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jess the mess

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Happy Birthday Dylan! Aug 18, 2015
Happy Birthday Weenie!! I know our friendship is always on and off but you are still one of the funniest people I know on here. I always enjoy group cams with you cos we just blow each other kisses and laugh and no one notices LOL. I'm glad to call you a friend and I hope others can realise one day how great you are and not take you so seriously all the time. I hope you have a really great and fun birthday and you get to win a bb automatic ;)
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sashababy2010 - Ween, we've been friends for many years. I'm glad to have met you & call you a friend. So many people are so mean to you, when they simply just can't take jokes. Thank you for being a great friend, I hope your shop works out tonight, and happy birthday! :) Heavens to Tater Tots! The big 1-6 already! I've really only known you for a year, but we got pretty close in that time frame. Our friendship being toxic is an understatement, because we'd fight over the most frivolous things every single day, yet somehow always end up talking to each other again. At the end of the day, you do know who's there for you, and that's what makes you a Trueueueueuuuueeeee Friennnddddddd.
Candid pic of us celebrating your birthday:
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I'll be leaving soon, but I hope you MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION TONIGHT because I'll miss ya sis.
#MacNCheesefor2ndchances
#WinterCoatsGalore
#DUNHUNUNNUNUNNUNUNUANANAUANUANAUANUNUAU

devinwithparasites - Dylan ur dumb and gay I hope your birthday is terrible and miss agatha trunchbull throws you by your hair across the playground you dumb bitch. Happy birthday I guess hope you get the biggest slice of cake (Which you will bc no friends to share it with)

rosemaria - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DYLAN!!!! I love you so much we've grown very close over the past couple months and you're honestly one of my closest friends on this site! I love when you make fun of me, jojo and eoin! You crack me up every fucking day and am I glad to call you one of my best god damn friends?! FUCK YES I AM! < 3

lexxxy - Dylan i fucking love you. I remember we first met when you used to be a skype game host and ever since we have become such close friends. I think you're hilarious and such a loyal friend and i have had such an amazing time these last few years with you. I am always there for you and we always enjoy fucking with people *cough* making jojo fall through the tiles on roblox *cough*

I hope you have an amazing B-Day babes ;)

- Pippa

absol - Dylan-- Happy Birthday! You've been one of my closest friends on this site for a while now, and you're always hilarious and fun to talk to. Grats on us dating xx

bigdizzleyomama - Dylan you are one of my favorite people on this site and even through all of our fighting and arguing we can still be friends and I have one last thing to say PUT DOWN THE HOT POCKET GET THOSE HIGH NIKE SOCKS ON And SLAP ON SOME OVERALLS OR COVERALLS BECAUSE ITS TIME TO FROOKS

gardenia - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DYLAN!!! :))) we’ve been friends for a long while now and it sucks that we don’t really talk much! you’re a pretty fun and chill guy even though we’ve had some downfalls from HG (throwback to me arrowing you out with 93 arrows xx). love ya pal and i hope you have an AMAZING day!!

cutieamy - Halloween you are such a queen! I love the small conversations we have because you always tend to make me laugh. I consider you a good friend for still being on my side although I shaded you in hunger once, LOL. Happy birthday and I hope you have a wonderful day!

austinrules6969 - happy birthday dylan!! we've known each other for almost four years now and i absolutely love you. we fight sometimes and say things, but i absolutely adore you and consider you a great friend. you're an awesome person and i hope you have the best birthday. love you!!!

zachbbs - dylan ur a handful! but Ily! And you know it!

lemjam6 - Oh Dylan, we have our ups and downs but you know i love you. You’re psycho, but so am i. I am really gonna miss you when i go to college, youre one of my favorite people to go on call with because youre funny as fuck. ILY have a great day

jeriber - HAPPY BDAY DYLAN UR IN THE CASH CAB. JIZZY AND SPOOFY MISS YOU. From- piece of pot

itsaustin - Dylan you are a flop mess and you starve yourself to fit into your knee-high Nike socks. On your birthday I wish you a shop, a frooks win and to go skill it in the park with Kobe. We met probably in a clique frooks or a Skype game and we have been friends ever since. I'm going to buy you a cake with the pictures reality tv queens all over it and I will write the message "Skylords big brother 1, you thought" on the top. Can't wait for you to yell at me to join hunger during math class next month. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DYLAN! xo

notafraid - Happy Birthday Dylan :) I love you you're amazing :) you always make me laugh when we go on call together.   It sucks that we still haven't played stars yet because we would hands down stir up more drama than this website could handle. Also we are totally meeting up for a road trip one day :)

pureessence - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DYLANNN < 3 hope you have an absolutely amazing day and that you get a shit ton of gifts because you deserve them! :) love you!!!

macken - ween you are hilarious and so funny on call. People misjudge you a lot but you are so nice and so funny. Big brother automatic? Survivor automatic? Tar automatic? SANDCASTLES AUTOMATIC?

eoin - Omg Dylan, happy birthday < 3 you know ily but not in a romantic way (I still pray for #Eoween ) but I know it will never happen, I'm getting upset now so I'll just leave it with happy birthday!

somebodyawesome - Hey FRIENDO! You get a bad rep over games, because ultimately people can’t accept that it’s a website (TB to us meeting over me trying to arrow you out in my first hunger!) The fortune machine has declared that we’re not gonna work but at least we can premade in frookies and the first half of Skype games :*
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sosyomomma - Dylan you're seriously one of the funniest people I know, you don't care about anything and I love it, I'm feeling verrrrrrrrrrrrrry confident you're going t have an awesome day bud,happy birthday

sjsoccer88 - Dylaween! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I am glad to be your friend. I enjoy your carefree attitude in games and you always make me and everyone else in cya laugh. A lot of people don't get to see the true you and I am glad I have gotten to. Most of the things you say are in fun and the way you approach life is something to admire. I hope your birthday is awesome and a good one! Enjoy it :)

andalarew_2231 - Happy Birthday Ween. I love you so much. You are really funny, You are a Great Friend. Honestly we used to have this hatred for eachother, and now We are Extreamly close. You are one of my best friends. I love u with all my heart < 3

teddybear - HAPPY BIRTHDAY EX-ALMOST HUSBAND < 33 We haven't talked in forevs, but I think you're awesome. Idk why you get shit said about you, because you've always been a nice guy to me and you're pretty funny to chat with. I hope you have a great day, ILY!

cfff - Happy Birthday Dylan! We have been friends for a while now and all i can say tengaged wouldnt be exciting if u werent on it. You can be one the craziest people to play games with but its always hilarious watching you play. Have a great day! #saywhatyouneedtosay #truefriend

chilltownbb7 - Happy birthday dylan! It's been great getting to know you recently and hope you have a great day!

turney1805 - Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. There are times that you can be a massive cunt and there times that you are alright. You have an odd sense of humor, and I have never met someone who finds so many things funny. At times it can be annoying, but a part of me finds it endearing and amusing. So many times in life, people forget to take time to just have a good laugh, but you dont seem to forgot that. I dont know how I would describe our friendship, its an odd one LOL. You came for me in Stars but we had such a great time in Hunger. Anyways, I'm gonna stop rambling, and I hope you have a happy birthday!

bamold1999 - Happy Birthday Dylan, we have been really close lately and you are actually nice if people get to know you. Playing that stars was so fun and I think it brought us closer together. Hope you have a great birthday

lolitaxo - Happy birthday Dylan! x I hope you have an amazing birthday my lil black widow, I know we've had our issues and such but it's fine hun. Enjoy your birthday. :*

electraviv - Queen Ween, you slay me so hard. I'm so glad I can call you one of my closest friends on Tengaged and we are both #TeamLoyal no matter what. You are beautiful inside and out to me, and I love you Ween! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday Quinn! Aug 14, 2015
I thought you would see this while with me so I could see your reaction, but Happy Birthday Quinn! I love you and I hope your birthday can come close to being just as amazing as you. Thanks for being such an amazing, genuine, sweet, and perfect person that you are. I am glad to have met you and be as close to you as I am and I would not change it for the world. You deserve such good things for how lovely a person you are. I would write more, but you actually have a card with my full message. So Happy Birthday Quinn! xx chilltownbb7

hwest14 - Bby Quinn...where to begin? Oh yeah HAPPY BIRTHDAY. You're my all-time, absolute best friend on Tengaged, and idk if I would have stayed on the site as long as I did if it weren't for you. We have so many great times...like you cheering me on in stars when you were a noob..then 2 years later beating me in a stars poll. And I'll never forget the night you lost your virginity irl and immediately texted me ;). You're basically the realest of the real, and I'll never forget our friendship, so I hope your birthday is the best day ever!! =]
P.S. Can't wait to meet up and have more fun than you and Jessica did ;)

lemjam6 - Happy Birthday to probably the nicest person i have ever met. You are surrounded by so many mean people and so much negativity in CYA, and you still never have a rude word to say about anyone. I am so happy Houston introduced us that one day, and i am happy that you have become more talkative. I really enjoy going on calls with you and talking to you, and i especially love your big brother opinions. You and Jess are my favorite couple ever, please let me attend your wedding. I love you bff, have a great day < 3

turney1805 - Quinn! Happy Birthday Man! Outside of your loser tendencies, I guess you're alright. I mean, its just unfortunate that Jess has to be saddled with loser like you, but hey that's life! Kidding, of course! But for real, you're an awesome person and so genuine. It's very rare that you find someone on Tengaged who is genuinely nice or stays true to who they are, but you do that. I have enjoyed getting to know you these last few months, and you're an amazing friend to have! I hope you have an AMAZING birthday, and cheers for another great year. Take care buddy ily < 3

macken - Quinn my lovely boyfriend xo You are literally one of the nicest people to meet on tengaged and never have a bad bone to say about anyone. Playing little alchemy was so much fun and you better still be looking for them updates!!!! Anyone I hope you have an AMAZING day and hopefully Jessica doesn’t steal you away from me:( but its okay! because you will end up with me< 3 Ily xxxx

hipposunite - Happy Birthday Quinn! I still remember us meeting when I was a noob and we were really good friends back then. We haven't talked in awhile, but you're still one of my favorite people on tengaged and I would love to talk to you again. I hope you have a great day and I wish you nothing but the best!

seana86 - Quinn, you are hands down one of the sweetest people, you are a major part of 50 SOB and I wish you the best birthday ever :)

answerable - Hey Quinn, ily even if we don't get many chances to talk now, happy birthday bro

africanwoman - Happy birthday Quinn!! Enjoy your day and when I come to America you can finally take me on a date and make out ;)

clueliz - Chill you are such a sweet and awesome person. It seems like I have known you forever. I am so excited that you joined 50 shades and became part of the frat. . I hope you have an amazing birthday! :) We will have to catch up soon :)

halloween - happy birthday bro i am sending this on behalf of ojani not johnny he says have a good birthday pal

rosemaria - HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUINN!!!!! < 3 I know we haven't talked much, but besides your horrible big brother opinions you seem like a cool ass guy and I hope you have a FANTASTIC day on your birthday! :D

eoin - Hey Quinn, Happy Birthday man! Have a great day! Really like going on CYA calls with you and I hope now that you're a year older you'll be on more :P (Sorry Quinn I suck at these :D)

tyleror - Happy Birthday Quinn!! You are such a great guy, and an amazing game player! We haven't spoken much since we played stars together but you made it such a fun week and I was so glad to have made a friend like you, I hope your birthday is amazing :)

damo1990 - Hey Quinn, We dont talk to much but I hope you have a great day on your birthday. Enjoy the celebrations :D

sosyomomma - Happy birthday to one of the nicest, genuine and down to earth person on this site Quinn. You always have the greatest sense of humor and never take anything too serious. You're nice to everyone no matter what and I admire you for it.   You also have an 11inch uncut penis and that's awesome. Happy birthday my man, have an amazing one.

piddu - happy birthday!!!!

admir - Hey Chilltownbb7 aka Quinn queen,
You can say goodbye to your nineteen
You're 'bout to enter your second decade
On Tg, a big blog is going to be made.

You're honest and kind
An ally and a friend
I hope you don't mind
That this song has to end.

So happy 20th birthday
I wish you change many cars
Now I need to go
Support me in my next Stars! < 3

supergoten - happy birthday quinn! you've been an amazing friend and ally in 50sob! and we definitely need to play another game again soon, it's been way too long < 3

southernsong - Quinn! You're definitely one of the best users on the site. You have a great heart and are someone I definitely trust and consider a friend on here. Few people are as real and chill as you on here, and that's a pretty cool thing! Happy Birthday!

cfff - Happy Birthday Quinn!It has been great getting to know you for the last few months. You are a fun guys to talk to and we should def talk more. Have a great day!

bamold1999 - Quinn, I know we aren’t that close anymore but I do consider you one of my good friends. I love talking to you and you’re just a really nice person. Happy Birthday!

oreo270 - Happy Birthday Quinn! Hope you have a great day because you deserve it. I remember when I first met you on a call except I didn't really talk. But then we messaged a little and I got to know you, you were someone I could talk to about stuff and you taught me a few things. But the best memory I have is a couple months back when we skype called for a long time with Jess and just played some games, well until I got in trouble, but ya great night. I miss you.

austino15fffan - QUINN~ We really don't speak too much, and we've only played the one Stars game, but that one game was such a blast to play that it makes up for how much we don't talk. I rarely bond with people so close in games, but every conversation I had with you in stars was so genuine and wonderful, that it'll always make that game special to me. Happy Birthday to you! And next time I see you on my suggested friends on facebook, maybe I'll have to go ahead and click add! Hope you have a wonderful day, love you, and stay straight:]

faygo - Quinn you're probably the nicest person in CYA and fun to play games with .. happy B-day

zachboy967 - You're a very nkce guy, alwaysy helpful, and you helped my charity. Thank you for everything you've done and happy birthday man

vannynessa19 - Quinn, It has been so long since we have last spoken; however, I know that you are still that same awesome awkwardly funny guy you were when you were 17! I cannot believe you're 20 now! Time goes by waaaay too fast! I still remember most of our stupid conversations and how much we were glued to out computers back then xD! Also all those castings we did and what not. I am so happy that I met you. You truly made an impact. You were there for me inside and outside of this frivolous game and at the end of the day I knew I could always count on you; whether it was for the friendship I had in you or your wit. You are such an amazing person who carries themselves with the most quintessential mannerism. Do not ever change who you have always been. Jessica is fortunate to have found someone like you! I hope the best for you both! Have fun on your special day, Quinn! - Vanessa

survivorrocks - Happy Birthday Bro. Hope you get turnt up and wish you many more wishes

gentlemang - Happy Birthday Quinn!!! I hope you have an amazing day because you truly deserve it considering you are an AMAZING person. I never thought we'd be friends, but you got added to CYA one day and we started talking and stuff and I really liked you. You are a genuine person with a good heart. I've never heard you say anything bad about anyone no matter how mean they can be to you and I respect that. Anyways, thanks for being a great person and always being positive, enjoy your special day! ^_^
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TG MEET UP 9 Jul 15, 2015
This is probably my most important and special tengaged meet up I've ever had and looked forward to. I know I will get mocked or criticized for this blog cos of the type of people that are on this website, but i honestly couldn't care less.

This past weekend I finally got to meet someone I care deeply about and it was the most perfect amazing time ever. We went and saw The Gallows, went to Six Flags (a popular amusement park), went to a baseball game,  saw Jurassic World, went to the mall, and caught up on bb17 together. (which was rlly cute btw!!!!!!) We sang along to the radio in the car together and held hands practically the whole time.

As I said before, everything was perfect and amazing, as well as chilltownbb7 being perfect and amazing. I can't wait till next month to be with him again for his birthday, when I already miss him so much.

I will stop before I make this too cringe-worthy. I will just end this with one word, Amazing.

here are a few selfies out of the lot we took LOL

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SUPPORT JDOG Jul 2, 2015


Also my nomination vlog below

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/owlb0ned/6504431/nominated-7th-vlog
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SUPPORT JDOG Jul 2, 2015


please save me in the poll below, I'd be very thankful.

http://www.tengaged.com/poll/bigbrother-game-136988

Checkout my other vlog

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/owlb0ned/6505047/my-message-cast
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Short Nominated for 9th Vlog Jul 1, 2015
Thanks for all the support and saves so far!!!!!! :)



I don't want to write a long ass paragraph talking about what I've done in the game because I feel like no one ever really reads those. I basically was able to avoid this set for as long as I could and I've made moves that have helped benefit my gameplay. If you save me, I would be beyond thankful.

HERE'S A LOOK INTO THE STARS HOUSE BTW



Save me by not clicking my button in the link below < 3
http://www.tengaged.com/poll/bigbrother-game-136988
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