Greetings. My name’s Yours, what’s Thiccness McChrist? Welcome back to another edition of Fashion Photo Ruvieeeww, where I will be tooting and booting the looks from Episode 7 of All-Stars of Omen’s Drag Race!
This runway theme is Coats realnussss. Let’s get wrapped up and ready to read.
First up is Jenna Side: https://imgur.com/a/8IJTvsa
Ooh, this is a really unique take on this theme, but I really like it. It’s giving me Olivia Newton John realness, she’s looking disco ready and getting physical. I love the hair, and the colours in the outfit are coordinated perfectly. TOOT.
Next we have Tara Toma: https://prnt.sc/kehqdi
Ooh bitch, okay. This is a very chicken-esque silhouette, and the material around the head actually looks like chicken wire so that might have been intentional? This feels kinda off to me, the shape is really top heavy and not what I’d consider flattering. I think a gown would have went better with that headpiece, and the style of the coat and the top really clash to the point where it’s hard to tell them apart. I’m not loving this eye-straining chicken, so I’ll have to say BOOT.
Up next, Eden Gardens: https://imgur.com/a/36hboK1
I love this so much. This is giving me like Gwen Stephanie or Christina Aguilera or something. The harnesses across the chest are perfect, as is the pimp cane. It’s a simple coat but it’s really cool, kinda like a pirate queen or wild west beauty. The headpiece really makes it as well. The monochromatic scheme works great, and I love this hair too. TOOT.
Next is Plai Statiòn: https://imgur.com/LCGT4s8
I’m instantly drawn to the fact that it looks like her pussy is hanging out from under her coat. That’s really not cute. However, the coat is gorgeous, the fur and bows are adorable. Plai looks like she’s ready for Christmas in Paris. I would say I think there should be some fur on the boots, and I’m about confused by the legs. Maybe just a pink skirt and then tights would have looked better? It’s still cute, so it gets a TOOT.
Next we have Aishah Ali: https://imgur.com/a/YlC82Bi
Gag. This is amazing. I absolutely love the abstract psychedelic big coat and bodysuit, and the diamond choker is perfect too. However, there’s a big black thing hanging off her boot and I don’t really get that, and I kinda wish that the beret and the boots were either both glittery or both not just to tie it together a bit more. I think a plain beret closer in colour to the boots would have rocked. But anyway, I want this coat. TOOT.
Up next, Miracle Monroe: https://imgur.com/a/VMIUH6Y
Oooh yes, now you know I love an ice queen so I dig this. I’ve seen queens in coats this shape before, it’s quite unusual but I really dig it. That hair is to die for! Another thing I love; avant garde af hair. The neckpiece is really cool too. However, under the coat it kinda just looks like her underwear, and I don’t love that. Maybe something silver like the neckpiece would have worked better. Also I would prefer her tights actually covered her feet rather than stopping at her ankles, that’s a bit weird. But still, overall a very strong look and a fierce coat. TOOT.
Next is Pamela: https://imgur.com/a/Q98XkRZ
Consulting Detective, Pamela Holmes! This is a really strong look, I love the jacket and the shape it makes around her hips, and the boots and gloves are just perfect. My issue is the hat, it doesn’t really match the theme. Sherlock Holmes was known for his deerstalker hat, whereas this is more of a fishing hat. Even if it was quite wide brimmed then it would have looked a bit more in theme, but I’m not mad. The jewellery is nice, the props of the magnifying glass and monocle are great choices, and the mug is fierce. TOOT.
Last but not least, Kiki Danger: https://imgur.com/a/fNGNHSq
From deerstalker to actual deer. There’s lots about this I like individually, but altogether I’m not in love. The coat looks more like a dressing gown actually and although it looks really cosy, it doesn’t look all that fashionable. The three shades of pink at the top all kinda clash, the scarf looks quite cheap and the earmuffs just feel out of place. If she wanted the antlers, I would have had a brown fur coat with maybe a vine-y woodland nymph type look underneath. This just looks like someone out walking the dog when they suddenly grew antlers. Also, it doesn’t really make sense that is quite a wintery look but there’s blossom on the antlers? So yeah, this has to be a BOOT.
My top toot of the week is: Eden Gardens! Monochromatic pimp queen! Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Trend alert!: Thigh high boots! Boots the house down boots.
Thank you for joining me again, stay for more of my qualified fashion experience. Byeee xoxo
