We all know allison as TG's old drunk aunt/whore. Like everyone's aunt, she sometimes does not hold back. In honor of the Jewish New Year, here are some memorable Allison moments.
1) The time she wanted Survivor: Pearl's Island runner-up Lillian Morris to physically assault her with her vagina.
"I need Lillian Morris to smack me with her puss"
2) The time she confused the act of doxxing with the sexual act of docking.
"about DOXXING im like wtf isn't that when two men, one takes his circumcised penis into the other man's uncircumcised penis and wanks at it until they cum?? But then I had to google it and realize oh wait thats DOCKING....."
3) When she was sick of a troll's shit (or their gifs of people eating it) and reported them to the authorities.
[BANNED USER] one more porn gif showing people gobbling down SHIT, I will be reporting you to the police. I live right by a police station. What you are doing, is a crime. There are minors on here and they should NOT be subjected to this. Your IP address will be tracked and you will get a knock at your door.
4) the time she implied NICOLE FRANZEL WAS A RAT and acted like Julie Chen was reacting to the smell of rat feces.
5) The time she compared cop turned "criminal" survivor winner and game changer Sarah Lacina to a mass-murderer and insane ex president.
"GETTING VOTED OUT OF CAGAYAN CARRYING THEIR TORCH SAYING "WHO FLIPPED?!" and MICHIGAN IS KASS"
NOTABLE MENTION:
The time Allison's grandma called the optometrist Shrek
Shana Tova/ Happy New Years to Allison and all her Jewish siblings on this site :) !
So, not really surprised, I was stabbed in the back by some people I considered friends. Well, I was warned, and they backdoored me. Obviously, they saw me as a threat. They were right. I would've looked them in the eye, and would've gave them a 3 the first chance I got. Lucky them.
@Johnny7, AmberKate, and Shougo, and @RyRycoolguy7 can NOT be trusted. All the other players should heed my advice, and get them out. Conveniently, none of them are up on the chopping block. Kentuckyy warned them all, and now the Chima alliance will boot the poor girl out. Fuck that.
Now they all are pretending they are sad. Right as I typed that, Amber linked to a blog. That must be part of the plan. LOL. PIP? I'm not dead, Amber. I may not be able to vote or to talk in the game, but I am very much still involved in the voting process, and you will be out soon enough.
You have not seen the last of me. Of course, I went out 12th, so not karma for me. Now I have to sit and play another effing casting game, before I can do something fun for once. For those who I like, good look. Add me to your friends list. We can talk. For those who stabbed me in the back, well, you made the right decision. It was the right strategic move. But on a personal note, please don't act like we're BFFs or whatever.
Schiloogie and Wezzy or whatever his name him have done absolutely nothing in the game. Natalie spoke the truth, and I imagine they negged her to death, hence why she is up on the block. Poor girl. I wasn't a big fan of her during the game, but she tried to save me, and I appreciate that. She'll get voted out, I'm sure, since they run this game and nobody does anything smart. If they were smart - give Nat a 1, Schiloogie a 2, and Wes a 3. Schiloogie, no offense, but don't trust Johnny, Amber, etc. They are pretending they like you, because they want Nat out. You're just a pawn. Don't let them use you like that.
Um.. anyways, I am going to follow along. I am not actually mad at them, but I want them to lose. After the game is over, I want to be friends with them, but right now, I am seeking revenge.
Congrats on the rest of your fucking castings from 2009.
We all know allison as TG's old drunk aunt/whore. Like everyone's aunt, she sometimes does not hold back. In honor of the Jewish New Year, here are some memorable Allison moments.
TIRED ASS SHOWGIRL.