I am Thiccness McChrist and I have something to say. Welcome to Omen’s Drag Race Fashion Photo Ruview, where I will be tooting and booting the lewks from All Stars episode 3! This week, the queens had to form girl groups and produce original songs, so these looks tie in with the theme of their band. Let’s get into it 💪
First, we have ST4, who performed their debut single, ‘The Clinic’:
Opal - https://prnt.sc/k9inj6
I love the red hair combined with the green eyeshadow. The dress fits the kinda ruined theme she was going for; it looks expensive and pretty but well worn lol. She’s barefoot and I wish there was even a simple shoe to go with this, but all in all I get the theme and it’s a pretty corset. TOOT.
Eden Gardens - https://imgur.com/a/fntYphk
So Eden not only has what looks like herpes all over her body, but a xenomorph facehugger on her thigh. On top of this comedy, I love love LOVE the hair, and the outfit is gorg too. TOOT.
Aishah Ali - https://imgur.com/a/6Xurmq3
This is a very classic disco silhouette with a really cool jailbird twist. It’s very fashionable, the hair is sleek and a perfect match, and I love the hat too. TOOT.
Tara Toma - http://imgur.com/c8CNdxI
This is sooo pretty as well! Even though she has needles sticking out of her, Tara looks so pretty here. The skirt is giving me flying saucer realness, and the hair defies gravity in all the right ways. I also love the matching shoes, necklace and hairpiece – it’s quite a subtle thing but props to her for it – and the eyes too! I love her bright alien eyes, perfect for such a retro-futuristic look. TOOT.
Next we have The Matriarchy, with ‘MOMS’:
Plai Statiòn - https://m.imgur.com/VDCugEW
Plai is giving us soccer mom with this song, but this outfit just looks frumpy to me. The hair is boring, the tied bikini feels wrong with the fleece. It gives me jogger mom who didn’t want to put on a top under her jogging suit so just put on a bikini top? I’m not feeling it, so I’ll have to BOOT this.
Kiki Danger - https://m.imgur.com/a/sFMxGtl
Kiki is a speed mom who likes riding dirty. First of all these lips are so scary, but I love the humour in this so much. The massive thighs, the necklace, the boots that look like they could collapse with the weight of those meaty hips. The poses are just brilliant as well. TOOT.
Pamela - https://youtu.be/7JQgiOLfR9o
Pamela is a big ol’ milf, and here she is getting her freak on. I love the massive tits and the classic skirt and fishnets, and the way she shows her pants when she twerks lmao. The hair is giving me her trying to be young again, and the choker looks like an invitation to the daddies in the club. TOOT.
Kamera https://imgur.com/a/onOCcsk
Kamera is our margarita mom! As much as I love margaritas, I can’t say I love his. The dress is nice and all but just feels lacking. The heels don’t really match anything, and while I like the rear view of her ass falling out, the hair looks straggly and flat. BOOT.
Last but not least, The Pastels, with ‘The Spectrum’. I’m guessing that’s not the same spectrum as the one everyone this season is on.
Lilac Lily - https://imgur.com/a/fUPHjBy
So this group all did a kinda corset, boots, wings and bow combo. Lilac is ‘Mother Mint’, and I really like this. I like the hair, the bow is a good size, the corset and boots are nice. The wings look a bit sad and droopy from the front, but the rear view is much better. The mug is sexy, and she looks ready to dance. TOOT.
Jenna Side - https://imgur.com/a/J57CCgL
Jenna is Purple Nurple. I really like this hair, the wings are nice too with the feathered effect. I’m not sure what I think of this group’s decision to all look so similar, I think it made it harder for them each to really pop here. But yeah, it all fits well. The first angle definitely looks a lot better. TOOT.
Miz Diamond - http://imgur.com/I6KeEQK
Here we have Yellow Mellow. I feel like this is quite simple – the hair is nice but not particularly exciting, and the wings look like tinfoil. It doesn’t really have anything about it to make it stand out from the others in the group. Regrettable BOOT.
Miracle Monroe - https://imgur.com/a/skALl92
Lastly, we have Pink Pussy. This is fierce af. These are some proper carnival wings, they’re so cool and make Miracle look like an angel. The bubblegum is also amazing, I wish I could blow gum that said that lol. The hairstyle is really cute as well, it feels very cute but sexy. TOOT.
My top toot of the week is: Miracle Monroe! Yas miss sugar pink. Fly away on the wings on luvvv. One in the pink, and a foetus in the sink.
Trend alert!: Skanky! Dirty nasty hoes. Popping out at parties, making it rain by any means necessary. The lewks these queens exhibited were whorelike. The whore jumped out.
That’s all for today, tune in next time as I fight against my existence in a quest for purpose and peace. Byeeee xoxo
Comments
Yass another TOOT and top TOOT werk
No boots yet hun
No boots yet hun