Also I just have to say I love all of these queens so don't come for me I'm being a bitch bc I'm acting like I was a judge but I'm not so keep doing you I love all of you.
The drama between Kam & Robin is stupid tbh. Kam started it but they both took it too far IMO, but it was iconic to see Zuelke scream again.
~~~CHALLENGE~~~
Phoebe - killed the challenge LMAO some of those guys weren't even ugly like wtf...
Tara - her performance was eh but then the end was ICONIC that note and the rolled r or whatever yesss rollingderp!
Willow - GOOD SONG CHOICE. Seemed half-assed tho she wasn't even into it.
Dinah - Why? What? Why? How is awkward storytelling a talent?
Robin - Her voice was too manish tbh and I didn't know the song so I didn't understand why the silver/gold face was a thing (was one supposed to be a woman and the other a man? bc they both sounded like men)
Goreta - GFSHIDAJNNKJALDJS Hilarious, but she easily could've been both the mom and the girl like why bring in someone else? It was a little too short but funny!
Kam - LMAO that was too short but hilarious. I don't think the actions lined up with the song well and it was edited so you could barely see her but...
Giraffez - It wasn't super funny but I thought it was interesting. I liked hearing about her life but I wish there was more laughs.
Arthur - Impressive, but I feel like he could've been funnier on the commentary.
Austina - I loved it, it was hilarious, but I feel like it could've been funnier without the hat because I want to see her eyes. If her eyes were like looking directly at the camera, barely blinking, the whole time it would've been way funnier.
~~~LOOKS~~~
Phoebe - YES. Perfectly winter and gorgeous.
Tara - Shockingly amazing. Frozen Wendigo Housewife realness and I love it.
Dinah - I liked it! It was pretty but the first 2 looks were so good it kind of died a bit.
Willow - I expected a bit more from her. It's not an awful look but I don't see it being very winter wonderland-ish and it's definitely not a standout.
Austina - Creative and fun, I like it. Nice Bawdy.
Kam - Loved the reveal, but get a better wig honey.
Goreta - YES. Very frozen Abhora and it's definitely what I wanted from her. Her makeup skills are so good.
Giraffez - No.
Arthur - I love the idea of being a douche who wears shorts in -20 degree weather but the look is eh.
Robin - Love the look it's artsy it's stupid it's perfect.
Rank of Looks (best to worst):
Goreta
Tara
Phoebe
Robin
Austina
Kam
Dinah
Arthur
Willow
Giraffez
TOP 3:
Phoebe - Winner
Goreta - High
Tara - High
Bottom 3:
Arthur - LOW
Willow - BTM2
Dinah - BTM2
Idk who would've gone home but I loved the first episode. Austin probably should've stayed but idk he didn't have a winning performance either.
ALSO: My prediction was right
"Austina Glitz - Busted. I have a weird feeling she's gonna be inactive idk why but I think she'll definitely be one of the 1st out. I'll have a #2 nothing on it except ketchup no cheese no nothing and a lemonade as the drink thank you!"
My lipsync was rlly messy I didn’t know any of the words lol