The resurrection of Dame Paris Travelodge Nov 15, 2010
DIDN'T THINK YOU CUD GET RID OF ME THAT EASY DID YA? WELL CUNTS AND FANNYS LET ME JUST FILL YOU IN ON SOME NEWS, PARIS WAS NEVER DEAD, MY GRANNY WHO IS MAD AS FACK WAS HIGH ON SOME WEED INIT AND WE WERE PLAYING HIDE N SNEEK IN HER RETIREMENT HOME AND I HID IN HER CUBOARD IN HER ROOM AND THEN SHE WENT ON A WHITEY AND FELL ASLEEP ... DID I MENTION THE CUBOARD AUTOLOCKS ITSELF? WELL THAT BITCH DIDN'T OPEN THE DOOR UNTIL TODAY AND PARIS WAS SHOUTING ON THE DOOR FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS BUT BITCH THOUGHT IT WAS THE PHYCOTIC WOMAN FROM THE NEXT ROOM SCREAMING BUT IT WASNT, IT BE PARIS.
EVERYONE DIDN'T SEE ME FOR DAYS SO THEY THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!!! I AVE A RED NOSE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS TO SHOW MY APPREICATION TO THE BLACKS IN AFRICA, THEY BE MY COUSINS AND IT MAY NOT BE RED NOSE DAY BUT FOR PARIS IT IS, SHOW YOUR RESPECK INIT! OMG I FEEL LIKE JESUS! I LOVE IT, I FEEL LIKE I COULD TURN STONE INTO BREAD!!! I COULD DEFINITELY GIVE GORDAN RAMSAY A RUN FOR HIS MONEY COULDNT I, ALSO PARIS BE THE NUMBER ONE BITCH ON TENGAGED, FUCK THE REST!!!!

DAME PARIS TRAVELODGE
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