Do you crave the taste of some salty meat between some thick buns? Do you want to dip your breast meat in something saucy? How about get drawn like a French girl while munching on some french fries? Come and get the McD - the McDonalds.
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At McDonalds, our milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, as long as our machine is working. Slurp down something thick and creamy, or get your nipples erec like shrek with a freezing cold McFlurry.
Our customers love the taste of our hot sticky saucy meat - disgusting neckbeards line up for miles for our szechuan sauce.
If you like starting the day right with something juicy to wrap your lips around in the morning, try our breakfast range! How do you like your eggs in the morning; fried, scrambled, or fertilised? How about a big greasy sausage dripping in fat?
So come on down to McDonalds, because if you can't fill the void in your soul with a man, then fill it with fast food!
