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ParisTravelodge

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  1. tengaged's next top model?
  2. WHO SHOULD WIN MY TV SHOW?
  3. vote the most ugliest fat person on the whole..
  4. WANNA BE FAMOUS???????
  5. I AM NOT A COCAINE ADDICT!
  6. GREAT JUST GREAT!
  7. PARIS VS JEBUS PART 2
  8. PARIS VS JEBUS PART1
  9. I WANNA BE A CHILDRENS AUTHOR!
  10. X factor.
  11. oh fucking hell
  12. GIVE DONATIONS TO ME CHURCH
  13. For fucksake! I am so fricking pissed
  14. its what Zachup would have wanted PART 2 - by..
  15. I am currently writing my FIFTH autobiography!!!
  16. omg i am so pissed gonna have a major BF!
  17. ITS THE NEW VOGUE!
  18. TommyG gone forever?
  19. Eitenne <3
  20. Apparently Rihanna likes S&M for real and..
  21. What was your favorite toy while growing up?
  22. SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ONLINE FOR AWHILE
  23. Paris has a new boyfriend :D
  24. its what Zachup would have wanted - By Paris..
  25. No title
  26. Bullying Online is NOT hawt
  27. LEAVE ZACHUP ALONE YOU BITCHES!
  28. R.I.P zachup!!! I will miss you :'(
  29. PARIS TO MAKE A POP COMEBACK!!!
  30. Will I ever get over Zachup?
  31. I will have a new autobiography out by easter!
  32. why have I still got a rednose???
  33. Phenomanimal
  34. TENGAGED NEWS AWARDS
  35. FIONA89
  36. IM A CELEB USA: DAY FOUR!
  37. IM A CELEB USA: DAY THREE!
  38. IM A CELEB USA: DAY TWO!
  39. IM A CELEB USA: DAY ONE!
  40. I'm a celebrity get me out of here USA line up!

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For fucksake! I am so fricking pissed Aug 5, 2011
I AM BROKE, BROKE I TELL YA!! Ah well time to sell me old clothes and some of Zachup's old belongings I need some dosh so if you can think of any think I can do to get my money back up please think! and no I am not going back to porn.

On more goodnews I have given up smoking, oh and Amy Winehouse has been sober for a whole week cudos to her.
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its what Zachup would have wanted PART 2 - by Paris Travelodge Aug 4, 2011
imageParis Travelodge is not like any other Tengaged celebrity, she has had one hell of a life 'I've been divorced twice now the first time my husband turned out to be gay and now I'm divorcing MattyBB9 because he has put on a bit of weight' some called her swallow others say she needs desperate help from a trained doctor, this is her story...

Chapter 1 - after Zachup told me he was dead I didnt get up in the mornings I was so upset that I decided to go over his house and confront him myself, I said to him 'dont be dead anymore gurl, you got to get paper' by paper I meant money so he decided to do what he knew what was best, come back to do gay porn.

Chapter 2 - Everyone was shocked at Zachup coming back to life, nobody had seen this kind of behaviour from a person since dirty den in eastenders but before then it was Jesus, he definitely had to make a name for himself and this was his chance to venture into porn but with me wanting to be a rolemodel for my younger fans I decided not to hang out with him anymore plus he was a washed up hasbeen.

Chapter 3 - Then I decided I needed a man and FASTO! so I went to a awards party and fucking hell it was like a circus the olsen twins were there, the anorexic one was in the toilets putting on her lippy I couldnt help myself and I came out with 'bloody hell you've become a right ommpa loompa you fat little minx' to which she spat in my face fair play, also lady gaga turned up in a egg on the red carpet some celebrities will do anything to avoid ryan seacrest annoying interviews ANYWAYYYY... I met MattyBB9 who at the time was one of the top HoF and I decided this was my chance.

Chapter 4 - Me and Matt have a quiet wedding and only invite Cheryl Cole who is now me bestie, I love her but she dont have beat up the poor ladies with da perfume in the toilets, its embarrassing man. then I decide to finally get some new contacts at specsavers everybody tells me I should of gone so I finally did and find out I have one fugly husband, yuck! I then become a christian.

Chapter 5 - is more about me and me, just buy the fucking book because I really really need some dollar to buy myself a green house to grow me weed.

PEACE x
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I am currently writing my FIFTH autobiography!!! Aug 4, 2011
Its gonna be a follow up of my most successful book to date 'its what Zachup would have wanted' part two, it will talk about how my relationship with MattyBB9 fell apart after I got myself to specsavers and realised what a dog he really was, plus he wasn't even that famous anymore so I had to ask him to leave. I will talk about my pain for Zachup as I remember the man he was and how upset I was when people said I was using his death for exposure um excuse me but I never use his name for any of my products, also I will talk about how I lost 9 pound in just one week on my cocaine only diet.

Its what Zachup would have wanted PART 2 ... out soon.
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omg i am so pissed gonna have a major BF! Aug 4, 2011
right so basically theres these two horrible twins think olsen twins but fatter, they love hitler yes thats right hitler its so fucked up, I have tried to be the peace maker of the game by handing over my words of wisdom and my advice that jesus christ would be happy to hear, I have quoted notes from the bible I am praying for them that god will wash their sins away like jesus did in the song.

Amen.
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ITS THE NEW VOGUE! Aug 4, 2011
imageAfter me divorce I was so alone and scared to live until one day I got so off me tits that I stumbled past a midnight mass by my local church, I was amazed at the love these people gave me but best of all the free wine they offered. I was so upset that I was guided by my priest who told me it was ok to breathe again, now I am a devote born again christian, its made me a better person it really has and I am here to spread the word of Jesus Christ Superstar, he is really is a superstar like Lady Gaga but Jesus wore socks with sandals a fashion mishap even Gaga would refuse, I preach to everyone to grab your copy now im not sure who the author is but most books are written by Katie Price these days so I bet it was written by her who knows, Amen.
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TommyG gone forever? Jun 22, 2011
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/tommyg456/1277055/ok-final-goodbye-blog

Apparently so...

:(

She was my bestest friend!
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