Tomorrow will mark my 5th tengaged birthday! I honestly find it shocking I've been on this shitty site for half a decade, but here I am!
On September 15th 2018, I was surfing the web looking for somewhere to play a Survivor game online. I didn't know what ORGs were back then, so I guess it was just blind chance that I stumbled onto tengaged. I also discovered Zwooper, but decided that tengaged looked considerably less ugly so I joined this site instead. When I learned that I couldn't play Survivor right away, I left. I lost interest and decided to go somewhere else, but I didn't find anywhere so I came back here and joined my first game a day later. I was completely inactive during it, and this was my first time experiencing the pain of time zones I would soon have to get used to :/
I joined my first group game shortly after - #Cereal222's Survivor (I can't remember the theme) where I found my first immunity idol! I also got called a cunt by OhNatalie , which was the first time I had been called such a thing and I was very offended at the time. I ultimately finished in 10th after a rock draw went south </3
My first MAJOR game I joined was that hosted by @#edskanto#Bvance1212 and #NoobSmoke13, where I also met my first tengaged friend that wasn't a molester (flashbacks to #TaraG), Robson704 ! I really had no grasp of Survivor strategy at this point, because my knowledge of the game was based entirely off of Gabon, the only season I had seen up until that point. Somehow, I got second, so I count that as an absolute win considering I had no idea what I was doing!
In 2019, I joined TWSC, and later, TSC. I met Ryan5676 among many other players from this world, and some of you still remain my closest tg besties to this day!
Over the years, I also had the chance to play in many memorable games, such as three seasons of NanoNerd 's Big Brother, #SurvivorFan37's many formats, #Tunertin's many formats (where I managed to win my first ever game!), and much more recently, CoachWade 's Survivor x2, and 100 Days Of Voting 4 which I won (PIT WAS ROBBED). Along the way I also met many great friends who I am going to tag lower down in the blog! Hellocat introduced me to the music games of tengaged, which is for the most part what has kept me invested in this site, and without them I think I would've left and gotten a life quite a long time ago <3
I also got to play Stars, and lost by 0.6% (I'm never playing that evil fucking game again), as well as 298 other games which I was...pretty inactive for on the whole. Maybe I'll play my 300th game soon, or maybe I'll leave it at 299 just for funsies!
So...that brings us to today! If I could be bothered I guess I would go over every single memorable moment I can conger up, but I think I've covered most of the stuff I need to! There's a lot of people I want to tag here so I guess it's going to get messy so here we go!
To some of my oldest friends on this site, thank you: #Robson704 #DracoMalfoy (Long inactive, but the first person I ever friended!)
Tester (the first person I think I ever communicated with on this site)
ColinCoco (I hate you actually but let's pretend we're friends for the cameras)
J4ckWilko (I can't remember how we met but hello!)
Systrix (Also can't remember how we met but ily!) #FireX (You were the reason we went to rocks in my first group game LMFAO <3)
To the friends I met a little later in my journey: #Ryan5676 #NanoNerd
Jameslu
Tswiftlover13
CocoVanderbilt
Mrkk #Stuartlittle16
Mbarnish1
Vessas #CoachWade #NicoleF
Mbarnish1 (Fuck you Matt Barnish)
Pit0709
(Sorry, I have so many people I want to tag I could be here all night if I didn't stop myself)
And finally, to #Avalon (long inactive) BB5Lover Kiki4ever MmabatlokoaMolefe Adamslater19 I'm aware we don't exactly see eye to eye, but I really don't give a shit about our past issues so the hatchet on my side has been long buried (if any of you even remember I exist at this point it's been a while)
Thank you for reading this far <3 I got a lovely 5th birthday present in the form of the WALL COMP and a huge house blowup so thank you Big Brother for making this day extra special <3
My name is Cirie Lopez-Wurtenberger. I'm from the year 2050, and I was conceived in the Big Brother house. I have travelled back in time to stop an apocalyptic event that will go on to destroy our world; Jared winning Big Brother 25
You see, shortly after Jared wins in my timeline, a series of violent riots break out around the US, later spreading to the world fueled by the public's anger of his win. Before we know it, entire cities are burning to the ground, and hundreds of thousands around the world are dying. The fires start to get worse because of global warming, and small fires soon turn into raging wildfires across the globe. Eventually, the entirety of the United States goes up in flames, shortly followed by the rest of the world. A small group of survivors, including my parents America and Cory, have set up refuge in a Northern part of Greenland. Along with them is the Big Brother time ray, which they have used to send me back in time to stop Jared Fields from winning, and saving the world from this apocalyptic event. I have not come alone, however...
Mecole is one of us, however, her connection is struggling to establish itself, meaning she is only in the house for half the time as she keeps glitching back to the future in which we come from. If Mecole and I fail my mission, then the world will fall into an apocalyptic era, so we better hope Mecole succeeds!
Should Mecole fail her mission, we have one final option to stop Jared from entering the house, but it's sadly not a good one. We must kidnap Jared at birth, take him to a far away land, and make sure he never hears the words "Big Brother".
People of 2023, thank you for reading this. Take care, and be prepared! Should the apocalypse break out, come and join us in Greenland, some of these people are really boring and we need more fun up there <3
I'm not scared the monster living under my bed is going to grab it, I'm scared a ninja with a fucking katana is going to sneak into my room and cut it off
