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Episode 10 - ODR All Stars FPR Aug 16, 2018
Konichiwa biatches. Welcum to Fashion Photo Ruview, this week on Omen’s Drag Race the kweens had to serve red carpet fashion as they showed off their Oscar worthy films. Let’s get tootin and bootin. This is going to be brief bc these looks are all really good lol

First up is Tara Toma: https://prnt.sc/ki9o4f
This is a cool look, I’m feeling some Asian inspirations and influences. The necklace fits really well and I love the big headpiece. It’s simple but elegant and glam, TOOT.

Next we have Aishah Ali: https://imgur.com/a/ybqB28O
This is a really gorgeous dress, Aishah looks glamourous in the mug department as always and this dress is just stun too. The gloves and jewellery are perf too. TOOT.

Up next, Plai Station: https://imgur.com/gallery/nBkEp2r
I really love this dress. The silver and the diamonds fits the purple perfectly, and I love all that tiddy. The hair is a bit flat and pedestrian but still I really like this look, TOOT.

Next is Pamela: https://imgur.com/a/dB1F7M7
Ugh, I want this dress. The colour scheme is perfect, the gorgeous midnight purple gown and the misty blue hair are a match made in heaven. Mug is gorgeous too. TOOT.

Lastly we have Kiki: https://imgur.com/a/EKtwjeN
This is a very sexy and sultry look, very revealing but v sexy. Love the little headpiece and the big earrings, love the wavy hair too. Those nails look very dangerous lmao but perfect for such a seductive look. TOOT.

My top toot of the week is: Pamela! Queen of the night sky.

Trend alert!: Long and glittery! Floor length sparkly gowns as far as the eye can see.

Thank u once again for joining me, wishing u all peace, love and satisfying sneezes.
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Episode 9 - ODR All Stars FPR Aug 15, 2018
Oops I’ve fell behind a bit, this is why I don’t like hosting drag races. Good day everywhere, welcum to Omen’s Drag Race Fashion Photo Ruview! This week on All Stars, the queens had to makeover a famous Amy! Let’s see how they did.

First up is Jenna Side and Amy Adams as Maiden China and Maiden Taiwan: https://imgur.com/a/Ol9Gd4w
Ooh this is cute, I like Amy Adam’s natural red hair being used. I can’t tell who is who but the blue dress looks a lot more elegant than the cream one. It looks like a medieval princess and her handmaiden, but still that works. It’s a cute look with a matching theme and a strong family resemblance, so TOOT.

Next we have Eden Gardens and Amy Winehouse, now Amy Greenhouse!: https://imgur.com/a/utNBedp
Amy looks cute here, it’s a very on brand look for her, but I think Eden’s first look is a bit simple in comparison. The reveals however are both stun. I love vintage cherries and these bodysuits hug their figures so perfectly. I think Eden’s mug could have been a bit more like Amy’s, but still I like this look and see the concept so it gets a safe TOOT.

Next up is Tara Toma and Amy Duncan, now Sarcoma!: https://prnt.sc/kh6po0 https://prnt.sc/kh6m1h
Oooh, birds of a feather! This is a stunning set of looks, they have their individual twists but fit perfectly together. I love Sarcoma’s look here especially, but the feathers and mug and hair are just perfect on both of them. TOOT.

Next is Plai Statiòn and Amy Schumer, now Shu Mar Statiòn!: https://imgur.com/FMWNIQT https://imgur.com/IaQyk4s
This is a cool idea. I like the porno/stripper feel of both their outfits, and their matching thigh high boots. There is a family resemblance and I can imagine them doing a really good runway walk. This is a very creative idea, simple but well done. TOOT.

Next, Aishah Ali and Fat Amy, now Hafsa Ali!: https://imgur.com/a/UAj5rCE https://imgur.com/a/sp5LA29
I’ll start with Aishah. I LIVED, bitch. I love this silhouette and that hairpiece, it’s so seductive and opulent, just really on brand for Aishah. What else is on brand for her is making an outfit by just covering someone’s body in something, in this case it’s a bee. Now practically this is terrifying but execution-wise it’s pretty good. The length is a bot off and the shoes don’t really fit, but I love the touches like the honey in the crown and the honeycomb belt. TOOT.

Next we have Kiki Danger and Amy Poehler, now Amy Danger!:
https://imgur.com/c2wbFvd
Kiki looks great here, the outfit is stunning and really sexy, and the hat and veil are perfect accessories. I don’t love her name plastered across her body. I really don’t like Amy’s look here. The big perpendicular lines of stars just look really bad, they do nothing for the outfit at all. The dress is super plain and the salt shaker tits are bizarre, and I wish she was as accessorised as Kiki, with a hat or boa or something. But alas, BOOT.

Last up is Pamela and Amy Rose, now Amelia!: https://imgur.com/a/dagFLjt https://imgur.com/a/rtnxGQS
Perhaps Pamela had a difficult job making over an anthropomorphic hedgehog, but I’m a bit disappointed that “Amelia” looks nothing like Amy Rose. If she still had her pink skin or something then I’d be inclined to forgive that. Pam looks really good, I love the hair and the dress and the big glove sleeves, and I think there’s a fair resemblance in the two looks as far as that goes. But ultimately it’s a good pair of looks with a decent family resemblance, so it gets a TOOT.

My top toot of the week is: Tara Toma! She didn’t die, she had crystallised, and now she’s a glamazon chicken ready for the runway.

Trend alert!: This was really difficult actually lmao but nature I guess? Birds, bees, flowers, mother earth. Sure, why not.

Thank u for tuning in, see you soon on Phashion Foto Raviewww
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Episode 8 - ODR All Stars FPR Aug 8, 2018
Bonjooouuur. It is I, Thiccness McChrist, here to toot and boot the lewks from Omen’s Drag Race All Stars on this roast edition of Fashion Photo Ruview. Now we had a few cumbacks this challenge so it’s time to see some familiar faces and read them for filth. There was no runway theme, just the outfits for the roast, so these gals have complete creative freedom. Let’s hope they used it well.

First up is Miz Diamond: http://imgur.com/MyBOE8O
Yeehaw! Miz Diamond is giving us reverse cowgirl. This looks is fairly simple but nice enough that it doesn’t look like a cheap Halloween costume. I don’t love the hair, the colour is quite dull and clashy and I would have maybe done big pigtails instead. I think she could have accessorised a bit more too, with a holster or something. It just occurred to me that she might be an explorer or something and not a cowgirl. Anyway, it’s cute, so TOOT.

Next we have Tara Toma: http://prntscr.com/kf24ar http://prntscr.com/kf24db http://prntscr.com/kf24fn
Ooh this is cute, I love this colour scheme and the big headpiece. The bodypaint is really groovy too, and all the accessories are colour matched excellently. Not sure what else to say but TOOT.

Up next, Eden Gardens: https://imgur.com/a/0ttSPWC
Ooh yes, cmon Sally! This is a great look, a very clear reference with a nice pinup twist. The dress and stiches are instantly recognisable, and Eden has done a great job of giving a really fashionable take on Sally. TOOT.

Next we have Lilac Lily: https://imgur.com/a/6t38I1j
Oh my gaawd the girls are turning it today. I freakin love this iridescent look, it’s super sexy and fun with colour changing nails? Not just the outfit, but the hair and the mug too! I maybe would have had bigger boots to come up to the end of the stockings at the ankles, but all in all a big TOOT for Lilac.

Next is Miracle Monroe: https://imgur.com/a/GlF8ect
Ooh, she’s being eaten by a shark! I really love this headpiece, and the bodysuit is excellent too. I’m not crazy about the bag, the colour doesn’t really match. The necklace is a bit hidden by her hair but it fits her theme well too. Shoes are nice too. TOOT.

Up next, Jenna Side: https://imgur.com/a/SvQaNOb
This is a nice lingerie number, I could imagine this as sloth in a deadly sins runway. It’s a really nice colour, the eye mask is really fun and everything else is really sexy, but it all goes together perfectly. TOOT.

Next is Kiki Danger: https://m.imgur.com/a/H3I6FX4
Oooh my, this dress is so gorgeous. It looks expensive and the flowers are just beautiful. Her eyes are especially piercing, I can’t tell if it’s special lenses or she’s just blessed. I suppose I wish the diadem was closer in colour to the silver colours of the rest of the dress but it’s still really pretty, and the hair is perfect for it. Kiki looks regal and opulent, TOOT.

Next we have Pamela: https://imgur.com/a/pEmSTyo
Yaaas I love these colours. The dress is so so cute and the colours are just gorgeous too, the Rainbow Road looking ribbons really make it too. The big ass platforms are fierce too, and the mug! Those lashes are touching me through the screen. The mug is so on point, I love the colours and the contour and highlight. The hair is also perfect in style and colour. TOOT.

Up next, Plai Station: https://m.imgur.com/8FH0GXo
Ooh okay, this is quite cool. I like the idea of the necromancer witch but I think it could have been executed a bit better. The cane with the huge ruby is really cool, and I like the crown and the skull bow. I don’t love the length of the dress and the pleated fishtail right above the ankles, it doesn’t really feel appropriate for this kind of look. If she was going to do a mystical witch type look, I would have had a really long train and a dress accessorised with spider webs or rips or just something to make it look a bit more on theme. I think this has to be a BOOT from me.

Up next, Aishah Ali https://imgur.com/a/l4C4Lw8
I love this eyewear. Aishah looks ready to read in style, and the gold loop in her ponytail is gorgeous too. The dress is really sexy too, I love the side split, and the shoes with the diamond straps are gorgeous too. Idk if it’s the reflection or what but it looks like those shoes are about a foot tall, which I live for. TOOT.

Last but least lol, Opal https://prnt.sc/kfx6t8
Yaas we stan goddess maker. This is a really cute Venus look, I like the floating crown and the soft pinks. The glowing harp is a nice touch too. The hair looks a bit gross, there are about 3 wigs here and it looks like some really badly done extensions. But overall, it’s a cute look with nice accessories, so it gets a TOOT.

My top toot of the week is: Kiki Danger! Floral queen, opulent bitch owns everything. Sweeping up the runway with that big ass dress.

Trend alert!: Iridescence, glitter, sparkles. Glowing, lustrous, shining, et cetera. Pretty shiny things.

Thank you for joining me, hope you all have a sensational day. Love, hugs, and butterfly kisses. XOXO
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Episode 7 - ODR All Stars FPR Aug 5, 2018
Greetings. My name’s Yours, what’s Thiccness McChrist? Welcome back to another edition of Fashion Photo Ruvieeeww, where I will be tooting and booting the looks from Episode 7 of All-Stars of Omen’s Drag Race!

This runway theme is Coats realnussss. Let’s get wrapped up and ready to read.

First up is Jenna Side: https://imgur.com/a/8IJTvsa
Ooh, this is a really unique take on this theme, but I really like it. It’s giving me Olivia Newton John realness, she’s looking disco ready and getting physical. I love the hair, and the colours in the outfit are coordinated perfectly. TOOT.

Next we have Tara Toma: https://prnt.sc/kehqdi
Ooh bitch, okay. This is a very chicken-esque silhouette, and the material around the head actually looks like chicken wire so that might have been intentional? This feels kinda off to me, the shape is really top heavy and not what I’d consider flattering. I think a gown would have went better with that headpiece, and the style of the coat and the top really clash to the point where it’s hard to tell them apart. I’m not loving this eye-straining chicken, so I’ll have to say BOOT.

Up next, Eden Gardens: https://imgur.com/a/36hboK1
I love this so much. This is giving me like Gwen Stephanie or Christina Aguilera or something. The harnesses across the chest are perfect, as is the pimp cane. It’s a simple coat but it’s really cool, kinda like a pirate queen or wild west beauty. The headpiece really makes it as well. The monochromatic scheme works great, and I love this hair too. TOOT.

Next is Plai Statiòn: https://imgur.com/LCGT4s8
I’m instantly drawn to the fact that it looks like her pussy is hanging out from under her coat. That’s really not cute. However, the coat is gorgeous, the fur and bows are adorable. Plai looks like she’s ready for Christmas in Paris. I would say I think there should be some fur on the boots, and I’m about confused by the legs. Maybe just a pink skirt and then tights would have looked better? It’s still cute, so it gets a TOOT.

Next we have Aishah Ali: https://imgur.com/a/YlC82Bi
Gag. This is amazing. I absolutely love the abstract psychedelic big coat and bodysuit, and the diamond choker is perfect too. However, there’s a big black thing hanging off her boot and I don’t really get that, and I kinda wish that the beret and the boots were either both glittery or both not just to tie it together a bit more. I think a plain beret closer in colour to the boots would have rocked. But anyway, I want this coat. TOOT.

Up next, Miracle Monroe: https://imgur.com/a/VMIUH6Y
Oooh yes, now you know I love an ice queen so I dig this. I’ve seen queens in coats this shape before, it’s quite unusual but I really dig it. That hair is to die for! Another thing I love; avant garde af hair. The neckpiece is really cool too. However, under the coat it kinda just looks like her underwear, and I don’t love that. Maybe something silver like the neckpiece would have worked better. Also I would prefer her tights actually covered her feet rather than stopping at her ankles, that’s a bit weird. But still, overall a very strong look and a fierce coat. TOOT.

Next is Pamela: https://imgur.com/a/Q98XkRZ
Consulting Detective, Pamela Holmes! This is a really strong look, I love the jacket and the shape it makes around her hips, and the boots and gloves are just perfect. My issue is the hat, it doesn’t really match the theme. Sherlock Holmes was known for his deerstalker hat, whereas this is more of a fishing hat. Even if it was quite wide brimmed then it would have looked a bit more in theme, but I’m not mad. The jewellery is nice, the props of the magnifying glass and monocle are great choices, and the mug is fierce. TOOT.

Last but not least, Kiki Danger: https://imgur.com/a/fNGNHSq
From deerstalker to actual deer. There’s lots about this I like individually, but altogether I’m not in love. The coat looks more like a dressing gown actually and although it looks really cosy, it doesn’t look all that fashionable. The three shades of pink at the top all kinda clash, the scarf looks quite cheap and the earmuffs just feel out of place. If she wanted the antlers, I would have had a brown fur coat with maybe a vine-y woodland nymph type look underneath. This just looks like someone out walking the dog when they suddenly grew antlers. Also, it doesn’t really make sense that is quite a wintery look but there’s blossom on the antlers? So yeah, this has to be a BOOT.

My top toot of the week is: Eden Gardens! Monochromatic pimp queen! Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Trend alert!: Thigh high boots! Boots the house down boots.

Thank you for joining me again, stay for more of my qualified fashion experience. Byeee xoxo
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Episode 6 - ODR All-Stars FPR Aug 2, 2018
Hello hello hello! We wanna wilkyum – welcome you to this week’s edition of Fashion Photo Ruvieeew! I’m back looking at the outfits from the main stage of All Stars of Omen’s Drag Race! This challenge was to serve looks inspired by different art movements, so let’s get into it.

First up, Eden Gardens, giving us symbolism - https://imgur.com/a/rzfmQmK
Oooh, this is really cool, and bursting with symbolism. The snake is really cool, the gothic dress and mug are really different, and I love the flower crown. The ball and chain and her poses are really giving me emotion. TOOT.

Next we have Kamera, serving Cubism - https://imgur.com/a/AZmjdtr
Hmm, I don’t know how I feel about this. The look is really cool and probably perfect for another theme but it’s just not giving me cubism at all. It’s a bit busy as well – the stars and the two moons and the bubbles and the tape, it’s all a bit crazy and not in the way the theme wanted. Also the gold necklace doesn’t fit in at all. BOOT.

Up next, Jenna Side, who had ancient art - https://imgur.com/a/dQFKdOC
I don’t know about this either. It’s less ancient art, more just ancient fashion. I would have made myself into a statue or just a wall of hieroglyphs, whereas this is just an Egyptian queen look and nothing I haven’t seen on Horrible Histories before. BOOT.

Next is Tara Toma with Dadaism - https://imgur.com/a/B0JzJxO
These are seriously bad. Dada is such a good theme, she could have been as nonsensical and wacky as she wanted, and instead she has a really basic black and yellow dress> I mean the hair is kinda on theme but it doesn’t look good lol. When you’re drawing by hand, you can literally design anything with no constraints, but this is just really basic and doesn’t fit the theme at all. BOOT.

Next we have Aishah Ali who is giving us Romanticism - https://imgur.com/a/lpnzftw
*sighs* Oh my. This is…nothing like the theme? The only things similar to the painting she’s took inspiration from are the colours. She looks more New Romantic than anything else. Flared trousers, a big bun, and a gold boa are not Romanticism. Is disco Aishah’s idea of classical? BOOT.

Please give me strength, Miracle Monroe, and actually serve me abstract art - https://imgur.com/a/7BQrhO0
Now this is better! Miracle has hit the nail on the head here. The headpiece is gorgeous, the neckpiece is fierce, the outfit is just spot on. Even the mug just screams abstract art. I’d maybe want a bit more of a equal distribution of colour, it’s completely greyscale about the shoulders. I love the heels as well, perfect for this look. TOOT.

Up next, Plai Station with Pop Art -  https://imgur.com/gallery/lWGyJK1 https://imgur.com/gallery/0djZ30K
This is quite cool. I like her body paint and bold colours. The text box is a bit clunky on the dress but I like the reveal, although I might have had the speech bubble pointing at the mouth more. I also would have used more polka dots as they were a big part of this art style. But overall, TOOT.

Next is Kiki Danger with Medieval Art - https://imgur.com/a/uW6oh9o
I get the feeling she researched this, saw the word “gothic” and completely misinterpreted what that meant, thinking about Evanescence instead of medieval eastern Germany. This is a cool look, and again would have been perfect for something else, but is totally wrong for this theme. I would have went with some Christian art, like a big seraph with huge wings or something inspired by the Virgin Mary, as Christianity makes up most of what we consider medieval art. This is not that, so BOOT.

Last but not least is Pamela, giving us Futurism: https://youtu.be/kuA_pd0J0NM
So Futurist art often portrays speed and movement, so it’s fitting that this whole outfit moves as she walks. The design is mort like Futurist architecture than art but I’ll allow that. I’m not sure the top half fits the theme much either, it’s a bit more art deco Sauron than anything else. But the rest is cool, so it gets a TOOT.

My top toot of the week is: Miracle Monroe! Abstract, and that’s a fact. Hope I don’t contract when I get bare-backed or otherwise perform a sex act, but I’m getting side-tracked, so I’ll just redact, and watch Contact with the window cracked while I interact with a guy who’s packed.

Trend alert!: Headpieces! Give me some headpiece right about now okurrrr

Thank you for joining me again on Omen’s Drag Race Fashion Photo Ruview, goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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