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Eitenne <3 Mar 31, 2011

This is our song babes
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Apparently Rihanna likes S&M for real and likes to be spanked??? Mar 31, 2011
Maybe Chris Brown had mistaken her face for her arse...

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What was your favorite toy while growing up? Mar 30, 2011
mine was my tamagotchi but it died of aids :(
my second favorite toy was my transgender barbie, basically I stole the body off my brothers action man and stuck the head off barbie onto his body ... the thing was I stuck it on with glue so she/he kinda looked abit psychotic.

What was YOUR favorite toy?
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SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ONLINE FOR AWHILE Mar 29, 2011
ME AND MATTYBB9 HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY WE HAVE SO WE'VE BEEN VERY BUSY, READ ALL ABOUT IT THIS MONTHS OK! MAGAZINE :D

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Paris has a new boyfriend :D Mar 27, 2011
Im over Zachup he's so last week!!! He didn't even invite me to his funeral I rang him up and he said too many people are already coming so he had to drop me off the list :(

Anywayzzz I have a new man on the scene and he's in the HoF obviously I only date famous men, can you guess who it is??? haha its MattyBB9 :D

I love you baby x
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its what Zachup would have wanted - By Paris Travelodge. Mar 25, 2011
imageAbout this book... Paris Travelodge is a D List Tengaged Celebrity famous for nothing but being the gossip of all blogs! Paris's fame recently faded so she was forced to work for a fish and chip shop until she decided to make a huge comeback to showbiz, at first nobody cared about her antics until her long term boyfriend Zachup passed away then she became a household name again, it was a shock to the whole of tengaged and many people call Zachup a lier, Paris talks in this autobiography what really happend, the truth by the person that knew him the most. Ghost Written by J K Rowling.

+++Part 1+++

Chapter 1 - Paris talks about her life after fame, how she was forced to work for a man called  Ian Beale in a east end chip shop. 'IT WAS WELL BAD, I CAME HOME SMELLING OF KIPPER EVERY NIGHT'.

Chapter 2 - Paris is fed up of the krappy 9 to 5 job and hires new agent Phil Mitchel who owns alot of clubs in the area, he promises to make her a star again and gets her a TV Series called WHOS HOT, WHOS FUGLY. 'PHIL MITCHEL IS PROPER NICE BUT LOOKS LIKE SHREK DUN HE'.

Chapter 3 - Critics slam new show after viewers complain at Paris calling contestants fugly. 'THERE WAS THIS ONE BIRD WHO SUFFERED FROM ANOREXIA, I WAS LIKE OHHH LOVE, YOU DIDNT DO IT VERY WELL DID YOU, FAT COW!'.

Chapter 4 - Paris hears off her friends that Zachup has posted a blog saying hes  dead. ' OMG I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT WHEN I HEARD HE HAD DIED, I WAS SO UPSET I JUST HAD TO PHONE HEAT MAGAZINE AND GIVE THEM MY STORY'.

Chapter 5 - Public backlash at her dead boyfriend saying he's a lier and that he's really alive this upsets Paris even more. ' YEH IT WAS UPSETTING BUT I RANG ZACHUP AND HE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT, HE SAID HE NEEDED SOME MONEY AND THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HIM AGAIN'.

Chapter 6 - After Paris finds she can still talk to her dead boyfriend Zachup, she realises that she has the gift of the Phychic and decides to try and contact other dead celebrities. ' IVE SPOKEN TO SO MANY CELEBRITIES SINCE, I'VE SPOKEN TO ELTON JOHN YEH HE IS DOING VERY WELL AT THE MOMENT HE LOVES TO HANG OUT WITH JESUS IN DA GAY CLUBS IN HEAVAN'.

Chapter 7 - There a media frenzy after Zachup dies and her blog about Zachup makes number 6th on the most top blogs. ' I REALISED THAT HIM BEING DEAD HELPED MY COMEBACK SO I DECIDED TO TEST HOW FAMOUS I AM, I POSTED A BLOG WITH NOTHING AT ALL IN IT AND IT MADE TOP 10!!! UP YOURS OPRAH!'.

+++Part two coming soon+++
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