Heeyyy, it’s freshly crowned winner of S4 of Omen’s Drag Race, Thiccness McChrist here. Since I’m not on the new All-Stars series, I thought I’d come at yall with my unwanted, un-asked-for opinion, so here’s my Fashion Photo Ruvieeeew, where I’ll be tooting and booting the promo lewrks of Omen’s Drag Race All-Stars! Siiiismaaaa
The theme of this promo is Go for the Gold, so these queens are serving up their best gold looks. C’mon shower me with goldenness, henny.
Now a bitch is still white level so I’m saving up for yellow so I can actually tag yall in this lol, but in the meantime here’s this.
First up we have Miracle Monroe (Macda27) - https://m.imgur.com/a/JFgsEhm
I absolutely love this mug. The dark gold face with the black sclera lenses and the silver sparkles is giving me soulless angel robot fish, however this is quite disconnected from the body, which is giving me a kinda comfortable Egyptian queen look. As separate halves I really love them, but maybe would have included more of that dark gold on the body. Nevertheless, this is a really expensive an exciting look, and I give Miracle a big TOOT.
Next we have my S4 sis, Miss Congeniality, Eden Gardens (nijoco) - https://imgur.com/a/AWiTcs0
This is a really gorgeous look, I love these wings with this sexy body piece, the hair is perfect, the body is sexy, and it really fits the theme. I like the concept of the right sleeve and left boot, but I wish the material of the two was more similar for a bit more cohesion. Also the hands are really big lmao but all the better for digging these bitches’ graves with. I give my sis a celestial TOOT.
Next up, Tara Toma (rollingderp) - https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/445266132786610199/463897149852352512/unknown.png?width=202&height=300
This is a long ass hyperlink so maybe use imgur or snaggy in future. This look really pops, I love the contrast of the big golden balls against the black body suit, and I love the position of the balls on the elbows, wrists and knees, and also how they’re different sizes to make it look a lot more editorial and stylish. I’m not crazy about the great big ball in the middle; I can’t tell if it’s a skirt type thing or if it’s a big pregnant belly or what – I would have maybe had a belt instead. The hair is nice but I’m not sure about the tinsel neck piece, it might have been good to feature that somewhere else on the outfit too so it doesn’t look lost. But all in all it’s a really nice, memorable outfit, and it deserves a TOOT.
Now we have Aishah Ali (rory17) - https://m.imgur.com/a/oQY34
Aishah’s mug is stunning as always, and the crown, hair and necklace are all gorgeous. However, one of the main rules of drag is you cannot wrap a piece of fabric (or two) around your waist and call it a look. Maybe a fishtail bottom half or even a mermaid tail would have really worked with the concept Aishah has here, but this big skirt with a belt that looks like a piece of rope is giving me more of Ariel in that white sack than anything else. Maybe that was the plan lol, who knows. This just doesn’t feel like a well-constructed look to me and also doesn’t feature that much gold, so this will have to be a BOOT.
Next up, my F2 babe, Pamela (Analiese) - https://imgur.com/a/1OcqeLr
This is sooo pretty, it’s like Beyoncé and the Statue of Liberty had a lovechild and wrapped it in the stars. The gown is glowing, the mug is radiant, the tits look juicy, the hair is right, the crown perfectly balances the whole thing. This is a huge TOOT for Pamela.
Next we have Opal (AlanDuncan) - https://prnt.sc/k5pnkw
Now the house Opal hails from has a rep for wearing as little as possible, so at least she’s keeping up family tradition. But ay mama, the boobs look ready to fall out, the skirt is too long to be sexy and too plain to be elegant, the hair looks thin and straggly, and the shoes are just not helping. If the skirt was shorter, the shoes were bigger, and maybe there was a hairpiece or just bigger hair then maybe it could work. Opal is a brilliant comedic queen and I have no doubts she’ll rock this season, but for now this is a BOOT from me.
Up next, Lilac Lilly (JustJoeyBtw) - https://m.imgur.com/a/9u282ia
Now I’m not sure if Lilac is usually Simpsons yellow or if that was for the gold theme, but the bright yellow skin is clashing with the dress. This pink dress is really really pretty but I just don’t think it was right for this theme, like the gold was going to be in the skin then in my opinion the dress should have been a neutral white or black or like another golden shade. The jewellery is all nice but I wished it matched a bit better, and these wings make the whole thing seem quite cheap. This is a tough one but it’ll have to be a BOOT for Lilac, sorry gal.
Next, with probably my favourite drag name of the season, Jenna Side (Jakeee1123) - https://imgur.com/a/buW7IPL
This look is sooo fierce. The bikini is sexy and expensive looking, the mug all matches perfectly, and that big ol snake is just so cool. I’ve wanted to do a snake look for a while but never been sure how to position it, but this is just perfect. The snakeskin shoes are a great touch too. The only thing I would change is the hair – either make it a bigger afro, or go for some kinda avant garde updo. But overall this is definitely a TOOT.
Next we have Miz Diamond, if ya nasty (dylangover1) - https://m.imgur.com/a/GdkiZE0
I really love the embellished gun, it’s really fun and elevates the look. The gown is simple but really elegant. I’d say the hair looks a bit flat; a big cool hairstyle would have really balanced the top with the big flared bottom, but it’s giving me kinda prom girl out for revenge so props if that was the aim here. I’d say this is quite safe but definitely a TOOT.
Up next, Miss Tee Cloud (Iconique) - https://m.imgur.com/a/7AaelSB
This gown and these long sleeves are absolutely stunning, but the black choker and red flower just clash so hard with this delicate beauty. It’s a really gothic piece alongside something really subtle and elegant. Even if there was no necklace I think it would have been better. This is a hard decision as well, but based on that and the fact the dress looks more cream than gold, I’m gonna have to BOOT this.
Next we have Kiki Danger (Rubes) - https://imgur.com/a/HZ4z90R
This is soo awesome, the headpiece is kinda giving me Buddha vibes and the dress is just so sexy and unique. This to me is a really good use of the gold skin, and the golden snakeskin is a really great idea too although I maybe wish it was a little more gold and less brown. The body looks great, the black accents in the dress are all just right, and it all just marries together so well. This is a big big TOOT.
Next up, Kamera (Kgamer2218) - https://m.imgur.com/a/rHaZt2n
This is giving me more silver or pearl than gold to be honest. I really like the design from the neck down to the knees but feel the fishtail bottom looks quite out of place – I’d rather the transparent and sequin combo hit the floor and we saw all of her legs and some sparkly shoes. The hairstyle is nice but I’m not sure about the colour combo or the way the platinum and gold are split. I’m gonna have to BOOT Kamera here.
Next we have Chocoláte Fromage (AintItFun) - https://m.imgur.com/a/UWeDQYb
At first glance I’m not sure how I feel about this. The monocle is a nice idea but is giving me Victorian vibes which clash severely with the Grecian feel of the rest of the look. This is another really hard call, I feel like it’s pretty but pretty safe and could have done with more on-theme accessories and ultimately more gold, so regrettably this’ll have to be a BOOT.
Up next, Plai Statiòn (Gamerdan13) - https://m.imgur.com/gallery/bdFp0m9
It’s a very bold move using the theme colour as the secondary colour in a look, and I’m not sure if it paid off. I’m not crazy about the sash of gold disks. Purple is a good choice when doing any kinda regal look but I think here it should have been a gold dress with purple accents rather than vice versa. The hair is also pretty pedestrian for a royalty look. Overall it could have done with something more, like a cape or more unusual silhouette. Plai always uses this model for her looks, and I think that might cause her to struggle because it doesn’t feel like we get a variety of silhouettes from her. My challenge to Plai would be while staying true to her roots, trying to bring something different and a bit more wow to her looks. In summary, this is a BOOT from me.
My top toot of the week is: Jenna Side!!! Hiss hiss, bitch. Come on, All Stars, let’s get snakening!
Trend alert!: Nudity. Nakedness. Transparency. Revealing all. Showing what ya mama gave ya. Birthday suit. Accoutrements from Jesus. Loving the skin you’re in.
That’s all from me for now, stay tuned for my next edition of Omen’s Drag Race All-Stars Fashion Photo Ruview!
