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mikedistanz

mikedistanz's blog

  1. i bought blood red.
  2. my new level!
  3. i'm going to prom.
  4. thank you betters.
  5. well,
  6. it's been one hell of a ride!
  7. nominated in all-stars.
  8. hooray!
  9. beeeeeeep.
  10. woot woot!
  11. i found this hilarious.
  12. seriously?
  13. omg.
  14. i is back.
  15. don't make brooke angry!
  16. thank youuuuu.
  17. stars 84, phew! *wipes forehead*
  18. phanne peed on a stick.
  19. what's going on in stars 84?
  20. most pathetic person ever.
  21. guess what?
  22. happy birthdayyyyy.
  23. want to know?
  24. list of importance.
  25. learning with kelly!
  26. oh,
  27. hey!
  28. since someone in my castings,
  29. wanted: boobs or cleavage!
  30. grr.
  31. my e-love drama!
  32. i think..
  33. sixteenth place ftw!
  34. when i first joined tengaged..
  35. yes! finally!
  36. who i like most on tengaged - the list.
  37. omg, i bought a new dog!
  38. i am..
  39. my avatar is evolving!
  40. all this started.

mikedistanz's blog

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Posts 225 posts

my e-love drama! May 21, 2010
imageEnragedBeauty (Vikki) and I were e-married on May 22, 2009. We are coming up on our one year anniversary and I would like to clear the air of what has happened within this past year.

At our e-wedding, three different men tried to steal her away from me, including our priest. I gave up and she managed to pull me back in so we performed a quickie and I was too cheap for a honeymoon.

During our rough couple months after, there were rumors swirling about me with other men :O NEWSFLASH: THIS IS SO TRUE!

I have been e-intimate with:
TheGreatXL, Matthew09, InfinitySurvivor, karim, Lexxu, FrankTurner and woodchuck08 because I was drugged.

But I decided I liked girls again soo I was with..
peenk for a hot, one night rendezvous &
PrincessTeePee for a fat showmance!

If I forgot anyone else, please inform me because I was drunk half the time. I was actually married to karim only a few months ago, but he left me after stars cause he didn't need me anymore. Tramp!

But I would like to announce that Vikki and I are doing fine now and any of you haters talking ish about me will be handled with. Stay out of our e-business and leave us alone!

PS. This is obviously a joke, just for lulz.
;)
Points: 494 38 comments
i think.. May 10, 2010
corey would sell his mother for T$.
Points: 526 22 comments
sixteenth place ftw! May 9, 2010
it's not as bad as i thought it would be XD

brad qwert lonlee hoodie kris vanity FTW.
corey FTL XD




my friends are the best!


MoreBeastThanYou awh, I'm sad for mike :(. Now who's the eskimo

andychuck08 YOU ALL ARE SELFISH...EVICTING HIM JUST SO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY HAVE ROOM TO MOVE AROUND IN THE STARS HOUSE!!
Points: 369 24 comments
when i first joined tengaged.. May 8, 2010
the people in the hall of fame had 4, 5, 600 karma at the most
and i thought i'd never get there.

now i have 1000 and im at the bottom of the hall of fame LMAO
good luck to everyone aiming for a spot :')
Points: 194 11 comments
yes! finally! May 8, 2010
HIT 1000 KARMA! :')

http://www.tengaged.com/user/mikedistanz
Points: 208 26 comments
who i like most on tengaged - the list. May 5, 2010
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18922. dav_o_79
18923. GurlBai
18924. Mielz
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