my e-love drama!
4thMay 21, 2010
- EnragedBeauty (Vikki) and I were e-married on May 22, 2009. We are coming up on our one year anniversary and I would like to clear the air of what has happened within this past year.
At our e-wedding, three different men tried to steal her away from me, including our priest. I gave up and she managed to pull me back in so we performed a quickie and I was too cheap for a honeymoon.
During our rough couple months after, there were rumors swirling about me with other men :O NEWSFLASH: THIS IS SO TRUE!
I have been e-intimate with:
TheGreatXL, Matthew09, InfinitySurvivor, karim, Lexxu, FrankTurner and woodchuck08 because I was drugged.
But I decided I liked girls again soo I was with..
peenk for a hot, one night rendezvous &
PrincessTeePee for a fat showmance!
If I forgot anyone else, please inform me because I was drunk half the time. I was actually married to karim only a few months ago, but he left me after stars cause he didn't need me anymore. Tramp!
But I would like to announce that Vikki and I are doing fine now and any of you haters talking ish about me will be handled with. Stay out of our e-business and leave us alone!
PS. This is obviously a joke, just for lulz.
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