[3:54:45 AM] Carson: Ali dick stuck in my bumhole, HELP
[3:59:07 AM] Carson: Hes grabbing the butter now
[4:00:19 AM] Carson: I hope he doesnt get pissed if i fart
[4:01:41 AM] Carson: He broke my backdoors
[4:03:12 AM] Jess McKenzie: NO KEEP AT IT
[4:03:17 AM] Jess McKenzie: I JUST MIHT PISS MYSELF
[4:03:31 AM] Carson: He said the same thing
[4:03:39 AM] Jess McKenzie: LOL
[4:03:58 AM] Carson: I swear i felt a drip or 2
[3:33:13 AM] Carson: Sry i fell asleep while wanking
[3:34:26 AM] Kiren: ive done that
[3:34:31 AM] Kiren: usually when im really stoned
[3:34:42 AM] Zak: yeh same bro haha 420 blaze it
[3:35:05 AM] le brat.: WEED < 3
[3:35:14 AM] Zak: ANNIKA < 3
[3:35:31 AM] Carson: 40 mph wanking, starting to sweat (:|
[3:36:13 AM] Kiren: i missed 4/20
[3:36:30 AM] Zak: too busy lifting weights all day, I'm sure.
[3:37:01 AM] Carson: Yeah hes a ufc fighter too
[4:16:51 AM] Kiren: i like pussy
[4:16:56 AM] Alex yellowunicorn: I got a manpussy
[4:16:57 AM] Alex yellowunicorn: same shit
[4:17:04 AM] Alex yellowunicorn: but I don't bleed every month
[4:17:08 AM] ❀ flower power. ❀: a hole is a hole kiren.
[4:17:15 AM] Alex yellowunicorn: and I got a tight one
[4:17:21 AM] Alex yellowunicorn: but lets make it untight
[2:44:36 AM] Carson : U should watch Brokeback mountain
[2:44:42 AM] *** #Angelica A.K.A MeDuncan has left ***
[2:45:37 AM] Jess Mckenzie: whats dat
[2:46:11 AM] Carson : Its a gay movie, literally about 2 gay dudes. Its so gayyy
[2:46:39 AM] Carson : Has gay sex and everything ugh
[2:46:47 AM] Jess Mckenzie: ur fav
[2:46:49 AM] Jess Mckenzie: ?
[2:47:13 AM] Carson : Yes i wank my balls off to it
[2:47:21 AM] Carson : Cum everywhere!
[2:47:41 AM] Carson : Tv, my clothes, my face, my dad
[2:23:41 AM] A L I: hug?
[2:23:56 AM] Carson : fuck no, ur gonna strap a bomb on my back
[2:24:15 AM] Carson : no offense tho
[5:39:40 AM] #Terra A.K.A MeDuncan: because Y is the 23rd letter of the alphabet
[5:39:44 AM] #Terra A.K.A MeDuncan: *24th
[5:39:47 AM] #Terra A.K.A MeDuncan: 25th
[6:05:08 PM] Charlie/Vans ¬_¬: big jess mckenzie, aka owlb0ned on tengaged,
try 2 call her on skype, always engaged,
she is the best, i love her the most,
i really want her to break my bed post ;) ;) ;)
[6:07:01 PM] Charlie/Vans ¬_¬: we could like ghetto it up and be like
[6:08:09 PM] Charlie/Vans ¬_¬: eugh yeah, jess you're the best, bitches and fucking me and other swear words,
everyone over bitch ass mother fucker are stupid turds,
fuck the bitches 4/20 blaze it woo yeah clucking,
jess can be jackson, ill be macaully cluckin
[6:09:10 PM] Charlie/Vans ¬_¬: then like *shoots a pistol in the air multiple times*
[6:09:10 PM] Charlie/Vans ¬_¬: FOR REAL
[6:09:24 PM] Charlie/Vans ¬_¬: YEA DAWG
[9:17:34 PM] Suzy: i like jess the most :$
[2:14:54 AM] Jake [Jakehou97]: I WILL GO PLAY FOOTBALL AT 2AM TO PROVE I AM A MAN
[9:05:10 AM] Tom/Helen: You're my favourite McKenzie
i wanna make a sextape with you owlb0ned ♥
Sent by LeXXXy,Jun 4, 2013
[5:34:56 AM] Makaveli: jess why are you so hot
[1:53:10 AM] annika.: you english sex god.
[5:58:25 PM] nick24678: i ccant nom u wtf
[5:58:50 PM] Jess McKenzie: why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[5:58:57 PM] nick24678: i fucking love u
[12:17:26 AM] Ali: who is
[12:17:30 AM] Ali: fuckfuckcumcum?
[12:17:38 AM] Jess McKenzie: me
[12:17:38 AM] Pierce (DaBOMB): idk
[12:17:43 AM] Ali: not irl jess
[5:58:25 PM] nick24678: i ccant nom u wtf
[5:58:50 PM] Jess McKenzie: why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[5:58:57 PM] nick24678: i fucking love u
[12:17:26 AM] Ali: who is
[12:17:30 AM] Ali: fuckfuckcumcum?
[12:17:38 AM] Jess McKenzie: me
[12:17:38 AM] Pierce (DaBOMB): idk
[12:17:43 AM] Ali: not irl jess
