1. When you hang around whales whose names you do not know, in places such as zoos, Sea World, or the ocean, be sure to keep your back closest to the nearest exit. If the whales tries to corner you, at least you have a possible exit.
2. If a whale asks you if you'd like to see a sperm whale, the answer is "NO, I do not want to see a sperm whale and YOU SIR are a stranger. I am strong and can defend against your advances."
3. If someone named Shamu comes up to you at a bar/pub, keep your drink close by and stay by friends and do not go with him to the VIP lounge. This individual has been known to spike drinks and use a back room.
4. Stay away from large bodies of salt water or artificial holding tanks in tropical or semi-tropical climates.
5. NEVER EVER get near the blowhole. Always remember that you have the right to say no.
Follow these steps, and I'm sure you'll never have to worry about being raped by a whale. Feel free to speak up about whale rape, it is a topic that few are willing to talk about. But the more people that open up about their experiences, the easier it is for survivors to break the chains and feel that they do not need to keep the secrets that they once had. Please heed my advice, as I'm not only an expert on the topic, but I'm also a survivor of whale rape.
1. When you hang around whales whose names you do not know, in places such as zoos, Sea World, or the ocean, be sure to keep your back closest to the nearest exit. If the whales tries to corner you, at least you have a possible exit.