because it wasn't funny enough. I'm going to take some time to hone my craft and return with a good joke on world conflicts in 5-7 business days 
out into the universe to the worker at dunkin who gave me the 2 donuts i ordered for free... just to gag me again when i opened the bag cause there are 4 DONUTS in here. she pleasantly surprised me twice i owe her my life 
Inshallah I will never join another game again and stay at my beautiful round number of 6000 karma forever. 
but greyhound is so troll oh my GODDD why did I get notified that my bus was 3 hours late 5 mins before the departure time?? they didn't know before I got to the station that the bus is in another city??? this is my 3rd time taking greyhound and I've never taken a bus with less than a 2 hour delay like what is going on. this has to be common right cause it happens every time... sticking with Amtrak from now on