Among the three statements, which one of the following I did while I was under the influence? The rest of the statements I did when I was a kid.
1) I stepped repeatedly on a mirror breaking it while singing Les Mis sending me to emergency room
2) Knowing I'm allergic, I ate prawns to trigger a mild reaction and forcing to be on bed rest with the intent of skipping my responsibilities the next day
3) I blurted out all of my families secret through popular means of communication (this includes my aunt being pregnant, my uncle being in debt, my cousin secretly dating someone)
So I took my Mathematics examination yesterday. 20 questions, 1 hour
Forgot my calculator... stupid, right? (By the way, it's not your AP Mathematics nor typical college Math... it's much much harder than that)
I am fortunate that it is a Multiple-Choice Test. So I was guess-estimating my evaluations all the way without a calculator. I will then select the closest answer. Can you imagine guesstimating using Euler's number. *sigh*
Anyways, you shade in your answers in an optical answer sheet and you get to keep the question paper for reference later on.
The results were posted and guess who's the only one who got a perfect score... oh wait.. it's me *flips hair* *not bragging* *well, sorry I am*