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How to spot a Filipino?

Mar 28, 2016 by ztalker2002
Disclaimer: This post may offend some Filipinos around the world as it contains many stereotypes that most Filipinos have.

1) We point directions with our lips. When you ask for something, instead of being a civilized human being and using our index to locate the general direction, we pout our lips and point it towards the direction. The higher the pout, the farther you are

Exhibit A: http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/HjkCpI0J2cI/mqdefault.jpg

2) We use popular brand names as nouns.

Exhibit B: Do a Xerox of this. (Photocopy)

3) We respect our elders with much care like disarming a bomb. You don't want to mess with your mother's friends because, oohh... you are going to get it a scolding from a Filipino mom.

Exhibit C: Females are more demure and males are usually quieter in front of older guests.

4) We sing - a lot. Karaoke anywhere at anytime

Exhibit D: (How about during a wake?) http://www.freetraveltalks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/TheTombforaLivingCorpseinPhilippines7_thumb.jpg

5) Most of us don't like KFC and very rarely visit McDo. Cause we have our own fast-food chain.

6) Slippers (soft, and bunny-like) are worn inside the house

Exhibit E: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E9NJjKAiB4c/TRagyAngVII/AAAAAAAAAD0/N-Pz1pTDQBc/s1600/Bunny+slippers.jpg

7) To converse with a Filipino, start with the three Bs.

Beauty Pageants, Basketball and/or Boxing

Exhibit F: Beauty Pageant - Miss Universe 2015 Pia Wurtzbach
Exhibit G: Basketball - Steph Curry being the new record holder
Exhibit H: Boxing - Manny "Pacman" Pacquaio.

8) We smile a lot. Sometimes at wrong occasions. It's our defense mechanism to smile at awkward situations or even in stress.

9) We usually come late to a meeting. We call it Filipino time. If you set a rendezvous with Filipinos at 10 AM, expect them to come at lunch.

10) We are uber-competitive. I really don't know why.

Comments

LMAO
Sent by HaliFord,Mar 28, 2016
They make up half of the employees at McDonald's and every nursing assistant at retirement  homes

They also always have dark gums cause they don't brush their teeth
Sent by cgy_gayz,Mar 28, 2016
cgy_gayz: McDonalds, I am not sure. Nurses, yes.
Brushing our teeths, we do too. We are not that weird.
Sent by ztalker2002,Mar 28, 2016

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