HEY THERE, LOVELIES! IT'S YOUR GAL CHERITAisdelicious, COMING AT YA WITH ALL THE VIBES AND NONE OF THE BULLSH*T! CAN YOU BELIEVE THE CRAZY RIDE I'VE BEEN ON? FROM DODGING DRAMA TO SLAYING CHALLENGES, I'VE BEEN KEEPING IT REAL IN THIS GAME.
I'M NOT HERE TO BE A THIRD WAVE FEMINIST OR WHATEVER, JUST A COMMON WOMAN FROM A FARM, LIVING HER BEST LIFE AND NOT GIVING A DAMN. I DON'T NEED PIERCED TITS OR CHURCH POOPS TO DEFINE ME. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON VEGANISM, LIKE, CAN A GIRL JUST ENJOY A BURGER WITHOUT BEING JUDGED?
SO HERE I AM, FACING OFF AGAINST SOME OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN THIS GAME, LIKE THYARTISGRIN AND LOOSEYLADUCA. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M HERE TO SHOW 'EM WHY CHERITA DESERVES TO TAKE THIS WHOLE DAMN THING. I'VE SURVIVED, I'VE THRIVED, AND I'M NOT BACKING DOWN.
DON'T TOUCH MY GAME, 'CAUSE I'M HERE TO WIN IT ALL! CHERITA OUT, DARLINGS! 馃拑馃徏馃憫
