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38 Jun 16, 2013: 20th) H&Mily
Starting off our countdown is the winner from Season 5 (Brand Names/Stores) H&Mily. Ever since the casting for this season everyone knew that she would be going far in this competition. With 2 first call-outs and only 1 bottom two appearance, she really did well. As much as I like her, I feel like she isn't much of a star, a deserving winner, but not quite as good as some of her other competitors that season.

19th) Forget-Me-Natalie
At number 19 is Forget-Me-Natalie who placed 6th in season 12 (Flowers). I was not around to be a judge for this season, but I saw her on the chart and was appalled at her only getting 6th. She got 1 first call-out and was sadly eliminated afterwards :(. She was also on the Heroes vs. Villains season starting in the villains group. She made merge but sadly got 9th. Forget-Me-Natalie will always be in our hearts though

18th) Multiple Personatalie
Multiple Personatalie shockingly got 8th on season 11 (Mental Disorders). A season I was not around for, but had I been on, I would've been supporting her all the way. I feel like she was a very underrated contestant. Luckilt she was brought back for our Heroes vs. Villains season as a villain. She did improve, but sadly by only 1 placing and got 7th. She is a superstar and has earned her way in my top 20

17th) Japam
At 17th in our countdown is the winner of season 3 (Countries), Japam! Looking back at the season now, I don't like it as much as I did before, but Japam was a fierce Asian model who constantly did well unlike her fellow Asians Vietnancy and Kyrgystanya. As much as I feel that her runner-up was robbed, I think Japam is wonderful and I can't wait to see her on the all winners season.

16th) Barbadoris
Why it's none other than Japam's runner-up from season 3! I was a huge fan of Barbadoris from day 1. She had a very tropical and ethnic style to her which combined with her experience, made her a force to be reckoned with. Unfortunately she got 2nd her season and was not invited back for All-Stars when people like Swedenise and Vietnancy did *spits*. Barbadoris is very underrated and deserves more recognition than she gets.

15th) Phosphorursula
At 15th we have out first plus-sized model from season 9 (Periodic Table). When she got 3rd place I was very emotional, due to the picking of the judges she was robbed of her final 2 spot with Tungstephanie. Phosphorursula was a beast with consistent performances, she also got the first first call-out in her season. It's a shame she didn't make Heroes vs. Villains, because she is a hero to us all, who showed us that big can be beautiful

14th) Good Frida
Okay this person on this countdown is definitely SHOCKING NOMS. She got last place on season 4 (Holidays) ;(. I feel like she just had so much untapped potential but sadly she got out in the double elimination of week 1. I personally think she is a superstar. Maybe one day she will get her time to shine, but here is as far as I can take her.

13th) Epidemicarly
At 13th is none under than miss OTTNN5 herself who got 9th in season 6 (Natural Disasters). I was the one who made the controversial decision to save her over the two favorites of Volcandice and WildFarrah in a shocking double elimination. Unfortunately this caused all the other judges to come after her. She was robbed of a spot on Heroes vs. Villains, as I think she is the biggest villain of any season ever.

12th) Croutonya
Croutonya is such a diva. A recent favorite of mine who got 5th in season 13 (Condiments). She unfortunately fell to the curse of getting first call-out and eliminated the next week. She not only earned her spot on Heroes vs. Villains on the villains side, but she proved to be the OTTNN5 queen of that season as well. Her elimination against BreadBoxanne for 4th was very sad.

11th) Mental Retardaisy
I AM SO UPSET I WASN'T ABLE TO BE A JUDGE ON THIS SEASON CAUSE THIS NAME IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. Somehow she got 9th on season 11, which I don't understand because in my opinion she was definitely the best one there. Screw that ugly cunt Dyslexie for taking her out. Anyways, she is also an underrated model who never got to reach her full potential. She just misses out on the top 10

10th) CornOnTheCobrianna
Starting off our top 10 is CornOnTheCobrianna. She is a classic model straight from season 1 (Food), where she placed 4th. I think CornOnTheCobrianna is fabulous, she is just so edgy and interesting, but usually slightly outshined by her other fellow models. She did get brought back for our All-Stars season but sadly she only got 8th. CornOnTheCobrianna will always be in our hearts, a classic model loved by all.

9th) Winter Solstacy
Number 9 on our countdown is the winner from season 4 (Holidays). She had such a great story. I was a huge supporter of hers, but in all honesty I was scared of how she would place in this season where there were other clear favorites. I faced that fear when she got eliminated for 6th place. But luckily for her, the judges voted to bring her back where she ended up winning the season. The original comeback kid of these ANTMs. I hope she does well in the all winners season.

8th) Steak N' Shakira
She absolutely dominated the competition in season 7 (Restaurants). Although her race was never specified, I feel like she is from Argentina. Anyways she was able to have 4 first call-outs in her season. She stood out in a competition that was dominated by the McDonna and Burger Kendra conflict. She is my top support for the all winners season. This is the last of any winners on my countdown, but Steak N' Shakira is nothing but fabulous.

7th) McDonna
Another person from the amazing season 7 of restaurants. Her conflict with Burger Kendra was nothing but legendary. I always supported McDonna, unfortunately she got 7th in her first season and Burger Kendra outlasted her. But she redeemed herself when she blew Burger Kendra out of the water in all-stars getting 5th while Burger Kendra got 12th. I wish she could've gotten a win, but she is a legend nonetheless.

6th) Pastatasha
The top 6 was what I found the hardest to rank. Pastatasha is also a classic model, being the runner-up of season 1 (Food). She was always a fan favorite and earned her spot on all stars. Unfortunately she only placed 9th on all stars, being eliminated over future winner, Ramadiane. Pastatasha is very dear to me, and I wish she could've gotten her win, but unfortunately she didn't :(

5th) Walmarsha
How she didn't make win season 5 (Brand Names/Stores) let alone win is beyond me. She was one of those people who constantly did well and that caused people to start hating her. And she was robbed on all stars only getting 10th. I think Walmarsha was another beautiful big girl. She was robbed of her win and I just wish she could've had a win :(

4th) OvenMitsubishi
A classic fan favorite straight from season 2 (Kitchen Appliances) where she got 3rd. OvenMitsubishi was a beautiful Japanese model that I think would've won had she not gotten lost in translation in the final 3. She fortunately did earn a spot in all stars where she unfortunately got 3rd again. Honestly she is so much better than Fourth of Julie, Ramadiane, and Microwaveronica. They're all basic and robbed OvenMitsubishi of a win.

3rd) BreadBoxanne
In my opinion BreadBoxanne is the most underrated contestant ever on the history of SwitchBullies Random.Org ANTM. She did not deserve to get 7th in both season 2 (Kitchen Appliances) and all stars. She did rightfully earn a spot in the heroes group. She once again was robbed and got 3rd. She was always discriminated for being plus-sized, but she is beautiful. Only people with true taste can appreciate her as I do.

2nd) Invasive Speceline
If anyone tells me that Volcandice deserved to win season 6 (Natural Disasters), I say you are wrong, Invasive Speceline is easily the most robbed runner-up of any season ever. She got 3 more first call-outs and was overall the better model. She was rightfully brought back for Heroes vs. Villains as a villain got eliminated week 2, cause people just don't appreciate her beauty. She is very underrated and should have a win. Volcandice is ugly. When Invasive Speceline got 2nd season 6, I left the Switchbullies chat because it was such an injustice.

1st) Golden Carol
The best model to ever grace a SwitchBullies r.org ANTM is clearly Golden Carol. She is the motherly and maternal model who would always be there to help out the other girls. She never let her age be a disadvantage to her. She would keep pushing as hard as she could to make it through. When she got 4th in season 7 (Restaurants) I was almost in tears. I just couldn't believe it. I never thought I would see my Golden Carol go. All the other models were crying as well as they all looked up to Golden Carol as a maternal role model. Golden Carol did earn her spot as a hero on Heroes vs. Villains. She unfortunately got 10th. This blog however is also to bring you the news. Golden Carol has passed away. She couldn't make the reunion show for Heroes vs. Villains because she was very ill. She died just 2 nights ago. This is in tribute to you Golden Carol, the best model ever. You are a legend and the wind beneath all our wings. -starts sobbing-

Honorable Mentions:
Wafelle, Porkayla, IceCreAmy, Spoonanji, Francine, Ramadiane, New Years Evelyn, Flag Dayna, Meteor Sherry, Panera Brenda, NeOnka, PlumBumBrianna, and Tweedinalva,

Link To All Our Seasons: http://www.tengaged.com/blog/BlakeIsBack/2968697/antm; Points: 237 9 comments
37 May 28, 2013: http://i.imgur.com/f8BrQFD.jpg

Coming to you from L'Oréal, the new Switchbully Scalp Cleansing Ash Blast Formula shampoo. We currently have 3 products out for sale with more in development. Not only will the shampoo make your hair sleek and shiny, but the bottle is modern and chic. Blast away that ash, with Scalp Cleansing Ash Blast Formula shampoo.; Points: 478 19 comments
36 May 21, 2013: In this first episode, the Bullies are challenged to build their own lemonade stands and the winning team would be whoever generates the most revenue.

Mahogany selling some lemonade to someone from the LB Chamber: http://i.imgur.com/S3WSPuj.jpg

Khianna goes out of business 2 minutes and 7 seconds in: http://i.imgur.com/hG5F0MJ.jpg

TheGoodMan and KittyTheEmolga await their customers: http://i.imgur.com/BChpmtv.jpg

Me with a somber face to greet the customers: http://i.imgur.com/BciDUnO.jpg

LiteCitrus holding a bowl of Sour Citrus: http://i.imgur.com/sj1wHyd.png

Zoeygasms mixes his lemonade with Clit Soup: http://i.imgur.com/1GWxhtw.jpg

Florina threatens to kill this dog if no one buys from him: http://i.imgur.com/tVQ3a3l.jpg

Chelss and Yaxha use their parents to get the most modern lemonade stand: http://i.imgur.com/pwrltZO.jpg

Olympia stirs the pot: http://i.imgur.com/VmmaCLp.jpg

BlakeIsBack's lemonade is awfully transparent, the FDA may need to check this out: http://i.imgur.com/mz82dWA.jpg

Stering_Butter chugs down his lemonade while GingerPowder and Fembot make a sale to anthony2011class: http://i.imgur.com/xqQlu2I.jpg

obscurity reinvents himself with a portable stand: http://i.imgur.com/KlczWrL.jpg

By the look of that jar ARTPOP seems to be raking it in: http://i.imgur.com/G7LP9gc.jpg

konohavillage1 is serving lemonade and hot couture: http://i.imgur.com/GZJsvpZ.jpg

In all Chelsea and Yax one because they had their parents buy out everything.; Points: 160 9 comments
35 May 9, 2013: After countless days of preparation, the production team has decided to release to the public the intro for the SwitchBullies Show. Coming to Logo TV this Summer.

Starring:
MichelleObama
Florina
mahogany
KittyTheEmolga
BlakeIsBack
Yaxha
chelss
Stering_Butter
anthony2011class
olympia
thegoodman
konohavillage1
Khianna
LiteCitrus
Obscurity
GingerPowder
Zoeygasms
ARTPOP; Points: 367 36 comments
34 Apr 26, 2013: Last night, the SwitchBullies attended the movie premiere event for "The Shade" directed by LiteCitrus. Movie poster seen here: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdiiso3nEL1r5n5jmo1_500.png

We got a few shots at the event let us see them :)

Here we have Yaxha handing out the tickets to those lucky enough to get into the exclusive premiere: http://i.imgur.com/a84gpHP.jpg

Here we have mahogany holding up the golden ticket that he will hide under a seat and the lucky person who wins will win a can of Zoeygasms Condensed Clit Soup http://i.imgur.com/gaUvsH8.jpg

Here we have Yaxha again along with gagaluv selling KittyTheEmolga, chelss, konohavillage1, zoeygasms, and I some yummy treats at the "Shade Bar" http://i.imgur.com/YszdXA1.jpg

Here is Florina and Stering_Butter sharing a nice Pepsi-product :) http://i.imgur.com/ULDTqLK.jpg

Fembot and Flo split their popcorn with each other, because they don't want to eat all the calories, and receive harsh nicknames like "fatty acid" http://i.imgur.com/E73oP61.jpg

Khianna seductively eats her popcorn while posing on the theater seat: http://i.imgur.com/MC5NvmG.jpg

Chelss has a seat with her Kosher Soda: http://i.imgur.com/BlR20G2.jpg

The gang is all here!: http://i.imgur.com/rtLRGB1.jpg

Sterling posts a blog on tengaged about the event, while anthony2011class watches: http://i.imgur.com/rPEDDzV.jpg

TheGoodMan and Khianna share some snacks while watching the scene where Roy regrets rubbing cocoa butter on his knees and struggles to start a fire to burn down the LB Chamber http://i.imgur.com/EJlsCCO.jpg

Cody and Chelsea share a laugh at the scene where I get deported back to Brazil: http://i.imgur.com/mPdQNWH.jpg

BlakeIsBack and James giggle at the scene where mahogany finds out from Dr.Joanna that he has Pre-Diabetes http://i.imgur.com/9bGmCpn.jpg

Florina, GingerPowder, ARTPOP, Anthony, and Torsa are shocked when Cynthia renominates Angelica after Susie Carmichael wins POV in the frooks scene http://i.imgur.com/jqHsR3a.png

obscurity, trust, and olympia put on their 3D glasses for the special scene where Sterling rides his broom over Mt. Gemma during an eruption, flying through the various weaves. http://i.imgur.com/yl0E8Iv.jpg

Jason and Sterling are scared to tears when the villain of the movie's thyroid goes on a rampage and makes everyone fat; Roy is candidly in the background making a kissy face
http://i.imgur.com/62wJOBF.jpg

ART, Roy, and I stay behind to watch the end credits written in comic sans: http://i.imgur.com/wCFsk2m.jpg

Overall it was a great film, Critics gave it 5 stars out of 5 stars. We hope to be nominated for an Oscar soon :); Points: 177 13 comments
33 Apr 26, 2013: Okay so you don't have to like drag or not that's not important, but to discredit it as art is disrespectful.

1) Fashion: People regard fashion designers as artists as they are constantly making new wearable items out of different materials whether they be conventional like fabric, or unconventional like items taken directly from your own home. Many drag queens know how to make/re-invent outfits and wear them on runways, stages, photoshoots, etc. Since there are so many styles of drag, the different kinds of costumes they make are all so unique and different from each other. It takes just as much effort to make a couture dress for a drag queen as a potter sculpting a vase or a bust. Plus the fashion creations made my drag queens are a practical form of art, as it is something that they (or even others including real women) can wear.

Pictures Of Clothing Items Made by drag queens:
http://i.imgur.com/sbnIqHQ.png
http://i.imgur.com/LmecJUl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XRohJY4.png

2) Make-Up: Make-up is basically just painting on yours or someone else's face, and last time I checked paintings are considered art, so why can't a painted face be considered one? Make-up is a very difficult skill for many queens to master as there are so many different ways of doing it and so many different types of make-up (eyeliners, foundations, powders, eye shadows, highlighters. etc.). The purpose of make-up in drag is to create the illusion of a feminine face. Many drag queens spend hours upon hours just working on their face, because they want it to come across as lady-like or androgynous depending on the style of drag. If you are a queen that is skilled with make-up you can make many amazingly creative looks, like the ones shown here below:

http://bit.ly/Y2xQnY
http://bit.ly/12vatEi
http://www.splicetoday.com/vault/posts/0003/4115/tumblr_lzjud2jvSh1rosb88o1_500_large.jpg?1334326257
http://highkixx.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/rpdr406111.jpg
http://bit.ly/ZTKLoP

3) Dancing: Dance is considered an art-form by most people. Well many drag queens are very skilled dancers. Most drag queens are known for putting on lip-syncing shows on stage, depending on the song that they perform to, the performance requires some type of dancing in order to make it entertaining. Here are few videos that show the dancing talents of some drag queens.
http://bit.ly/10ib2x3
http://bit.ly/TYlRBf
http://bit.ly/182diQx

4) Singing: All though drag queens are most recognizable about their lip-syncing performances. Many of them do sing. Last time I checked, singers are also known as ARTISTS. The thing about drag queen music is that most of it is fun and poppy stuff, but there are also some queens that do some very inspirational songs, as RuPaul has done. Also some queens make music in order to address issues that go on in the real world.

http://bit.ly/dhWaU
http://bit.ly/AADhjj
http://bit.ly/yBymAg
http://bit.ly/12v2YNx
http://bit.ly/z6FZf8

5) The Overall Illusion: Drag is not just simply "dressing up as a girl," it is about creating an illusion to mask the masculinity of the male and create a feminine persona with their look and mannerisms. Some people once in drag become unrecognizable as a male once they have completed the illusion. It takes a lot of work, it is not just putting on a dress, heels and make-up. It requires finding/making an outfit/costume that fits the style of drag that the person does, and making sure it is the right size, if it is well put together, etc. Then since males don't have the same curvy figures as women do, they must pad themselves in a way to fit the garment they are going to wear, while also making it look like a proper feminine figure that isn't padded. Also, drag queens, which is very painful way of hiding your male genitalia, if anyone has ever tried they will know how much it hurts. Also, everyone seems to think that walking in heels is something simple, guess what it is not. Half of the struggle is trying to squeeze your male foot into a shoe that was specifically made for a woman. No one can successfully walk with heels on their first time, it takes time and practice just like playing an instrument, learning how to draw, signing, dancing, and any other form of art. It is amazing how a guy can transform into a woman over the course of a few hours. Examples below:

http://www.edgenewyork.com/display/viewimage_story.php?id=113855
http://www.tvgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/04-kenya-michaels-exhausts-me.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3861aBM.jpg
http://www.hipsterwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Chad-Michaels.jpg

All-in-all drag is an art-form which is a combination of many other art forms. It is unique and has been evolving ever since it has started. Yes there are drag queens who are annoying, unpolished, and unfunny; I can think of plenty examples. But, there are so many queens who are so beautiful and multi-talented that are so dedicated to their art-form. I don't care how you feel about them. If you hate them, ok; if you love them, great! But what they do is art and does not deserve to be disrespected. That is all.

Antwane
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