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I’m Thiccness Big-Diccness Shooketh Babadooketh Snatched-Wigless Book-Me-Cos-I'm-Gigless McChrist, and I’m gonna show you how to be a homeowner. Today I will be tooting and booting the lewks from episode one of All Stars season 1 of Omen’s Drag Race! This week’s challenge was a variety show extravangazaaa, and the queens had to strut the runway in a look relating to their talent. So, let’s get kraken.
First up is Miz Diamond (@dylanglover1), whose talent was an impersonation of Laganja Estranja - http://imgur.com/gallery/3CkN78r
This is a really weird choice for a talent show, and the look is an ode to Langanja’s look from the comedy show episode in which she had her meltdown. Really I’m not that crazy about this at all, the top doesn’t really match the look, and I know she had difficulty copying the look even if it was a replica it still wasn’t a really good look anyway lmao, so this is a BOOT from me.
Next we have Opal (AlanDuncan ), who gave us some original rapping and dancing - https://prnt.sc/k6icjg
This isn’t a particularly exciting look. The leotard is cute but very simple, and the bow is the wrong colour and also placed on the forehead? Either it should have been to the side or bigger and on the top of the head. The shoes match nicely but it’s very backup dancer, not star of the show. Overall this is a BOOT for Opal from me.
Next up is Eden Gardens (@nicojo), who gave us some limericks and two reveals, meaning 3 separate looks - https://imgur.com/a/t5Brq2Y https://imgur.com/a/R10fa1x https://imgur.com/a/useYsuz
This first old lady look reminds me of the Evil Queen’s disguise in Snow White, although I feel it’s quite busy around the head and could maybe do without the hood, which actually looks like more of a hijab. The coat is really cool and quite villainous but the zimmer frame kinda makes the whole thing seem cheap, I maybe would have went for a cane or something a bit classier instead. The second look is a GORGEOUS dress, I really really love this, although I kinda wish the hair was up or something bc old white hair down and wavy just doesn’t look right to me. This final look is cute but I’m not sure it was necessary to have another reveal, and kinda looks more like a pirate to me more than a vampire. I think the looks were all nice looking and the concept behind them was sound, so ultimately this is a TOOT for Eden from me, but I feel she could be in danger.
Next we have Lilac Lilly (JustJoeyBtw ), who is giving us teacher realness to accompany her secret talent lol - https://imgur.com/a/PZ5m7Xf
If it wasn’t for the apple I probably wouldn’t have know this was a teacher look, it could have been accessorised with a teacher’s hat, a cane, some books, something like that. This kinda just looks like an office worker having an apple for lunch. Idk though I’m finding it hard to say it’s bootable, but the ankle boots do it for me – they just don’t fit this look for me at all. They actually look like a black heel with a black sock, so nope, gonna have to be an ankle high BOOT from me.
Up next, Tara Toma (rollingderp ), who decided to channel a scene from my nightmares for her performance - https://i.snag.gy/Y4pJEq.jpg
I think she should have submitted a look alongside this video, a look that was more like a classic lacy porcelain doll dress. This dress she’s wearing is just so everyday, like I wanna get more Annabelle realness if it’s a doll themed performance. This is a BOOT from me.
Next we have Aishah Ali (rory17 ), who treated us to an acoustic guitar performance - https://imgur.com/a/g5G4i0k
This look is absolutely gorgeous! This dress is absolutely stunning and Aishah’s body looks so soo good. Her choker and facial jewellery match perfectly as well, and although it’s a bit of an unusual combination, she really suits the guitar. I might have went with more of a transparent or open shoe, but I think they do still work. This is a huge TOOT.
Next up is Plai Statiòn (@Gamerdan13), who gave us some poetry and is serving a look inspired by the beat generation - https://imgur.com/gallery/zC6iAJT
The only thing beatnik about this to me is the beret, the rest is just really simple and is giving me black and white less fashionable Mary Portas. If she was really interesting in serving beatnik she could have used some black and white stripes or maybe something a bit more leather looking, and some bigger 60s-style glasses. I get the ode to the namesake with the PlayStation logo but I feel it just looks really cheap, if she wanted to do something like this she could have featured the PlayStation controller buttons or something in a more stylish yet subtle way. Overall, BOOT.
Next we have Jenna Side (Jakeee1123 ), who gave us a comedic rap - https://imgur.com/a/SZdqvcC
I’m getting very Latin Kings realness from this look. The facial jewellery looks more Bollywood than street to me, I’m not sure it fits this look, and I probably would have cut down on the neckpieces or went with a big clock with a thick chain. It’s a really solid unique look though, it’s very different, very stylish, and she looks like someone I wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of lol, so it’s a TOOT.
Up next we have Kamera (Kgamer2218 ), who is giving us a comedy routine as a coked up old lady from 200 years ago - https://imgur.com/a/RzzlqfO
This is a really fun and cool look, the outfit is really sexy and I’m glad she felt able to be sexy and old. The cigarettes in her nostrils and the champagne flute really sell the character, and the pearls suit the theme well. The hair is a really good match as well. I’ll give this a TOOT.
Next we have Miracle Monroe (Macda27 ) who gave us a lipsync of Groove is in the Heart, accompanied by a hippie look - https://imgur.com/gallery/Tu6coMa
I absolutely love the flowers in her long hair, the glasses and mug are perfect for the look too. It’s very clear what the theme of the look is, the two piece is totally on brand and accessorised perfectly. Now, that’s me looking at from the head to above the knees, but there’s a monster lurking on those legs! It looks like she’s been treading through a swamp full of LSD. I would have lost these psychedelic mukluks/legwarmers, and maybe just had a flared leg of the same fabric as the rest of the outfit paired with an open platform heel. But then, having said that, if it didn’t have these then it would be a pretty standard hippie look. Anyway, it’s a TOOT for Miracle.
Next up, Pamela (Analiese ), with a rendition of On My Own from Les Mis, and a look presumably inspired by Éponine - https://imgur.com/a/TMiYlGy
First of all I’m distracted by how much the outfit is glitching lol but that doesn’t stop me being able to appreciate that this coat is absolutely stun. It fits the song well, she looks drenched in rain and tears. I think it’s a kind of fashionable elevated Éponine so I’ll excuse the heel and the midriff for that reason. Overall, TOOT.
Up next, Kiki Danger (Rubes ), who gave an impression of Monique Heart’s lip sync to Cut to the Feeling, and her mermaid look from the episode - https://m.imgur.com/a/dQKpGOC
This is a really pretty look, and a clear elevation from the look she was setting out to copy. Compared to Miz Diamond, who did a look based on Laganja, I love Kiki’s look way better bc even if it is different from the muse, it’s an improvement and different in the right places. The tail and bra are a great match, and the hair and mug are all gorgeous too. TOOT.
Chocoláte Fromage and Miss Tee Cloud did not bring it to the runway at all (oh at all), so they get a SCOOT for desertion.
My top toot of the week is: Aishah Ali (rory17 )! C’mon henny, tell me the reason for the teardrops on your guitar, or are those cumstains?
Trend alert!: Historical fashion. Looks from a time gone by. Eras. Periods. Not the future, not the present, but the other one. Frills and thrills for 200 years. Queen Victoria called, and she says you’re doing a great job sweetie.
That’s all for this episode, see you next time on Omen’s Drag Race Fashion Photo Ruview, and remember to buy your tickets for Tyra Sanchez’s Drag Con in Neverland on the neverth of nevervember
