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my e-love drama!

4thMay 21, 2010 by mikedistanz
imageEnragedBeauty (Vikki) and I were e-married on May 22, 2009. We are coming up on our one year anniversary and I would like to clear the air of what has happened within this past year.

At our e-wedding, three different men tried to steal her away from me, including our priest. I gave up and she managed to pull me back in so we performed a quickie and I was too cheap for a honeymoon.

During our rough couple months after, there were rumors swirling about me with other men :O NEWSFLASH: THIS IS SO TRUE!

I have been e-intimate with:
TheGreatXL, Matthew09, InfinitySurvivor, karim, Lexxu, FrankTurner and woodchuck08 because I was drugged.

But I decided I liked girls again soo I was with..
peenk for a hot, one night rendezvous &
PrincessTeePee for a fat showmance!

If I forgot anyone else, please inform me because I was drunk half the time. I was actually married to karim only a few months ago, but he left me after stars cause he didn't need me anymore. Tramp!

But I would like to announce that Vikki and I are doing fine now and any of you haters talking ish about me will be handled with. Stay out of our e-business and leave us alone!

PS. This is obviously a joke, just for lulz.
;)

Comments

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Sent by imxrated93,May 21, 2010
If you fall for me, I'm not easy to please. I might tear you apart.
Sent by dav_o_79,May 21, 2010
LOL
Sent by MarkiePoo,May 21, 2010
u forgot about andychuck lol
Sent by karim,May 21, 2010
I cant believe you haven't been e-intimate with me bitch :)
Sent by Presumed,May 21, 2010
best love story ever <333 +6

please vote for me? :)
http://www.tengaged.com/group/2303/poll/poll-1-part-2-26449
Sent by lemonsalsa,May 21, 2010
poke and tickle the hot large belly button's
Sent by FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT,May 21, 2010
Jealous.
Sent by Mynamescooler,May 21, 2010
marco will not be pleased
Sent by FrankTurner,May 21, 2010
SMH LOL!
Sent by AntNikiaBonnie,May 21, 2010
lmfao mike
Sent by Savcodushe,May 21, 2010
almoooooooost a year!
Sent by coolndcomfy,May 21, 2010
you're such a slut, wouldnt expect anything less :)
Sent by Emmaleigh,May 21, 2010
is she good in bed?
Sent by blogs,May 21, 2010
VERY.
Sent by mikedistanz,May 21, 2010
lool
Sent by tymu888,May 21, 2010
yay i love you two <3
Sent by MattyBB9,May 21, 2010
lolololol
Sent by skyblue2005,May 21, 2010
+7 luls
Sent by OliverPopsticle,May 21, 2010
WHAT!?!?  I LOVE HOW YOU DON'T EVEN MENTION OUR LITTLE HOT RENDEZVOUS!  HOPE YOU'RE FUCKIN HAPPY NOW, MIKE!  *runs off in tears*
Sent by peenk,May 21, 2010
lmao ...   by the way you are in trouble because she has your guys anniversary being tomorrow !!  =o  and i know me and her started going out irl a bit after your e-wedding..lol ..... you so in trouble mister.. muahahaha
Sent by PackingCub,May 21, 2010
I thought it was the 25th!? Ut-oh.
Sent by mikedistanz,May 21, 2010
+7
Sent by IvulyJen,May 21, 2010
LMFAO it is tomorrow! Go check the wedding, you'll see LOL

<33333 ya hun!
Sent by EnragedBeauty,May 21, 2010
I love youuuuu.
Sent by tennisallstar94,May 21, 2010
lol
Sent by supergoten,May 21, 2010
oh hell to the no u werent drunk that time with me.! :o but i bet i was the best one night stand.! :p good luck to u n e.b.! :)
Sent by Matthew09,May 21, 2010
You forgot to mention our Fat Showmance :O
Sent by PrincessTeePee,May 21, 2010
LOL
Sent by analieghbrie,May 21, 2010
lol
Sent by JustMe,May 21, 2010
LOL
Sent by BlueLagoon506,May 21, 2010
+10
Sent by Coin,May 21, 2010
+5
Sent by SeaKing,May 21, 2010
I didn't get one of those nights :( awww....
Sent by Tevin1001,May 21, 2010
plussed
Sent by Megan,May 21, 2010
Will the soup operas "Phenomenal's Gaymance" and "My e-love drama" merge for an special episode?

Staring:
Phenomanimal
Jhay
lala303
mikedistanz
Enragedbeauty
Sent by WillyEx,May 21, 2010
once you touched my boobs .. but most people can't help themselves. I'll cover them from now on
Sent by Genevere,May 22, 2010
an e-joke!! i love those!
Sent by bibbles,May 22, 2010

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